You are stuck in the snow.. no bonus..try again later..
I'm confused.. I recognize all of these words as english, but the beginning of the statement makes no sense.. Stuck in the snow? Is that some sort of non-canadian slang for a bad date selection at last call.. like cayote ugly?
How does one get.. "stuck" in the snow.. it's slippery.. melts.. makes great mix for whiskey , maple syrup, the faces of ones nemesis.
I'm afraid I have to declare this game flawed... Perhaps even biased against those who hail from the land of eh.. where we have skis, snow shoes, skidoos, buddies with plows on their pickups, hell in a pinch we could probably even a wrangle up a sander/plow/melter and a zamboni with the right couple of calls and repeated offers of free beer (after the game of course.. priorities..)
I'm gonna write a letter to the mayor of canada and make sure he gets to the bottom of this.. right after regular season, playoffs, back yard shenanigans and 18 hole precision training... so.. sometime in the summer maybe... we'll play it by ear..
Well.. I guess I'll go write a terrible yelp review about this game and change every instance of the word twin on wikipedia to sometihng super mean...
perhaps..
"EH??"
YEAH... you'll be sorry.. about the day we suffered these outrages, rue!!! rue I say
(which I just wanna say sorry for in advance eh..)
But I gotta do something while I wait TWELVE HOURS to get "unstuck" from snow...
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Send Beer.
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Thanks