How Can Anyone Play At SlotLand???

[murder1]

That place is a real Ripoff! I can't believe they allow such a place to exist. They should be investigated and closed down for the rigging that goes on there. WARNING! DO NOT PLAY AT SLOTLAND...9.9 X out of 10 We'll Be sorry.

 

[The Dude]

Would you mind stating specifically what the problem is?

 

[Hannah]

Why cannot?

Hi Murder,

This is Hannah from Slotland. I regret that you haven't been satisfied while playing at Slotland. Many people are happy with us and I am sure that you could be also if you were more lucky. Unfortunately, I don't know your Login ID. Please send me a letter at: hannah@slotland.com, I will review your gaming history and will give you something small so you could try our games again.

Be sure that we don't cheat our customers - we would be silly to do it as we preferr them coming back to us! We are growing since 1998 - thanks to our unique games and Thanks to our good reputation.

Thank you for contacting me in advance. Let's kick our games together

Kind regards,
Hannah
hannah@slotland.com

 

[dominique]

Slotland is the one casino I have NEVER had even one complaint about.

As far as I can tell they are exceptionally ethical and take the best of care of players.

They are my number one recommendation for inexperienced players.

Could you tell what the problem is? Did you have a bad run?

 

[caruso]

Slotland has the WORST games on the net. For Dominique to recommend them as a first to newbies demonstrates real rogue portal qualities.

Murder - they're games aren't "rigged", their slots. They're rigged by definition, ie. non-random.

 

[murder1]

I tell you what. Go stick money in their Treasure Slot. You won't get it back. I spent over $400 there playing their silly Treasure Slot and that fake space Blackjack.

Imagine this: Their space BlackJack deals you 3 hands. And The dealer gets his hand. If you want to hit one of your hands. You must take a card on all 3. Example: dealer shows 9. Your Hand are (1) K-10 (2) 10-5 (3) 9-5
You can't just hit hand (2) and (3). If you take a hit you will get a card even on you K-10.

Treasure Slot is the biggest Joke of them all. Go see for yourself. And please don't bet $2 X 4 row spins. You will be out just as fast as you put it in there.

The Place has no business being on the Net. POINT BLANK! Customer Service is Good. But that's about it.

Goodthing I went and played Hold'em Poker and recovered all but $100 from that place.

This place gets a

 

[maxfalcon]

Slotland has the WORST games on the net. For Dominique to recommend them as a first to newbies demonstrates real rogue portal qualities.

I think you are going a bit too far, Caruso. Treating people of running a rogue portal because they are advertising for SlotLand... is a bit excessive.

Slotland is around since 1998 (that's six years of business), so I think that if there was no interest for this online casino - or if it was sooooo bad - it should have closed a long time ago, especially with the hard competition actually.

After, slots are slots - land-based or online.

 

[Lukas85]

Im not going to play at Slutland again, either. Ive wasted more than enough money at their JoB VP which is not only the slowest but probably also the VP with the lowest payout. Ive been playing several thousand Hands VP within the last couple of months but the results there were by far the worst ever. I asked myself many times why the Meister still supports them....

 

[caruso]

Treating people of running a rogue portal because they are advertising for SlotLand... is a bit excessive.

That's not what I said, Max. In that case I'd have to accuse Bryan and Ted of the same - which I'm not about to do because it would be incorrect.

I said "For Dominique to recommend them as a first to newbies demonstrates real rogue portal qualities."

Slotlands slot payouts are presumably the generic 95%.

The JOB game comes in around 85%ish.

Spacejacks comes in around maybe 90% with PERFECT play.

These games are the worst you'll find ANYWHERE. Newbies are by definition new. They don't know slots from Deuces Wild Full Pay. A portal who selects newbies to fleece at a casino with DISGUSTING payouts, knowing full well said newbies on average know nothing about payouts and are in NO position to judge for themselves, is atrocious behaviour and represents rogue qualities, ie. deceipt.

If I ran a portal - which I won't be doing any time soon - I would recommend casinos that pay with GOOD GAMES, games that give the players a chance. I would not recommend the worst games on the net because my aim would not be to fleece my players.

 

[maxfalcon]

That's not what I said, Max. In that case I'd have to accuse Bryan and Ted of the same - which I'm not about to do because it would be incorrect.

I said "For Dominique to recommend them as a first to newbies demonstrates real rogue portal qualities."

Slotlands slot payouts are presumably the generic 95%.

The JOB game comes in around 85%ish.

Spacejacks comes in around maybe 90% with PERFECT play.

These games are the worst you'll find ANYWHERE. Newbies are by definition new. They don't know slots from Deuces Wild Full Pay. A portal who selects newbies to fleece at a casino with DISGUSTING payouts, knowing full well said newbies on average know nothing about payouts and are in NO position to judge for themselves, is atrocious behaviour and represents rogue qualities, ie. deceipt.

If I ran a portal - which I won't be doing any time soon - I would recommend casinos that pay with GOOD GAMES, games that give the players a chance. I would not recommend the worst games on the net because my aim would not be to fleece my players.

OK, I understand your point of view. But I think that the point for newbies here was the simplicity of use. For example, Booster is a good game for newbies - you can play a loooonnng time (my own experience) but your wins are not that big (apart for the jackpot).

 

[padanian]

Since I have no specific knowledge concerning this casino (and I do trust both Dominique and Caruso), I surfed the Slotland website but did not find anything useful in order to make a judgement. Just found something interesteing on bonuses:

WAGERING REQUIREMENTS: Slotland's bonus policy is very simple and clear: any bonus which you may receive (and any deposit made to earn such a bonus) is required to be wagered at least once prior to requesting a cash withdrawal, unless terms and conditions for a particular bonus are stated to be otherwise. SLOTLAND NEWSLETTERS: Every Slotland player receives monthly and special newsletters by email unless he decides otherwise. Slotland reserves the right to exclude anybody from receiving its newsletters as well as the participation in newsletters' promotions.

It could be interesting except for this words
unless terms and conditions for a particular bonus are stated to be otherwise
And I was not able, for example, to find any info on the 100% sign up bonus.
Is it also 1X?!?

 

[Vesuvio]

Have to agree with Caruso, it's a fairly shocking casino! The games could have been around since about 1980 given the software. I signed up because I'd seen them mentioned as reputable on here and thought it couldn't be too bad - fair enough they may be reputable, but I do think it's the last place I'd recommend to anyone new to casinos.

One thing to point out is that the video poker doesn't even deal out random cards as you'd expect:

"Please note that all games share the same mechanism which determines the jackpot win. Thus, with card games, the probability of hitting the jackpot combination is not natural but controlled by this shared random mechanism in the same way as slot machines' wins."

 

[hhcfreebie]

Im not going to play at Slutland again, either. Ive wasted more than enough money at their JoB VP which is not only the slowest but probably also the VP with the lowest payout. Ive been playing several thousand Hands VP within the last couple of months but the results there were by far the worst ever. I asked myself many times why the Meister still supports them....

Same here.
Can you imagine a payout of 85% or so betting 50 cents per hand?
That's why i stopped playing with slotland a few months ago. I don't feel I even stand a remote chance of winning. The only JoB with even worse payout is Gambling Federation (around 75%).
Yes, their CS is great and they always pay on time, if you still have some money left to withdraw that is.
As for Slotland, if you are reading this, would you please change the name of "Classic Jack or Better" to "Jack or Better Slot"? I don't mind if you lower your payout on any of your slots but video pokers, by difinition, should be random.

 

[murder1]

Can anyone verify this lie that I received from them? 98% payback my A$$.

Thank you for your letter. I understand your frustration especially when you did not have the luck you wish you had today, but our slots are certified and revised by independent bodies and all our slots have a certified 98% payback.

Our games fairly return 98% of all the money put into it. But the 98% is just an overall average, meaning that the slot is programmed to return 98% of all the money played, not just to one player but to all of its thousands of players and in no set pattern or at any specific period of time. Just imagine if you hit the jackpot, your payback will be a thousands times greater than the average percentage payback.

SLOTLAND is fair and honest. We wouldn't last very long as a business if we made a practice of cheating our players. Besides this, our company's accounts are revised and audited regularly by an independent body. If you have a specific concern, please let us know and we will contact you.

I hope to see you back soon!

Sincerely,
Cathy
Slotland Customer Service

 

[spearmaster]

Slotland has been represented on Got2Bet before, and I am confident that they are honest.

However, players must be made aware that the blackjack and video poker games are not like the ones found in Vegas, and that in fact they are slot machines. After all, the casino IS called Slotland...

As for the 98% - if they have someone verifying that, then the player can decide for himself the authenticity/veracity of that claim. Personally, I tend to lose there, not surprisingly, but I do like Booster - definitely a unique take on a slot machine

The only wish I have is that they would add some newer technology games

 

[tunisianswife]

not my style

I played at Slotland and can only give my opinion trying to be as objective as possible. The bonus was added immediately. The bonus policy is stated in very simple terms (which can at times, get a bit confusing when you read them at other sites)

I must say I was disappointed in the graphics of the slots. They seemed a bit "archaic" shall I say. I played for a long, long time on my deposit and bonus and kept getting quite a few good hits. I did find it a bit interesting that on the treasure slot, there would be multiples of 7's and 1's but when two exact color 7's or 1's would appear on the first payline, all 3 of the other remaining would be a bar....I found that a bit puzzling and it happened over and over so I just moved on.

I was excited to see that you could play 3 hands of blackjack until I figured out on the first dealing hand that you have to either hold or hit for all; but again, I just moved on.

I did not feel overall that there was any "rigging"....as I said, I did get quite a few nice hits. I just prefer better graphics and if it is variety and graphics that one chooses in selecting slots, I would say that this may not be the place to go.

Overall, not a bad experience and although I am not a high wagerer, I did find that many of the hits I got were quite nice.

 

[murder1]

I did find it a bit interesting that on the treasure slot, there would be multiples of 7's and 1's but when two exact color 7's or 1's would appear on the first payline, all 3 of the other remaining would be a bar....I found that a bit puzzling and it happened over and over so I just moved on.

Samething happened to me. Time and Time and Time again. STAY AWAY FROM THIS CASINO. I KNOW A HOOK WHEN I SEE ONE

 

[Freudian]

I don't like Slotland. I prefer casinos that doesn't offer home-made versions of the casino games. But it is their preogative to offer whatever games they like. I will stick to the casinos that offer traditional games.

Lost my money on my only visit there but can't say it felt fishy though. At least I learned to check what games a casino offers before depositing.

 

[maxfalcon]

but I do like Booster - definitely a unique take on a slot machine

It seems that we like the same game, Spear!

The only wish I have is that they would add some newer technology games

That's what I asked to them - they really need more games and a revision of their graphics/website. They have added one more game back in the beginning of the year if I remember well, and I was thinking that it was the first of several new ones... but no.

As Spear said, all their games are slots, and when playing you should expect the outcome of slots only.

I did find it a bit interesting that on the treasure slot, there would be multiples of 7's and 1's but when two exact color 7's or 1's would appear on the first payline, all 3 of the other remaining would be a bar....I found that a bit puzzling and it happened over and over so I just moved on.

To be honest, I must say that I have seen the same thing on this game... But the problem is that this situation of probable big win happens very often (happened five or six times on a meager $50 deposit) - they would have too much winners! -, so I think that it's not a problem of cheating - this game just needs to be adjusted, to be more balanced.

 

[sirius]

Player exclusion policy non-existent!

I knew of a player who wanted to quit playing Slotland after losing too much but they offered him $50 for 'reasons for quitting' and even after he still wanted the account closed, they offered $100 if he ever wanted to return!

They don't block players from reopening an account and playing again if they tell Slotland they have been spending too much and want to be blocked. He said he reopened his account many times until he got fed up with them. They must completely wipe the credit card databases when an account is closed because players can keep using the same credit card when they reopen accounts!

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[Vesuvio]

Why would a casino where you can only play slots want to exclude anyone?

Almost all players will lose their deposits and there's no strategy where you'd expect to come off with a profit from the bonus.

Come to think of it, maybe I'll set up a similar casino (with some decent software so players can lose money quicker!)

 

[maxfalcon]

I knew of a player who wanted to quit playing Slotland after losing too much but they offered him $50 for 'reasons for quitting' and even after he still wanted the account closed, they offered $100 if he ever wanted to return!

They don't block players from reopening an account and playing again if they tell Slotland they have been spending too much and want to be blocked. He said he reopened his account many times until he got fed up with them. They must completely wipe the credit card databases when an account is closed because players can keep using the same credit card when they reopen accounts!

Hannah, could you please comment on this?

Why would a casino where you can only play slots want to exclude anyone?

Almost all players will lose their deposits and there's no strategy where you'd expect to come off with a profit from the bonus.

Come to think of it, maybe I'll set up a similar casino (with some decent software so players can lose money quicker!)

Slots are slots, point. This is a slots casino... We all know what is the outcome of slots! Very few people do win big, if you are lucky, and a lot lose money, while some have average wins. After all, gambling is at first a game of luck, nothing else. (I don't want to bring the point if gambling is entertainment - enough discussed about that at WinnerOnline! ). However, I prefer playing ten times at slots than one time at national lotteries...

 

[dominique]

Slotland has HTML games. They are extremely easy to use. They are the ONLY type games that can be played by people on browsers like webtv, aol and so on.

Would you like me to send those guys to 1cnp? Or perhaps casino VR?

I myself play Booster and I love it and you can play for a long time for little money.

Slotland gives away free money every month via their newsletter - you can win playmoney there. All my players like that.

Slotland is not like RTG or Microgaming, it has a different type of software. I realize that HTML software lacks the speed and polished look of other softwares. But I find them always honest and this is the very first time I see a complaint. They are almost like a cult casino - they have a very loyal following. The players who like the software stick for years. There has to be a reason for that.

I resent Caruso attacking my integrity because I like to send newbies to places that are simple to play and figure out. It beats sending them to places where they will get screwed because they happened to play BJ instead of slots.

If there weren't the majority of players playing for entertainment only, there would not be any casinos for many of you to play at. For a new player looking for lots of unfettered play for their money, with no complicated wagering requirements, Slotland is great.

My players tell me so and I agree.

 

[HateMG]

It could be interesting except for this words
unless terms and conditions for a particular bonus are stated to be otherwise
And I was not able, for example, to find any info on the 100% sign up bonus.
Is it also 1X?!?

As I remember when you try to register there is fine print at the bottom of the page which says sign up bonus + deposit should be wagered 8 times.

 

[Vesuvio]

Dominique,

I've no problems with you making money from people going to casinos from your site, but you do seem to go a bit far with Slotland!

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"SLOTLAND is one of the biggest and most reputable online casinos on the net! Slotland definitely offers the most generous bonus program available! 100% Sign-up bonus up to $100."

Not sure how big they are, but 'the most generous bonus program'?

Maybe it's a casino of last resort for anyone who connects to the internet with some strange technology that prevents them using normal software, but surely nothing more.