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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by fatfoo, Aug 17, 2006.

    Aug 17, 2006
  1. fatfoo

    fatfoo Banned User - spammer - violation of <a href="http

    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 17, 2006
  2. Aug 17, 2006
  3. Casinomeister

    Casinomeister Forum Cheermeister Staff Member


    Spammer's email address (as per the rules - pays to read them y'know):
    This email is not visible to you.
  4. Aug 17, 2006
  5. Slotster!

    Slotster! I predict a riot. CAG

    al Hazard
    Location, Location!
    I ain't clickin' on no bonuses you crazy foo!!
    1 person likes this.
  6. Aug 17, 2006
  7. Zoozie

    Zoozie Ueber Meister CAG PABnonaccred

    Software Developer
    Just got a funny and slighly evil idea.

    It fould be fun to make a 'fake' casino webpage where we invent a new casino.
    Now we could change all the spammers links to this casino (instead of non-existing place as in this one). The webpage would also be message to the casino industry how NOT to make your webpage,TC and bonus offers etc.

    The webpage could contain:

    Constant annoying pop-up windows with crazy signup-bonus offer.

    No download button to be found anywhere :p (maybe still combined with flashing "DOWNLOAD NOW" signs, but leading no-where)

    Lots of false invented seals and awards (think of funny names for the seals)

    TC for bonus terms should be extremely complicated (and maybe excluding all games if you stick all information together).

    Casinoname should be funny and give a slight indication that it is bogus.

    Make a contact email-address and then post all the suckers mails on this forum. (maybe too evil...)

    More ideas?

    Unfortunately I do not have the graphic/design skills to make a webpage, but I would not mind helping if I can as maybe other forum members would.

  8. Aug 17, 2006
  9. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

    lmao that would be funny ;)

    And don't forget the background music.

    And the popup box after clicking on any link that asks you to "Download the casino while you're browsing our site".

    And the "floating" download link that follows you everywhere when you scroll the page.

    And the live chat popup telling you about their bonuses

  10. Aug 17, 2006
  11. Pinababy69

    Pinababy69 RIP Lisa

    Toronto, Ontario - Canada
    That sounds diabolical...I love it!! :D
  12. Aug 17, 2006
  13. tencardcharlie

    tencardcharlie Dormant account

    The playboy mansion.
    This is a great idea. I'm thinking about registering a domain name for this.

    a few suggestions:

    any other ideas?
  14. Aug 17, 2006
  15. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

    Something not so obvious that it's fake...

    Maybe something like bestonlinecasinoever.com or some crap...hehe
  16. Aug 17, 2006
  17. Zoozie

    Zoozie Ueber Meister CAG PABnonaccred

    Software Developer
    "LuckySpamCasino" - best of those so far.
  18. Aug 17, 2006
  19. Rusty

    Rusty Banned User - repetitive flaming

    Manchester UK
    Spam, spam, spam, spam. spam!
    S P A M!
    The T&C's should involve a convoluted catch 22 making any and all winnings void!
    When can I make a deposit?:p
  20. Aug 17, 2006
  21. tencardcharlie

    tencardcharlie Dormant account

    The playboy mansion.
    Just a heads up before you deposit:
    From the t&c Please note that deposits are for WAGERING PURPOSES ONLY, and may not be cashed out. The casino reserves the right to review your account at any time, and if they upon such review find that you have played your deposit in a way that they, in their sole discretion deem to be abusive take actions against you including but not limited to:
    - Voiding any funds and closing your account
    - Running over you as well as your relatives with any sort of motorized vehicle they find appropriate.
  22. Aug 17, 2006
  23. liquidsoap

    liquidsoap Dormant account

    my self
    :lolup: :lolup: This whole thread cracked me up!

    :lolup: :lolup:
    I always click the links to see if they are real sites. ;)
  24. Aug 18, 2006
  25. GrandMaster

    GrandMaster Ueber Meister CAG

    Mathematician by day, online gambler by night.
    Terms and conditions

    Spamjoy casino is fully licensed and insured by the government of Costa Rica. Spamjoy casino has also received Platinum certification from You must register/login in order to see the link..

    The minimum age to gamble at Spamjoy casino is 18, but if you are under 21, we may, at our discretion, decide that the minimum gambling age in your jurisdiction is 21 and confiscate your funds.

    Spamjoy casino offers a generous 100% match bonus up to $100 on your first deposit.

    Promotional terms and conditions:

    1. The match bonus is only available on your first deposit up to $100.

    2. The match bonus is for wagering purposes only, and will be removed from your account when you cash out.

    3. You have to wager your bonus and deposit 500 (five hundred) times before requesting a withdrawal. This is not an onerous requirement, since the average gambling addict will turn over his bankroll 1000 times in a single session.

    4. The following games are prohibited before reaching the wagering requirement: all blackjack games, all video pokers, all roulette games, all table pokers, all progressive games, red dog, war, all varations of these games and any other games that casino management feels like excluding.

    5. In order to cash out, you need to have at least your deposit plus twice the bonus amount in your account.

    6. Residents of the following countries are evil bonus abusers, they are not allowed to claim any bonus at Spamjoy casino: Afghanistan Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Armenia, Austria, Australia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bhutan, Bosnia Herzegovina, Bouvet Island, Bulgaria, Cambodia, China, Croatia, Cuba, Denmark, East Timor, Estonia, Georgia, Guam, Heard and MacDonald Islands, Hong Kong, Hungary, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Kazakhstan, Korea (North), Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Liberia, Libya, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malaysia, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Myanmar, Northern Mariana Islands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation, Serbia, Slovenia, Somalia, Sudan, Tadjikistan, Thailand, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, US Minor Outlying Islands, US Virgin Islands, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, Yemen, Yugoslavia, Zimbabwe.

    7. Danes are totally evil, they are not allowed to come anywhere near the casino.

    8. The maximum withdrawal is your deposit plus twice the bonus amount.

    9. Withdrawals are processed on every Thursday following a full moon.

    10. Your winnings will be paid by cheque sent by surface mail from our processing centre in Iraq.
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2006
    3 people like this.

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