Google's auto-complete

[skiny]

Sometimes when I'm bored I just start typing into Google. I'm not actually searching for anything. I just want to see what everyone else is searching for.

 

[Seventh777]

Lol, that pregnancy test reminded me of a text joke I received earlier, a picture of a pregnancy test kit that had turned blue and the word pregnant had been removed and changed to `f*&^£d` .

 

[max1mike]

Lol, that pregnancy test reminded me of a text joke I received earlier, a picture of a pregnancy test kit that had turned blue and the word pregnant had been removed and changed to `f*&^£d` .

if you need that test, isn't it apparent that you've been/are `f*&^£d` no matter the results?

 

[rainmaker]

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[Seventh777]

if you need that test, isn't it apparent that you've been/are `f*&^£d` no matter the results?

Aye, lol .

 

[KasinoKing]

I thought you had made that up - but I tried it myself and that IS what actually comes up!


But at least other searches are working OK...



KK

 

[Pinababy69]

Skiny, you have ENTIRELY too much time on your hands.

 

[vinylweatherman]

Skiny, you have ENTIRELY too much time on your hands.

It's winter, and he's Canadian. Surely YOU can understand why he has far too much time on his hands

 

[skiny]

It's winter, and he's Canadian. Surely YOU can understand why he has far too much time on his hands

Hey, Pina's Canadian too!

 

[max1mike]

 

[skiny]

Reminds me of the time my nephew sent me a text message asking if I would pick his girlfriend up after work.

I started to reply...

Tell her - and the phone adds the word "no."

So I ignore it and keep typing Tell her... she'll have to - and the phone adds the word "pay."

The sentence was "Tell her she'll have to wait until 4 oclock."

My phone is such an A hole.

 

[Surasanji]

A list of 15 classic Google Auto complete screwups!

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The above link is of a silly nature, and should only be taken orally. (My favorite is #2. )

 

[chayton]

Urethra Franklin...

 

[chuchu59]

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The above link is of a silly nature, and should only be taken orally. (My favorite is #2. )

Being Chinese I obviously detest #14. Makes sense as the pronounciation of 14 in Cantonese is certain death.

 

[F.C.Dosh]

Its an oldie but still working :

Open google and type : do

as soon as you add a space after "do", look what happens

 

[Simmo!]

Hey, Pina's Canadian too!

I think that was his point... IE: "of all the people here, surely you...etc"


I hate Google Instant with a passion so I turned it off ages ago but this is making me think it might be fun to have a look

Hey you know what...we could probably manipulate this en masse. For example, to log the rogues, we could all search for "XXX casino is rogue" and see if it works to warn players. Anyone wanna experiment with the first entry on the Rogue Page:

"African Palace casino is rogue"

Let's go

 

[skiny]

I think that was his point... IE: "of all the people here, surely you...etc"


I hate Google Instant with a passion so I turned it off ages ago but this is making me think it might be fun to have a look

Hey you know what...we could probably manipulate this en masse. For example, to log the rogues, we could all search for "XXX casino is rogue" and see if it works to warn players. Anyone wanna experiment with the first entry on the Rogue Page:

"African Palace casino is rogue"

Let's go

Maybe we should start with one that doesn't make people who do not gamble online think there is an actual palace in Africa that's full of bandits.

 

[jetset]

Maybe we should start with one that doesn't make people who do not gamble online think there is an actual palace in Africa that's full of bandits.

I can think of a few countries where that is the case, though - and they are in charge of governments

Good idea Simmo - I've weighed in.

 

[Pinababy69]

I hate Google Instant with a passion so I turned it off ages ago but this is making me think it might be fun to have a look

So do I Simmo....I couldn't figure out at first HOW to turn it off, and you should have heard the four letter words coming out of me, lol. I don't need something telling me what I'm searching for...I'm quite capable of finishing my own search, and my own sentences.

 

[bb28]

So do I Simmo....I couldn't figure out at first HOW to turn it off, and you should have heard the four letter words coming out of me, lol. I don't need something telling me what I'm searching for...I'm quite capable of finishing my own search, and my own sentences.

Who you??