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Just got a funny and slighly evil idea.

It fould be fun to make a 'fake' casino webpage where we invent a new casino.
Now we could change all the spammers links to this casino (instead of non-existing place as in this one). The webpage would also be message to the casino industry how NOT to make your webpage,TC and bonus offers etc.

The webpage could contain:

Constant annoying pop-up windows with crazy signup-bonus offer.

No download button to be found anywhere :p (maybe still combined with flashing "DOWNLOAD NOW" signs, but leading no-where)

Lots of false invented seals and awards (think of funny names for the seals)

TC for bonus terms should be extremely complicated (and maybe excluding all games if you stick all information together).

Casinoname should be funny and give a slight indication that it is bogus.

Make a contact email-address and then post all the suckers mails on this forum. (maybe too evil...)

More ideas?

Unfortunately I do not have the graphic/design skills to make a webpage, but I would not mind helping if I can as maybe other forum members would.

lmao that would be funny ;)

And don't forget the background music.

And the popup box after clicking on any link that asks you to "Download the casino while you're browsing our site".

And the "floating" download link that follows you everywhere when you scroll the page.

And the live chat popup telling you about their bonuses

That sounds diabolical...I love it!! :D
This is a great idea. I'm thinking about registering a domain name for this.

a few suggestions:

any other ideas?
This is a great idea. I'm thinking about registering a domain name for this.

a few suggestions:

any other ideas?

Something not so obvious that it's fake...

Maybe something like or some crap...hehe
Spam, spam, spam, spam. spam!
S P A M!
The T&C's should involve a convoluted catch 22 making any and all winnings void!
When can I make a deposit?:p
When can I make a deposit?

Just a heads up before you deposit:
From the t&c Please note that deposits are for WAGERING PURPOSES ONLY, and may not be cashed out. The casino reserves the right to review your account at any time, and if they upon such review find that you have played your deposit in a way that they, in their sole discretion deem to be abusive take actions against you including but not limited to:
- Voiding any funds and closing your account
- Running over you as well as your relatives with any sort of motorized vehicle they find appropriate. Please note that deposits are for WAGERING PURPOSES ONLY, and may not be cashed out.

:lolup: :lolup: This whole thread cracked me up!

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I always click the links to see if they are real sites. ;)
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