Farmer and a pig

[andyhinckley]

farmer giles gets a phone call from his farm hand

"iv'e run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive"

"shoot it then " the farmer tells him

10 minutes later the farmhand is back on the phone
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"ive done that....what shall i do with his speed camera"

 

[J1400Smith]

HUH?????????

 

[silcnlayc]

"Pig" is slang for an officer of the law....and his speed camera I assume is his radar gun.

 

[nafanny29]

That is why US comedy shows are not popular in the UK and vice-versa!!

Good joke btw