- Joined
- Mar 1, 2004
- Location
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
On the first day of third grade, George W. Bush's teacher asked the students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But George Jr. did extremely well; he made it to 100 with only three mistakes. At home, he told his dad, George H.W. Bush, how well he had done. Dad told him, "That's because you are a Bush, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "k" with only one mistake, but George Jr. outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "m". That evening, once again, he brought his dad up-to-date, and his father explained, "That's because you are a Bush, son".
The next day, after Physical Education class, the boys were taking showers. George Jr. noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed quite "well-endowed". This confused him. That night, he asked his father, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm a Bush?"
"No, son," explained dad, "That's because you're 18."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "k" with only one mistake, but George Jr. outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "m". That evening, once again, he brought his dad up-to-date, and his father explained, "That's because you are a Bush, son".
The next day, after Physical Education class, the boys were taking showers. George Jr. noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed quite "well-endowed". This confused him. That night, he asked his father, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm a Bush?"
"No, son," explained dad, "That's because you're 18."
