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Ha Ha Ha ... if this is a joke, i am not laughing

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by hobobiker, Jan 24, 2009.

    Jan 24, 2009
  1. hobobiker

    hobobiker Dormant account

    Occupation:
    retired
    Location:
    Manchester UK
    just an example of todays play.. started with about 40 and 60 spins later got 0 ..total return 5 .....yup 5 value for money or what....... time to go back to land based if this is how things are going, i work hard for my cash and dont mind losing it if its a fair game .... but this is just taking the mick.
    pissed off with it.

    er picture might be a bit small ....so zoom in.
     
  2. Jan 24, 2009
  3. CasinoKidd

    CasinoKidd Meister Member

    Occupation:
    Student
    Location:
    Rochester NY
    When you zoom in it's all fuzzy, try again?
     
  4. Jan 24, 2009
  5. AussieDave

    AussieDave Dodgy whacko backstabber

    Occupation:
    Gaming SEO Specialist & Casino Webmaster
    Location:
    Australia
    40 isn't a Kings Ransom. And 60 spins is not going to give a fair sample to whether an online casino & or game is fair or not.

    I'm sure you don't win every time you go to a land based casino. Besides if your going to get this out of joint over losing 40 then gambling probably isn't your thing. Maybe you should look for another less risky pastime.

    Cheers
    T
     
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  6. Jan 24, 2009
  7. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

    Occupation:
    Bum
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    It's hard to make out, but I think I see a bunch of 1 spins in there....you're just setting yourself up for failure on a 40 deposit.
     
  8. Jan 25, 2009
  9. hobobiker

    hobobiker Dormant account

    Occupation:
    retired
    Location:
    Manchester UK
    I never wrote that i did win every time at land based casino, so cant see what your getting at with that one?

    WTF has it got to do with you what is my thing or to advise me on what pastimes i should pursue??? if you wanted to comment on the post thats fine but i dont need some patronising smug twaddle about my personal life thanks....
    and for the record , i have gambled before you know....and indeed lost more than 40 ....(lots more) and won some too . but again i will say i think that the RTP% has fallen in the last two months.
     
  10. Jan 25, 2009
  11. jas2587

    jas2587 Ueber Meister

    Occupation:
    none
    Location:
    FL
    wow take a chill pill you post they answer an you go ape chit dont post if you dont wanna hear what they have to say

    you are out of line

    Cindy
     
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  12. Jan 25, 2009
  13. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    PAID CASINO SHILL
    Location:
    Turn right, then right. then right again
    C'mon people...lets keep it professional....

    Trezz is right in saying that 60 spins doesnt even scratch the surface of determining an RTP% - looks like you just had a bad session which we all do.

    If I were betting $1 spins on a $40 bankroll, I would expect my money to go pretty quickly unless i was lucky enough to hit something nice. Personally, I never play with more than 100 bets, but thats just me :)
     
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  14. Jan 25, 2009
  15. hobobiker

    hobobiker Dormant account

    Occupation:
    retired
    Location:
    Manchester UK
    did i go ape shit? No. as i said if someone wants to answer the subject of the post , thats fine but he didnt he made a comment which took it to a personal level and thats not fine.

    and personally i never play with my pets.
     
  16. Jan 26, 2009
  17. chuchu59

    chuchu59 gambling addict CAG PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    EXECUTIVE
    Location:
    SOMEWHERE IN ASIA
    Well, since it's the first day of the Chinese New Year, I wish you, hobobiker, to hit the JP on your first spin on Mega Moolah, then the JP on JP Pinatas at RTG. You will also get the 3 expanding wilds at Scary (Rival) at $10.00 per spin after the 8th spin (lucky). You will then have no time left to go ape-shit over anything we say at the forum.
     
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  18. Jan 26, 2009
  19. funeral979

    funeral979 Senior Member PABaccred

    Occupation:
    retail
    Location:
    Texas
    Threads like this really piss me off. No credibility is ever given to new posters on here. If you are one of the fortunate ones here who have posted 500+ times then you are considered a God, and whatever you post will be met with oooooohs and ahhhhhs and my, are you not the clever one???

    People come here for help and opinions and knowledge and expect as such.

    Ever wonder why the majority of the posts on here are from the same small circle of people......, if I were hobobiker I would not post again.

    Now im sure if KasinoKing posted this (no offense), we would all express our concerns and sympathy, and cheer him on to his 274th consecutive winning month!
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2009
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  20. Jan 26, 2009
  21. Jasminebed

    Jasminebed Closer to 100 than Birth

    Occupation:
    Not in workforce
    Location:
    Ontario
    Funeral, you may be right there.

    I played an amount smaller than the OP today, but at much lower bets, and it was not a riot...didn't achieve even close to 2x playthrough.

    I have the same thing happen at land based too, but I generally enjoy the outing more.

    And if $40 is enough you from further online playing, you just might end up ahead of most of us:D

    I'm still under 500 posts, do I still retain credibility?
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2009
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  22. Jan 26, 2009
  23. chuchu59

    chuchu59 gambling addict CAG PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    EXECUTIVE
    Location:
    SOMEWHERE IN ASIA
    Posters like Trezz and Wingbig are right in that over such a small number of spins there is likely to be high variance although they may not necessarily have worded it way. Suppose you play a slot with one or two features, as long as you dont hit within your prescribed spins you get a paltry payout for your bankroll. This is inherent within the slot as much of the RTP is built within the feature which could pay a lot.

    What most of us wanted to say is that there are far too few spins to warrant a serious whine. Most players with a bit of knowledge on how slots work will not consider it impossible for them to pay close to nothing after 50 spins or so. I remember playing $0.2 per spin at an RTG slot and didnt even play up to $27 from my $20 bankroll before I busted out. Nevertheless, I think we could try to word our posts more carefully next time to put the message accross more clearly although the substance itself wont be changed. By the same token, new posters should not consider themselves being challenged as we are all here to help.
     
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  24. Jan 26, 2009
  25. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    No offense taken! :thumbsup:
    (Though 274 is a slight exaggeration - my record was 26 consecutive months a few years back)

    I agree with Hobo - he's not actually new at the forum & I remember him playing quite a lot (and whining quite a lot :rolleyes:) when he first joined - I don't think anyone should be telling him what to play or how to play.

    I have got only one question; I can't make out that screenshot at all - which slot was he playing?
    :confused:
     
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  26. Jan 26, 2009
  27. spearmaster

    spearmaster RIP Ted

    Occupation:
    Devil's Advocate
    Location:
    Heaven
    Chill, people. Mudslinging will get you nowhere.

    Personally, 60 spins is too little for me to make a judgement on, though I'd probably have gotten off the slot by then.
     
  28. Jan 27, 2009
  29. hobobiker

    hobobiker Dormant account

    Occupation:
    retired
    Location:
    Manchester UK
    more patronising drivel ......
    why when someone has a gripe at their results at certain casinos do a handfull of members always try to defend them by making personal comments on the posters experience or knowledge or suitability to gambling . ?? its a bit arse lickey if you ask me.

    maybe i have a bit of knowledge of how slots work and a bit of experience as well .... if you look on the 32red board above at that one casino about 21, 000 plays this month so far. ( although i know its not big or clever)
    and i still say that the result of that session was crap, and not random.
    and well worthy of a good whinge.

    and i actually started the day or session with 250.00 .... and only went on that slot with what was left ....40. the rest went the same way ...not once did my balance go over the deposit amount ...in fact the whole 250 gave a return of about 67% .....which is complete shite, from a casino which is supposedly the best of the bunch every year. .....

    and anyway its a forum ....so someones got to moan on it , otherwise it would all become a bit nicey nicey and boring

    and personally i still dont play with my pets.
     
  30. Jan 27, 2009
  31. chuchu59

    chuchu59 gambling addict CAG PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    EXECUTIVE
    Location:
    SOMEWHERE IN ASIA
    Well, what can I say? If you cant even take that little comment ie 50 spins, there is nothing more that I can add.
     
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  32. Jan 27, 2009
  33. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    PAID CASINO SHILL
    Location:
    Turn right, then right. then right again
    I empathise with you Hobobiker, even though I might not agree with the way you express it.

    One thing you lost me on though when you said :

    ...and then you quoted ChuChu and stated:

    Maybe your definition of personal is different to mine, but if someone told me I was talking 'patronising drivel' I would take it personally.

    On the original subject, Ive had those kinds of sessions and probably worse, but I find it comes down to which slot you play and the variance etc. I reckon what stinks is that it was Double Magic which usually isnt too brutal.
     
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  34. Jan 27, 2009
  35. AussieDave

    AussieDave Dodgy whacko backstabber

    Occupation:
    Gaming SEO Specialist & Casino Webmaster
    Location:
    Australia
    Just so we're all on the same page. :p

    You start a thread with a loaded post & then bite mine and others heads off when we comment & or don't agree with you.

    CasinoKidd tells you he can't view you playcheck cap. I couldn't either & I'm sure that's the same for other peeps too.

    Instead you ignore CasinoKidd, which you know damn well know no one expect Superman can view your playcheck cap.

    Sheesh...Now you tell the truth and we get the complete story.

    Man you really have some nerve :rolleyes:

    Sounds like someone is a little upset that they dropped a couple of places in this months tourney.

    My guess...This thread was fuelled by you playing today with 250 (not 40 as first stated in your first post).

    You started this session today with 250 in a hope to re-claim some tourney spots on the leader board. However Lady luck was not at your side today and you blew it!

    Instead of being a gentleman and accepting the fact that each time you gambling you run the risk of losing. You get all bent out of shape because instead of the 100 tourney comp you thought you'd bagged this month, it has turned into 50 & your hopping mad!

    Of course your not going to add a clear playcheck because that would tell us that your playing at 32Red. And we all know that Pat, Ed and the crew at 32Red casino run a fair venue.

    So...I'll reiterate my previous statement. However transposing the 40 with the TRUTH of what you started today's session with 250:

    If your going to get this out of joint over losing 250 then gambling probably isn't your thing. Maybe you should look for another less risky pastime.

    Edit: Or if that doesn't suit...Learn to manage your bankroll by play at a betting level that is going to increase your overall play time. Thus increasing you chances of bagging a decent win. At which point you can afford to increase your bet size!

    T
     
    Last edited: Jan 27, 2009
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  36. Jan 28, 2009
  37. spearmaster

    spearmaster RIP Ted

    Occupation:
    Devil's Advocate
    Location:
    Heaven
    Last warning - no more personal zings in here, next one will be given the opportunity to focus on their gambling without the distraction of the forums until next week.
     
  38. Jan 28, 2009
  39. JlSpitFirelC

    JlSpitFirelC Experienced Member

    Occupation:
    Student
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Not really trying to push any sour feelings forward, but I just wanted to know why any remarks related to quitting gambling were even suggested.. All that was originally posted was that hobobiker had lost 40 and had a bad run.

    Anyway.. in my opinion, it just seems like he was egged on by the few posts following his own. But, I guess I shouldn't be commenting on this because it will most likely only make things worse, just wanted to post what I got from the situation.

    (Not trying to fan the flames)
     
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