EggOMatic Slot - NetEnt

[ChopleyIOM]

A couple of little wins after that one and I made wagering with €123.63 available to withdraw, and make no mistake, I transferred that straight over to the Boss Poker/Betting wallet (where withdrawals can be made from at Redbet) and yanked the lot.

In total I did about 3700 spins on EggOMatic at 40c per play, and I had ONE WIN OVER 100x STAKE. (That 125x stake win off the mystery egg.)

What an appalling slot.

Still, got to keep it in perspective, my deposit was only €50 so it is a nice little profit, it's just that the UTTER SHITNESS of this slot has left a sour taste in my mouth.

 

[bigjohn]

A couple of little wins after that one and I made wagering with €123.63 available to withdraw, and make no mistake, I transferred that straight over to the Boss Poker/Betting wallet (where withdrawals can be made from at Redbet) and yanked the lot.

In total I did about 3700 spins on EggOMatic at 40c per play, and I had ONE WIN OVER 100x STAKE. (That 125x stake win off the mystery egg.)

What an appalling slot.

Still, got to keep it in perspective, my deposit was only €50 so it is a nice little profit, it's just that the UTTER SHITNESS of this slot has left a sour taste in my mouth.

I don't really know you and have never seen any of your videos that I have heard about but you don't mince words when you get a crappy run do you.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Well on the plus side Redbet paid to my Neteller account in just over an hour, not too shabby for a Saturday evening.

I don't really know you and have never seen any of your videos that I have heard about but you don't mince words when you get a crappy run do you.

As dunover and others have alluded to on occasion, it's all a bit tongue-in-cheek and over-the-top

The basic sentiments are honest of course, but I'm not really working myself up into some kind of terrible rage, which may be what's conveyed by my written posts - dunover's saying it perhaps makes a bit more sense if you ever watched my videos.

Since I'm basically done with online slots now I'll probably re-upload them all at some point on a 'ghost' YouTube account with comments turned off, just as a kind of historical archive so people can watch if they want to.

 

[007sam]

I had go on this eggy thing for a laugh the other day, it's a nibbler alright, masquerading with pomp and ceremony to pay out little. Although I did hit the bonus round few times free spins and expanding wilds. Apart from that it doesn't appear to pay much, to be fare I did get double my money but was playing a wr so had no chance cashing out really. Was ok for bit fun but I don't thnk anyone's ever going take much from this slot.i did have go n Aztec idols and got n quite well on that, hitting the gold pyramids few times but not the whirly wheels. Still would go over twice my balance....... Tried dead or alive then and got good spanking.......

 

[ChopleyIOM]

BTW I'm now doing the same as you regarding slots. I have had some decent sessions in the last month, but win or lose I am totally bored and my heart's not in it. IF I get a decent bonus maybe, otherwise I'm abstaining. Following you on this one. All you look back on at the end of the year is hours of drip-drip-drip from your bank.

Yeah I think it almost inevitably happens at some point, as long as you're not addicted - (and I get the vibe that both me and you like our slotting but at the same time can easily turn our backs on it if the mood takes us) - there comes a point where, as you very correctly say, the 'drip-drip-drip' of money out of the bank account becomes far more irritating than any enjoyment from the slotting itself can cancel out.

 

[dunover]

Yeah I think it almost inevitably happens at some point, as long as you're not addicted - (and I get the vibe that both me and you like our slotting but at the same time can easily turn our backs on it if the mood takes us) - there comes a point where, as you very correctly say, the 'drip-drip-drip' of money out of the bank account becomes far more irritating than any enjoyment from the slotting itself can cancel out.

Yes, I remember before Easter I didn't play for 6 weeks, and then sporadically until my night of madness at Guts where I made my 'great escape' with 1200-odd profit cashed out in the end. Since then it's been 50 here or 100 there and I've just been finding it monotonous. Over the year I'm over 1500 down which to spend hours glued to the laptop simply isn't worth it. On Tuesday I deposited £10 at BGO and played 20p-40p stakes, and it lasted SEVEN HOURS solid - I turned over 830 pounds in play in that time and cashed out 70. Last night I got stuffed for over 200. Neither event had any emotional effect for me, winning at BGO or losing last night. Both just left me brain-dead and tired and wanting to sit out in the garden.

Today I tidied up my accounts. I shut all those with pending periods (BGO/Tropezia/MetroPlay) and a couple that don't offer me any decent bonuses despite my play there (Unibet and Heypoker) had their 6-month break button hit. I kept JPP and Virgin with a low deposit limit on them to keep them alive as sometimes they do chuck a good one at 20xD at me. Guts I kept as I like the site and the little offers/spins we get sometimes from them plus it has all my favourite slots in one place. That's it and that's how it's going to be from now on.

Ironically my BGO experience above reminds me of how you like to play, extended low-stake 'grinding' sessions. The thing is, I don't have your patience although I do have the discipline as my 70 cashout shows. I couldn't do it again, effectively being paid 10 quid an hour to vegetate in front of a screen, watching reels until my eyes bleed. I step back, not through financial pressure (although I lose like everyone else in the end) but merely to protect my sanity from the spinning inanity. (I like that one...)

 

[Blathaon]

Here are the results for 100 free spins features, and the base game hits over 100xBet that i got while getting the 100 features.
This is from free play.

Personally i don't like this game at all, neither the theme nor the gameplay.








Here is the spreadsheet if anyone wants it.
View attachment Eggomatic.xls

 

[Pontus]

Here are the results for 100 free spins features, and the base game hits over 100xBet that i got while getting the 100 features.
This is from free play.

Personally i don't like this game at all, neither the theme nor the gameplay.


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Here is the spreadsheet if anyone wants it.
View attachment 41721

How do you get these statistics?

 

[Blathaon]

How do you get these statistics?

I collected them manually in free play at Betsson, using CheatEngine to speed up the gameplay.

Unfortunately i have no idea how to automate the process, i just leave it running in the background while doing other stuff, with stop triggers for free spins and 100xBet.
And then i simply enter the results in the spreadsheet.

 

[Balthazar]

I'll probably re-upload them all at some point on a 'ghost' YouTube account with comments turned off

I always wondered what really happened (and I'm probably not the only one), did someone reveal your real identity in the comments?

 

[akrus88]

I decided to give this a decent try now .. Have just tossed couple spins now and then, but never a real long session. Starting of with 180€ and 0,4€ spins.
Now it has gone 150 spins without feature and my balance is down to 150€. Does not seem too promising

 

[dunover]

I always wondered what really happened (and I'm probably not the only one), did someone reveal your real identity in the comments?

Those of us who have been in the UK scene for over a decade doing land based AWP's and after that online know who the real Chopley is from previous forums and discussions. For his own reasons he took the channel down and now he plays only selectively with a few sites/offers so feels it's appropriate to repost the videos. I think it's self explanatory as he has his casino accounts in Chopley username just like I tend to use 'dunover' so any casino seeing them knows who made them and posted them. Some may have seen it as an advertisement so were OK, some may have got pissy if they didn't like the one done on their site. They could be anything from ambivalent, to bonus-banning/threatening to withhold w/d's to threatening legal action. If you look at BigWinPictures they don't tend to identify the casino which obviously Chopley did.

When he reposts them I'm going to go through them again for the humour and emotions ranging from despondency to 'we like that YES! we fooking do!'

 

[aceking123]

I decided to give this a decent try now .. Have just tossed couple spins now and then, but never a real long session. Starting of with 180€ and 0,4€ spins.
Now it has gone 150 spins without feature and my balance is down to 150€. Does not seem too promising

Save your money go play DOA at least if you get i hit it shall be worth while , they have maybe three or four machines that can pay well wouldnt even bother with the rest

 

[akrus88]

Oh my god! This slot can be just truly terrifying. I have now played 400 spins and my balance is down to 90€ ?!? Just amazing from a low variance slot .. Have not seen the freespins yet.. Ill have to up my bet soon

 

[akrus88]

Upped my bet to 0,8€. 200 spins and my balance is showin 0,2€.
Before having this session with a healthy bankroll, I thought this is propably the worst netent slot I have ever played. And after this session I can remove that word propably from the sentence . Just god damn fucking amazingly badly designed slot from netent!
All in all with a 350xbet bankroll (100/0,4+80/0,8) I got 600 spins and not a single feature round.
My best hit was stunning 22xbet and second best win was 10xbet.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Upped my bet to 0,8€. 200 spins and my balance is showin 0,2€.
Before having this session with a healthy bankroll, I thought this is propably the worst netent slot I have ever played. And after this session I can remove that word propably from the sentence . Just god damn fucking amazingly badly designed slot from netent!
All in all with a 350xbet bankroll (100/0,4+80/0,8) I got 600 spins and not a single feature round.
My best hit was stunning 22xbet and second best win was 10xbet.

I feel your pain man

It's one of the most desperately horrible slots I've ever played.

It's also a shame because NetEnt's graphics and sound artists are absolutely superb, in fact, the game design itself of EggOMatic is brilliant too, I think it's a really novel, entertaining slot concept - it's just that whoever decided on the paytable and variance needs a serious kick up the arse.

 

[akrus88]

I just had to toss in another 24€ and try to get the freespins. I got em.. Look at this beauty.. Not a single wild during the freespins.

 

[Balthazar]

Some may have seen it as an advertisement so were OK, some may have got pissy if they didn't like the one done on their site.

It better not be that. IIRC his last video was a Boss media casino who asked him try their shitty software. Anyway, he's clealry not interested to share what actually happened so I'm done asking/speculating.

 

[Blathaon]

It better not be that. IIRC his last video was a Boss media casino who asked him try their shitty software. Anyway, he's clealry not interested to share what actually happened so I'm done asking/speculating.

Well when he closed down the youtube channel he did post this.

The YouTube channel is no more I'm afraid, there is the potential for some 'real life' crossover that I'd rather not risk.

Sorry about that!

I guess this means that someone he works with or someone in the community where he lives might have identified him.
I do miss his videos, pretty much the only guy that could make 1 hour+ videos of him playing slots that were interesting and funny .

 

[ChopleyIOM]

I just had to toss in another 24€ and try to get the freespins. I got em.. Look at this beauty.. Not a single wild during the freespins.

The slot is pure junk, it really is, like pretty much all of NetEnt's recent output. I'd say the last decent slot they released was Evolution.

I'm currently playing out my most recent VIP bonus match at 3Dice, and holy shit, the slots are actually fun! Yeah I'm focused on making wagering but I'm enjoying jumping around the slots, hit a decent 100x stake bonus round on Payola, a nice 125x stake 5OAK on the base game in Arctic, a 100x bonus round on Enchanted Spins, currently playing through a 'rotation' of Kyoko's Quest (doing all the training rounds and then rescuing PonPon), and then I'll probably do the same for Ching Ching if I haven't made wagering by then.

The point is that the slots are FUN, they're well designed and even the low variance ones kick out reasonable hits on a regular basis.

Unlike yesterday where I really couldn't end the session soon enough and get my money out, today I'm enjoying playing the games and may carry on playing for a bit even after I've made wagering.

Anyway, he's clealry not interested to share what actually happened so I'm done asking/speculating.

Please guys, I've said all I want to in public about it, you know I'm generally entirely forthright and open about everything, so if I'm not being so about a particular subject then there's a reason for it

 

[dunover]

The slot is pure junk, it really is, like pretty much all of NetEnt's recent output. I'd say the last decent slot they released was Evolution.

I'm currently playing out my most recent VIP bonus match at 3Dice, and holy shit, the slots are actually fun! Yeah I'm focused on making wagering but I'm enjoying jumping around the slots, hit a decent 100x stake bonus round on Payola, a nice 125x stake 5OAK on the base game in Arctic, a 100x bonus round on Enchanted Spins, currently playing through a 'rotation' of Kyoko's Quest (doing all the training rounds and then rescuing PonPon), and then I'll probably do the same for Ching Ching if I haven't made wagering by then.

The point is that the slots are FUN, they're well designed and even the low variance ones kick out reasonable hits on a regular basis.

Unlike yesterday where I really couldn't end the session soon enough and get my money out, today I'm enjoying playing the games and may carry on playing for a bit even after I've made wagering.



Please guys, I've said all I want to in public about it, you know I'm generally entirely forthright and open about everything, so if I'm not being so about a particular subject then there's a reason for it

End of, enough said.

 

[Balthazar]

The slot is pure junk, it really is, like pretty much all of NetEnt's recent output.

Did you try Fistycuffs yet?

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Did you try Fistycuffs yet?

I must confess I haven't (well, just a few freespins I got for it at Unibet), am I missing a rare gem?

 

[Balthazar]

I must confess I haven't (well, just a few freespins I got for it at Unibet), am I missing a rare gem?

Not really. It's a well made, good looking, fun to play original slot but you can't win (shocking, I know). How do you keep your players on the long run with slots like that? People need to win sometimes otherwise they just stop playing, no? It's such a shame that great slots designs with high RTP's get completely wasted because of piss poor paytables.

NetEnt should start hiring players on CM to make their paytables (and I'm not even kidding).

 

[dunover]

I must confess I haven't (well, just a few freespins I got for it at Unibet), am I missing a rare gem?

No, it's complete sh!te. If you find egg-o-matic a horror show, this is cut from the same cloth. The way it plays is almost a mirror of egg-o-matic (paytable/win spread) and should not be touched. I have put 1k free play through this and wouldn't bet a penny of my nor anyone else's money. You don't even have the joy of egg-o-matic's gimped free spins.