Feeling left out

[rena35]

I see so many non USA casinos having such cool contests that i feel a bit jealous . Would love to see some contests for us

 

[EbeeDog]

I feel it too - every time I come here. And I'm not smiling or laughing about it. I hate this country's leadership.

igaming in America:

1. Wade through all the scumbags until you can find a decent casino. ( Thank you Casinomeister)
2. Lie to your bank that you're making overseas purchases. (I'm a camera accessory vendor dontcha know?)
3. Get really lucky and win.
4. Send in every important piece of your financial life.
5. Wait 2-5 days for it to be verified.
6. Withdraw.
7. Wait 3-5 days (if you're lucky) to get paid.

That's enough, If I keep going it'll become a rant.

 

[dionysus]

The answer is simple: marry a Canadian.

And voila! You can play online anywhere and enter contests!

caveats:
*as your spouse I get half of all your winnings
*immigration may want to check our marriage status and that we reside together, so best to build us a large home on a big estate for the dogs - fear not, you can reside in the cellar or a small tool shed out back before and after appointments
*I don't put out


what a deal, huh?

 

[EbeeDog]

I'll assume you're talking to Rena

 

[dionysus]

hey, it IS Canada; we don't discriminate on marriage equality lol

 

[EbeeDog]

Well... I might be able to afford a doghouse.....and it's ok- I can "put out" the trash myself

 

[dionysus]

well, there goes those dreams of split epic casino winnings.....*sigh*

 

[rena35]

Marriage proposal accepted. DOA here i come .

 

[lakandan]

Hey Dion, you proposed to my friend rena
wanna be the best man

 

[dionysus]

Hey Dion, you proposed to my friend rena
wanna be the best man

k - planning the bachelor party is on you
ps - i can drink loads, bring a fat wallet

 

[dreamguardian1]

I see so many non USA casinos having such cool contests that i feel a bit jealous . Would love to see some contests for us

I have posted on this before and mentioned this a few times. I feel for you but this also comes with the risks we take as US players I take a lot of risks also being a Meister Minion just so that we can get more feedback on casinos both Rogue and non accredited but i feel you.

 

[pokerdan]

I have family in Canada and working on my dual citizenship but I still can't play from the U.S.A.

Although it is tempting to move to Canada and start a new life without the US restrictions.