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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by cheekymonkey, Aug 4, 2006.

    Aug 4, 2006
  1. cheekymonkey

    cheekymonkey Ueber Meister

    Occupation:
    Loser
    Location:
    Back at my mums
    Ok guys and gals.

    This is my goodbye. It's been nice to hear all your stories and experiences, but I this time I really am moving on.

    Good luck virtual buddies. Don't waste all your time gambling online and try and remember you are only here once.

    As for Casinomeister. It's an ok site. Yeh, it's addicitive, just to see everyone's screenshots 'n that. But so what. What the fuck is that all about? In fact, it's so shallow an ant couldn't even drown in it.

    Slotster, Mr Steed, Pinababy, Simmo and so many others. GOOD LUCK. I hope you hit the big one. But you know, deep down that it ain't gonna happen unless you make the final table of the WSOP championship this year.

    Be good, keep smiling and above all, live life. Don't fuck it up to these wankers at Microgaming and 32Red and Ladbrokes and William Hill and so on and so on.

    These bloodsucking tossers don't give a shit about you. REMEMBER THIS. THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. THEY ARE NOT YOUR COLLEAGUES. ALL THEY WANT IS YOUR MONEY.

    Fuck them. Fuck all of them.

    Gambling on the internet is just the start of the future. I just really hope it doesn't mean that so many lives will be ruined along the way.

    NO MORE SCREENSHOTS FROM ME.

    God bless and peace to all.

    CHEEKYMONKEY.

    PS - Unless you have a strategy like KK, forget it. You got no chance.

    PPS - Lisa + Phil. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: xxx
     
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  2. Aug 4, 2006
  3. Macgyver

    Macgyver Dormant account PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Student
    Location:
    North Carolina
    So much for behavin' while the 'Meister is on vacation. :D
     
  4. Aug 4, 2006
  5. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount. webby PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Bum
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Yet another horrible session claims an online gambler.
     
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  6. Aug 4, 2006
  7. Slotster!

    Slotster! I predict a riot. CAG

    Occupation:
    al Hazard
    Location:
    Location, Location!
    Cor Cheeky! What have I told you about the liquid lunches on a Friday :eek2:

    I'm guessing you've had a tough run?

    I don't think anyone regards online casino's as 'friends' as such, but there's definitely some nice chaps knocking about the business... (and a load of idiots too of course!)

    Hope everything turns out ok your end and best of luck!
     
  8. Aug 4, 2006
  9. Casinomeister

    Casinomeister Forum Cheermeister Staff Member

    Occupation:
    Homemaker
    Location:
    Bierland
    I ain't out the door yet.

    Ok site. Hmmm. Gee thanks!

    As for the winners screenshots - that thread was started by players who like to share bitchin' looking screenshots.

    "Screenshots that suck" (which many commentators seem to overlook) was started by me. It's a two way street y'know.

    Gambling is entertainment - you pay to be entertained; just like in Vegas, simple as that.

    Like anything that involves emotions and money, don't let it get the best of you, eh? But good luck. Hate to see you go being a little freaked out and everything. But if it's for the best - it's for the best.
     
  10. Aug 4, 2006
  11. andyhinckley

    andyhinckley Meister Member CAG mm3

    Occupation:
    whatever
    Location:
    uk
    Oh dear ... sorry to hear you go Cheeky mate.

    As said before you must have had a bad one.. But thought you done well earlier at laddies??

    Too true... only gamble what you can afford

    Myself i just have an occasional £20 to £50 once every few weeks to un wind and chill out (preferebly with bonuses;) )

    It's more than that, it keeps us informed, and entertained and above all it is a valued community of "virtual friends"
     
  12. Aug 5, 2006
  13. Vesuvio

    Vesuvio Dormant account

    Location:
    UK
    Any chance of making this thread a sticky? ;)
     
  14. Aug 5, 2006
  15. Mousey

    Mousey Ueber Meister Mouse CAG

    Occupation:
    Pencil Pusher
    Location:
    Up$hitCreek
    Now see... there ya go. I don't look in the winning shots thread everytime I come to the board. It's... sort of an afterthought ya know? I always check in here (online casinos) and the Complaints threads, and maybe the news one. I come to CM to stay up on news and potential problems so I can avoid problem casinos (hopefully) or get help here should a cashout go to shit... but... I just find it interesting that the winning screenshots thread seems to be so... well... compelling to some. :confused:
     
  16. Aug 5, 2006
  17. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    Whew!! Luckily I HAVE got a strategy EXACTLY like KK! :D

    Very, very, very sorry if this really is goodbye Cheeky - you have certainly contributed a great deal to CM in your time here! You will be greatly missed.

    Whatever you do: be lucky & keep smiling! :thumbsup:
    All the best,
    KK.
     
  18. Aug 5, 2006
  19. mitch

    mitch Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Secret
    Location:
    UK
    Cheeky

    It is probably for the best.

    I am sorry that you have obviously taken a big hit. This is almost inevitable however, if you are gambling for the buzz. This behaviour leads to larger and larger bets over time to keep generating the same effect.

    If you could get your buzz from just knowing that you are a winner overall then you could gamble like KK. He knows that to win his bet size has to be in relation to the bonuses on offer. If he loses he will move to another casino to play another bonus. He will not chase losses at the casino that has taken him down.

    The funny thing is is that you have recognised that this is the way to win but do not do it!

    This approach takes a huge amount of willpower and you are right, casinos know that few players have the ability to do this.

    You can still bet big on the internet but you need big bonuses to justify this approach.

    You can not accuse this forum of encouraging people to gamble recklessly nearly all the regular posters paint a very realistic picture of your overall prospects when gambling.

    Hope everything works out for you in the future.

    Mitch
     
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  21. liquidsoap

    liquidsoap Dormant account

    Occupation:
    my self
    Location:
    home
  22. Aug 5, 2006
  23. nafanny29

    nafanny29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    financail adviser
    Location:
    London, England
    Cheeky sorry you had a bad night, hope it wasnt too bad!!
     
  24. Aug 5, 2006
  25. paul02085

    paul02085 Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Fishing :)
    Location:
    USA
    Cheeky, best of luck to you in the future. Come by and say hello sometimes.:)
     
  26. Aug 5, 2006
  27. trips to win

    trips to win Dormant account

    Occupation:
    own a hospitality business
    Location:
    upstate NY
    Jeekers--

    I am fairly new to this forum but I sure will miss your posts and the way you always called a spade a spade and didn't beat around the bush. I am getting a little weary of my on-line gambling habit and I know I spend way too much time on-line trying to beat the casinos. Maybe I need some R&R too.
    Anyways, God bless and take care of yourself. Life is short 4 sure.
     
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  28. Aug 5, 2006
  29. gfkostas

    gfkostas Ex-Bonus Whore

    Occupation:
    IT
    Location:
    UK
  30. Aug 6, 2006
  31. silkprint

    silkprint Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Yup ...I work
    Location:
    Mass
    Take care Cheeky
     

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