And I hope he does win, if only to see what the hopefully severe punishment will be.
Preferably TwoTier and David Whaaaamy grovelling on all fours while wearing gimp masks.
That'll fucking teach them to meddle in affairs outside of their own lane, the commie c*nts.
Then No Limit City (being the opportunists they are) will have the idea for Kenneth Must Die II.
FAO @NoLimitCity:
Kier Must Die!
Expanding xWild Reeves with Rayner spreader symbols and Lammbastardly Chagos Island Archipelago feature trail. £2.20 per spin minimum stake for 10
ml lines and 151515x max win. If you're a streamer try
God Starmer Mode at 4,000x bet for a full screen of rioters paying a 44,444x prize or nothing before tax. Forget card suit symbols, you'll have 4 lower pays of Brooke Taverner, Huntsman etc.
2-tier two-piece suits instead all modelled by a lawyer in designer glasses.
The Taylor Swift random wild modifers may come in useful, where she appears over the grid and 4-10 random positions are highlit, then a bitch-fight graphic in each one between her and Rayner ensues , a wild being placed for each one Rayner wins in.
A dozing Diane Abbott slumped on a chesterfield snores away to the left of the reels, chins wobbling with each exhalation. Randomly, she may rise up and wobble across the reels leaving a skidmark of matching symbols for a guaranteed win. (This cannot occur simultaneously with the aforementioned Taylor Swift modifier unless in free games.)
Three or more Asylum Hotel scatters triggers unlimited free spins with a guaranteed modifier(s) on each one. Each Lammbastardly overlay symbol appearing advances you one island along the Chagos Archipelago map. The islands all have either a 1x multiplier or an extra life on them, but BEWARE! as when you travail the seas between them, a boat containing a marauding Corbyn with his crew of transexuals, cabin boy Peter Tatchell and human right lawyers will attack, costing you life blood on your health meter. When you die you get paid your total which is multiplied by the figure you reached. There is random assistance though from NATO aircraft who will attack Capn' Corbyns dinghy and award a safe arrival at the next island in the trail.
If you reach the final island of the UK/US base on Diego Garcia you are automatically rewarded with the top 151515x win and an animation sequence of Corbyn's dinghy being blasted to smithereens along with its contents of Corbyn, law manuals, a David Lammy-shaped anal toy and Tatchell's leather shorts, the sequence finishing with a you eating a slap-up breakfast in the military canteen.