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Rusty

Banned User - repetitive flaming
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Location
Manchester UK
Global player Casino.
Are you avin a laugh?
I could write better software myself.
Half the roulette wheel is missing and it is so tiny I would have to lower my desktop res to 640,480 to have a chance of seing it.
Slots,wow the choice,all 2 of them and non bonus.
there may be a sound option but I got no sound effects and the same crappy musak no matter what game I played.
Basically I could'nt wait to lose my money to go somewhere decent.
Bahhhhh,humbug!
 

Mousey

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Sep 12, 2004
Location
Up$hitCreek
I really miss Global Player. I loved playing VP there, and getting my cashouts within a couple of hours... Makes me sad...

(Frist and UIGEA = :puke: )
 

KasinoKing

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Location
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I know what you mean Rusty, but I actually rate their Roulette 2nd best on the net!
Why?
Because you can spin the wheel with no bets on, and you can play with 5c minimum chips! :thumbsup:

One of my pet hates with most online casinos is the ludicrous & totally unjustifiable $1 minimum chips most have. :mad:
Why, why, why???
And why, why, why is a guaranteed 2.7% house edge game not allowed in WR at most? :what:
 

fathead

Dormant account
Joined
Jul 16, 2005
Location
USA
I know what you mean Rusty, but I actually rate their Roulette 2nd best on the net!
Why?
Because you can spin the wheel with no bets on, and you can play with 5c minimum chips! :thumbsup:

One of my pet hates with most online casinos is the ludicrous & totally unjustifiable $1 minimum chips most have. :mad:
Why, why, why???
And why, why, why is a guaranteed 2.7% house edge game not allowed in WR at most? :what:

It is a shame they don't take US players anymore. Their high limits make for lots of possibilities.
 

Rusty

Banned User - repetitive flaming
Joined
Jul 23, 2006
Location
Manchester UK
I know what you mean Rusty, but I actually rate their Roulette 2nd best on the net!
Why?
Because you can spin the wheel with no bets on, and you can play with 5c minimum chips!

One of my pet hates with most online casinos is the ludicrous & totally unjustifiable $1 minimum chips most have.
Why, why, why???
And why, why, why is a guaranteed 2.7% house edge game not allowed in WR at most?


I must admit being able to sin the wheel with no bets on could be good except when I was playing I forgot to press rebet one time and of course one of my best numbers came in :(
If they just gave you a warning that no bets were placed before they let you spin that would be great.
Totally agree with you about the minimum stake thing too so perhaps I was over harsh(so unlike me :what: ) but the graphics and sound definately need an overhaul while the choice of games is sparse compared to most Casinos.
As for the WR on roulette I think it is because it can be played as a very low variance game.ie back nearly all the numbers(35) at max stake a few times with your bonus jsut to clear off a chunk of the WR.Also 2.7% does not compare to 6%,7% house edge on slots.
 

Simmo!

Paleo Meister (means really, really old)
Joined
May 29, 2004
Location
England
And why, why, why is a guaranteed 2.7% house edge game not allowed in WR at most? :what:

Surely it's because you just take all your money, and wager half on red, half on black, knowing that you're only gonna lose 1 in every 37 spins? Assuming the WR is less than 37x, then on average the player will come out on top :confused:


Hmmm...whenever I see "Global Player" mentioned I think "rogue" casino after that recent fiasco. But it was "Global something-else" wasn't it? Oh dear...there's something to be said for having a unique name!
 

AussieDave

Banned User
Joined
Dec 24, 2005
Location
Australia
Half the roulette wheel is missing and it is so tiny I would have to lower my desktop res to 640,480 to have a chance of seing it.

These guys opened when most people were using either 640x480 or 800x600. When I play at Global Player (their VP kicks) I drop my screen res. Though I think they (GP) should increase their base screen res to at least 800x600 if not 1024x768.

I also agree their bonuses are pretty pathetic, not to mention their Loyalty. Then again you get between a 50 - 100 points just for loggin in each day (but have to used that month).

Still they're are a pretty solid group.
 

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