General Election 2024 Thread

Actually thinking about it further, the tax will make a 100ml bottle currently selling for around £12.. well over £30.

I see a massive black market opportunity here.
Yep, hence I will go back to mixing my own. Which will work out around 50 - 75 pence for 10ml. Cheaper than 88Vape currently.
 
Colin, before commenting any more on this particular case, you may want to watch this ⬇️


Firstly the CPS do work in tandem with the government so they will oblige- And Starmer knows all of those at the top of that organisation.
And how often does a trail not work out the way the government wants it to? The we can not do this or discuss that it just a smokescreen.

I recall the saying that a scandal involving an individual public person can be ridden out for up to two weeks but this one takes the biscuit due to it being government and other actors.
With this barrister guy I am now about to watch his take on the Stephen Christopher Yaxley Lennon
(Jewish) case.
 
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Gates can see an opportunity or create one, farms now subject to inheritance tax at the 1million mark, so basically every farm will have to cough up 50% of any value after that.

It'll be like having to re-mortgage or lose what your family worked hard to keep running for decades.

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This is a real tweet, so if you have 5 pts on a night out - wow that's an extra 5p in your pocket, you lucky, lucky b**tards.

What was that said after the general election, the adults are now in control, yet anyone could've done what they've done with this budget, it's hardly the work of a team of geniuses finally unleashing the country's potential after 14 years of tory misrule.

 
This is a real tweet, so if you have 5 pts on a night out - wow that's an extra 5p in your pocket, you lucky, lucky b**tards.

What was that said after the general election, the adults are now in control, yet anyone could've done what they've done with this budget, it's hardly the work of a team of geniuses finally unleashing the country's potential after 14 years of tory misrule.


You are thinking too small.
If you have infinite pints on a night out you will have an extra infinite amount of money in your pocket.

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Wreck your bladder with 9 pints and you can afford 1 spin on Who's The Bride, you unbelievably lucky b***tards!
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If you are going to talk to Kroffe about the often overlooked benefits of alcohol abuse and bladder wreckage, at least talk to him in terms that will fully resonate with him yeah?
 
So what have we got since July 5th, when Starmer and his Labour Government came into power?
  • Freebie Gate.
  • Southport Atrocity - Govt Coverup.
  • Two Tier Policing.
  • Lammy giving up the Chagos Islands.
  • Riots across the country.
  • People locked up for making posts on social media that involved as it turns out now, correct assumptions re Southport Atrocity.
  • Country taxed into the Stone Age thanks to Rachel Thieves budget yesterday.
  • Unfettered immigration.
  • Pensioners having their winter fuel payments stopped
  • Highest energy cost in the whole of the G7 thanks in part to the government's bonkers Net Zero policy.
  • Labour causing controversy by allegedly helping the Democrat's Presidential Election campaign - If Trump does win, this will end badly for the UK.
  • Hardened and Career Criminals being given early release from their prison sentence in their thousands.
  • Labour's planned pact with the EU over European Defence - therefore potentially dismantling British Defence sovereignty.

Not bad for the first four months. Thanks in part to the car crash that is the Tory Party, which handed Labour a whopping majority of seats in the House of Commons, on a vote share of only 33.7%.

A majority of as of today 156 seats. A majority which has allowed Labour to let their mask slip and show their true colours.

This government is the worst government of my life time.
 
So let's have a look at the Rachel Peevish budget. Not quite a lettuce decomposing, but say a swede or turnip .

I won't be able to go metal detecting in years to come as most farmers will have flogged land for houses so there will be nowhere to go.

I will be vaping from homemade recipes made from vegetable oil, glycerine and Poundland perfumes.

I can get bolloxed on 10 pints and stagger home to have a single minimum stake go on Book of Dead with the savings. Which will no doubt be on 88% RTP.

I'll never be able to employ anyone due to the punitive 15% employee tax.

I won't pay more for diesel than before but that's moot as most roads are undriveable due to potholes and lack of maintenance (a clandesting greewashing policy designed to get us onto buses as their larger wheels can handle the dirt tracks).

Oh hang on! The fuckers have just raised bus fares by 50%.

If the above drives me to jump in the river then kids will get less due to punitive inheritance tax.

The money I'm saving by not ever enjoying myself has a paltry 1k a year tax-free interest before the fuckers even tax the excess, most of which was originally saved from earnings I already paid income tax on.

Asswipes
 
So what have we got since July 5th, when Starmer and his Labour Government came into power?
  • Freebie Gate.
  • Southport Atrocity - Govt Coverup.
  • Two Tier Policing.
  • Lammy giving up the Chagos Islands.
  • Riots across the country.
  • People locked up for making posts on social media that involved as it turns out now, correct assumptions re Southport Atrocity.
  • Country taxed into the Stone Age thanks to Rachel Thieves budget yesterday.
  • Unfettered immigration.
  • Pensioners having their winter fuel payments stopped
  • Highest energy cost in the whole of the G7 thanks in part to the government's bonkers Net Zero policy.
  • Labour causing controversy by allegedly helping the Democrat's Presidential Election campaign - If Trump does win, this will end badly for the UK.
  • Hardened and Career Criminals being given early release from their prison sentence in their thousands.
  • Labour's planned pact with the EU over European Defence - therefore potentially dismantling British Defence sovereignty.
Not bad for the first four months. Thanks in part to the car crash that is the Tory Party, which handed Labour a whopping majority of seats in the House of Commons, on a vote share of only 33.7%.

A majority of as of today 156 seats. A majority which has allowed Labour to let their mask slip and show their true colours.

This government is the worst government of my life time.
And I hope he does win, if only to see what the hopefully severe punishment will be.
Preferably TwoTier and David Whaaaamy grovelling on all fours while wearing gimp masks.
That'll fucking teach them to meddle in affairs outside of their own lane, the commie c*nts.

Then No Limit City (being the opportunists they are) will have the idea for Kenneth Must Die II.
 
And I hope he does win, if only to see what the hopefully severe punishment will be.
Preferably TwoTier and David Whaaaamy grovelling on all fours while wearing gimp masks.
That'll fucking teach them to meddle in affairs outside of their own lane, the commie c*nts.

Then No Limit City (being the opportunists they are) will have the idea for Kenneth Must Die II.
FAO @NoLimitCity:

Kier Must Die!

Expanding xWild Reeves with Rayner spreader symbols and Lammbastardly Chagos Island Archipelago feature trail. £2.20 per spin minimum stake for 10 ml lines and 151515x max win. If you're a streamer try God Starmer Mode at 4,000x bet for a full screen of rioters paying a 44,444x prize or nothing before tax. Forget card suit symbols, you'll have 4 lower pays of Brooke Taverner, Huntsman etc. 2-tier two-piece suits instead all modelled by a lawyer in designer glasses.

The Taylor Swift random wild modifers may come in useful, where she appears over the grid and 4-10 random positions are highlit, then a bitch-fight graphic in each one between her and Rayner ensues , a wild being placed for each one Rayner wins in.

A dozing Diane Abbott slumped on a chesterfield snores away to the left of the reels, chins wobbling with each exhalation. Randomly, she may rise up and wobble across the reels leaving a skidmark of matching symbols for a guaranteed win. (This cannot occur simultaneously with the aforementioned Taylor Swift modifier unless in free games.)

Three or more Asylum Hotel scatters triggers unlimited free spins with a guaranteed modifier(s) on each one. Each Lammbastardly overlay symbol appearing advances you one island along the Chagos Archipelago map. The islands all have either a 1x multiplier or an extra life on them, but BEWARE! as when you travail the seas between them, a boat containing a marauding Corbyn with his crew of transexuals, cabin boy Peter Tatchell and human right lawyers will attack, costing you life blood on your health meter. When you die you get paid your total which is multiplied by the figure you reached. There is random assistance though from NATO aircraft who will attack Capn' Corbyns dinghy and award a safe arrival at the next island in the trail.

If you reach the final island of the UK/US base on Diego Garcia you are automatically rewarded with the top 151515x win and an animation sequence of Corbyn's dinghy being blasted to smithereens along with its contents of Corbyn, law manuals, a David Lammy-shaped anal toy and Tatchell's leather shorts, the sequence finishing with a you eating a slap-up breakfast in the military canteen.
 
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If you are going to talk to Kroffe about the often overlooked benefits of alcohol abuse and bladder wreckage, at least talk to him in terms that will fully resonate with him yeah?
I was going to say something but you know, 'if you have nothing nice to say...'
9p is not even enough for a spin on Starburst and secondly 9 pints does not get you even close to drunk enough to pick Starburst over WTB.
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Gates can see an opportunity or create one, farms now subject to inheritance tax at the 1million mark, so basically every farm will have to cough up 50% of any value after that.

It'll be like having to re-mortgage or lose what your family worked hard to keep running for decades.

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It is a globalist agenda to change the way we eat and to change the landscape of countries and farming. A lot of farmers and the farmers union are spitting feathers
 
I was going to say something but you know, 'if you have nothing nice to say...'
9p is not even enough for a spin on Starburst and secondly 9 pints does not get you even close to drunk enough to pick Starburst over WTB.
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9 pints isn't now we are in Labour Land, where breweries are having to water down the alcohol content in beer, so as to avoid paying extra tax 😂

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Gates can see an opportunity or create one, farms now subject to inheritance tax at the 1million mark, so basically every farm will have to cough up 50% of any value after that.

It'll be like having to re-mortgage or lose what your family worked hard to keep running for decades.

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They are slowly changing our way of life forever

 
Had to move seats and cover my nose wih my jacket the last 2 outa 3 visits to the hospital, while on the bus.
Being forced to squeeze beside someone in a car who stinks of piss, BO, or has bad breath, so I can commute to my designated commie camp each day, until my body breaks down and becomes of no further use to my overlords, where I am then discarded to the side, left to rot.
Corr they dun'arf sound fuckin amazing, all these progressively commie proposals.
 
Had to move seats and cover my nose wih my jacket the last 2 outa 3 visits to the hospital, while on the bus.
Being forced to squeeze beside someone in a car who stinks of piss, BO, or has bad breath, so I can commute to my designated commie camp each day, until my body breaks down and becomes of no further use to my overlords, where I am then discarded to the side, left to rot.
Corr they dun'arf sound fuckin amazing, all these progressively commie proposals.
Don't worry, the missus' car is out of the garage now so it shouldn't happen to you again.
 
Gates can see an opportunity or create one, farms now subject to inheritance tax at the 1million mark, so basically every farm will have to cough up 50% of any value after that.

It'll be like having to re-mortgage or lose what your family worked hard to keep running for decades.

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Starmer is a total globalist and will dance to the WEF/WHO's tune and to hell with the British people

 
The "Big Business" that Labour are hitting with the NI raises...... everyone will suffer for the robbery of Reeves.
But its not so bad if you are a train driver, you get your big 20 odd % pay rise, or one of the unions that Labour are rewarding for their support,, they will manage ok.....

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