Funny tech support calls

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I cant get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, its really stuck.
Tech support: That doesnt sound good; Ill make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute I hadnt inserted it yet its still on my desk sorry.

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Tech support: Click on the my computer icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello I cant print.
Tech support: Would you click on start for me and
Customer: Listen pal; dont start getting technical on me! Im not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I cant print. Every time I try, it says Cant find printer. Ive even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he cant find it

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Customer: I have problems printing in red
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..thank you.

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Tech support: Whats on your monitor now, maam?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure its plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I cant get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, theres another one here. Ahthat one does work

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Customer: cant get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, Im sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: Thats not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorryInternet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: Im writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.

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Tech support: Okay Bob, lets press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter P to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I dont have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: P..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT
 

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