Fictional question: you could win all you want, how would you empty the casinos?
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Okay after I read this thread I done seen enough. I mean this system of yours will not work because here on planet Earth and this other thing called Reality which I truly believe in exists. If you want to do all this back and forth with these casinos is your choice. But for me and maybe someone else will not even give this "system" a second thought. Its too much of a hassle and eventually get your casino accounts locked. I am not buying it. Please do not provide these members false hopes of winning any money from any casinos with this method of yours.Yesterday after I made this thread I had my first losing streak and I loosed 20% of money that I had gained.
The spirits who told me this system arent pleased that I came to this board.oke:
Thats why I cant tell more, not in 2 or 3 weeks anyway. I think the spirits dont like me talking about this.
im sorry:< They told me that after I gain 10000e, I can come back.
I know it sounds crazy but I dont wanna loose the money so I better do what they tell me.:Angel:
(and no I dont use any medication and im not typing from a mental institution).
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You're so right - and that is one of my biggest 'pet hates' with online casinos;
Say I place a $20 bet and get $15 back; the screen displays "Congratulations you WON $15!" - no I sodding didn't, I just LOST $5 you morons!!
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To Matrix;
If you'd like to sign up to and empty the casinos on my site that would be just fine - I don't mind, really...!
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I immediately thought of "Don't Bogart that joint my friend..." and I saw that you have a link for Bogart's CasinoTheMatrixMan, can you please send me some of what you are smoking for the weekend, I would really appreciate it
Remember: Puff, Puff...Pass
My thoughts on "systems"
https://www.casinomeister.com/about-us/philosophy/
Just so we are clear on this, as soon as a "system" gets an advert (or cloaked advert) the account is banned. Just wanted to put that out there before anyone tries to get bold
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Things to remember...
1) Remember to pass and share whatever you are smoking
2) Remember casinos have their own system...
a)you deposit
b) you play
c)casino takes your money
3) Remember to bribe CM with a l_lo (beer)
4) Remember to NOT "sell" your "system" to other unsuspecting CM members cause Tinkerbell and her cronies might make you sing the Never Ending song
1) Remember to pass and share whatever you are smoking
2) Remember casinos have their own system...
a)you deposit
b) you play
c)casino takes your money
3) Remember to bribe CM with a l_lo (beer)
4) Remember to NOT "sell" your "system" to other unsuspecting CM members cause Tinkerbell and her cronies might make you sing the Never Ending song
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brucefinaldi
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TheMatrixMan, can you please send me some of what you are smoking for the weekend, I would really appreciate it
Remember: Puff, Puff...Pass
LOL!
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I hope the accredited casino list will hold. Soon they will have no money left, ho-ho-ho.
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Santa?
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Santa?
No, I only work for Santa. Santa lives in Finland like me.
We make toys like roulette tables and then we sell them to casinos through "made in china" front companies. After that we go to the casinos and empty them! Its expensive to make toys you know so we need our investment back.
Hohoho-hoo !
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I have a system for Ho Ho Ho. I did it in style at Spin Palace on a clone (Munchkins), turning 3000 into 15,000 by using a progressive betting pattern based on cycles and sub cycles in the scatters (Chocolate Biscuits).
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Okay, this thread is making me crazier...
Santa now lives in Finland? When did he move? I didn't get a forwarding address for him
'Spirits' influence a system for winning? (passing the pipe)
But these 'spirits' are really ETs? (passing the bottle)
Santa now lives in Finland? When did he move? I didn't get a forwarding address for him
'Spirits' influence a system for winning? (passing the pipe)
But these 'spirits' are really ETs? (passing the bottle)
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Santa lives in Finland!
Despite common beliefs Santa Claus lives in Finland, not in Sweden or the North Pole!
Despite common beliefs Santa Claus lives in Finland, not in Sweden or the North Pole!
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What are you saying Tom!!! Drinking again....? 
Santa lived in Spain and moved to Sweden and it`s....me !!! How could you forget it...?
Santa lived in Spain and moved to Sweden and it`s....me !!! How could you forget it...?
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I only drink two beers a day.What are you saying Tom!!! Drinking again....?
Santa lived in Spain and moved to Sweden and it`s....me !!! How could you forget it...?
I keep forgetting about You "The Santa from Sweden"
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WOW !!!
Tom,yes it`s me where did you get this picture ? .It`s the same one I sent to Irish Luck...
Tom,yes it`s me where did you get this picture ? .It`s the same one I sent to Irish Luck...
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It is not fictional my friends...
I figured out an exploit on RTG casinos that I won't mention,it is now "fixed" in most RTGs but one could still abuse it...I did not have a big bankroll back then to exploit it but if I would of I could have won limitless amounts just look at the math below...
By depositing 100$ I guaranteed myself at least 200$ profit...now If I took that 200$ profit and redeposited and abused again I would of made 400$ profit depositing 400 making 800,I would empty the casino by keeping doubling my deposits with my profits until I run them dry,until they need to limit my max cash outs to 50$ a week.Then I would probably sit back and put all my money in a guaranteed interest investment at a bank and live off my interest.
I could have ran this up to a million since the sites offer limitless bonuses
anyways before you get the idea of what the exploit is and get smart ideas I will stop myself there.I figure out ways to exploit different softwares like every week I am blessed,I have a mind that auto hacks everything,even people.It's a burden to know all these things and do no evil and actually abuse,I figure if there is such a thing as karma all the money I took would be taken back from me in different ways multiplied by 10,perhaps I would drink too much and do too many drugs because of limitless amounts of money hehe OR I WOULD LOOK LIKE SANTA UP HERE LOL
Going for the mega moolah is not really a good idea or any progressive for that matter.The chance of hitting a progressive is probably one in a million...Meaning you would probably need millions of dollars for it to be profitable if the jackpot is 2 million and you have one in a million chance it would be +EV to bet a million in this machine lol.However if I had a million dollar bankroll like of spare money I wouldn't care about I would go for those progressives where the more you bet the more chances you have to win and bet the max like 500$ per spin if they had it and besides there is more than the progressive jackpot that pays money when spinning hehehe.Man I like this OP
I figured out an exploit on RTG casinos that I won't mention,it is now "fixed" in most RTGs but one could still abuse it...I did not have a big bankroll back then to exploit it but if I would of I could have won limitless amounts just look at the math below...
By depositing 100$ I guaranteed myself at least 200$ profit...now If I took that 200$ profit and redeposited and abused again I would of made 400$ profit depositing 400 making 800,I would empty the casino by keeping doubling my deposits with my profits until I run them dry,until they need to limit my max cash outs to 50$ a week.Then I would probably sit back and put all my money in a guaranteed interest investment at a bank and live off my interest.
I could have ran this up to a million since the sites offer limitless bonuses
anyways before you get the idea of what the exploit is and get smart ideas I will stop myself there.I figure out ways to exploit different softwares like every week I am blessed,I have a mind that auto hacks everything,even people.It's a burden to know all these things and do no evil and actually abuse,I figure if there is such a thing as karma all the money I took would be taken back from me in different ways multiplied by 10,perhaps I would drink too much and do too many drugs because of limitless amounts of money hehe OR I WOULD LOOK LIKE SANTA UP HERE LOLGoing for the mega moolah is not really a good idea or any progressive for that matter.The chance of hitting a progressive is probably one in a million...Meaning you would probably need millions of dollars for it to be profitable
if the jackpot is 2 million and you have one in a million chance it would be +EV to bet a million in this machine lol.However if I had a million dollar bankroll like of spare money I wouldn't care about I would go for those progressives where the more you bet the more chances you have to win and bet the max like 500$ per spin if they had it and besides there is more than the progressive jackpot that pays money when spinning hehehe.Man I like this OP
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I figured out an exploit on RTG casinos that I won't mention,it is now "fixed" in most RTGs but one could still abuse it...I did not have a big bankroll back then to exploit it but if I would of I could have won limitless amounts just look at the math below...
By depositing 100$ I guaranteed myself at least 200$ profit...now If I took that 200$ profit and redeposited and abused again I would of made 400$ profit depositing 400 making 800,I would empty the casino by keeping doubling my deposits with my profits until I run them dry,until they need to limit my max cash outs to 50$ a week.Then I would probably sit back and put all my money in a guaranteed interest investment at a bank and live off my interest.
I could have ran this up to a million since the sites offer limitless bonuses
Going for the mega moolah is not really a good idea or any progressive for that matter.The chance of hitting a progressive is probably one in a million...Meaning you would probably need millions of dollars for it to be profitable
And you're going to be a gambling webmaster? Man, I find that thought very scary...especially if you're going to tout "systems" on your site. BTW, I checked out your profile, and saw what I guess is going to be your site. Couldn't you have come up with something a bit more original than accreditedcasinos.info?
Mallorca, did you really send that pic to Irish Luck? LMFAO......
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Mallorca, did you really send that pic to Irish Luck? LMFAO...... [/QUOTE]
Yes I did !!! It was the only way I could get paid the progressive...they couldn`t deny the payment to Santa...
[/QUOTE]Yes I did !!! It was the only way I could get paid the progressive...they couldn`t deny the payment to Santa...
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In seriousness, MatrixMan, your posts about your system and the zero-edge games have hinted that you don't know much about how gambling actually works (i.e. the math). I strongly recommend that you do not use your system seriously, because it's going to fail.
Back in fictionville, if I just had an inherent advantage, I think my patterns would depend on how it took effect.
If I was just naturally lucky, then I'd play normally like any regular joe, and see if I could get to be a high roller at the casino before they cut me off because I was "just too lucky".
If the winningness required some sort of unusual play, I'd probably have to spread it around more casinos, because big wins might start triggering attention and hassles at casinos (as has happened to some progression players here... I'm thinking Westland Bowl).
Back in fictionville, if I just had an inherent advantage, I think my patterns would depend on how it took effect.
If I was just naturally lucky, then I'd play normally like any regular joe, and see if I could get to be a high roller at the casino before they cut me off because I was "just too lucky".
If the winningness required some sort of unusual play, I'd probably have to spread it around more casinos, because big wins might start triggering attention and hassles at casinos (as has happened to some progression players here... I'm thinking Westland Bowl).
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