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Friendship

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by P.V., Nov 3, 2010.

    Nov 3, 2010
  1. P.V.

    P.V. Senior Member webmeister

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    Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

    1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

    4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

    5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.

    7.. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

    9. This is my oath ....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.

    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. :thumbsup:
     
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