- Joined
- Aug 26, 2010
- Location
- Old bag lady with a laptop
Hospital Rule
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
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Marriage License
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A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked,
“What are you looking for?"
He replied, “The expiration date.”
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
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Marriage License
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A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked,
“What are you looking for?"
He replied, “The expiration date.”
