1. By continuing to use the site, you agree to the use of cookies .This website or its third-party tools use cookies, which are necessary to its functioning and required to achieve the purposes illustrated in the cookie policy.Find out more.
    Dismiss Notice
  2. Follow Casinomeister on Twitter | Facebook | YouTube | Casinomeister.us US Residents Click here! |  Svenska Svenska | 
Dismiss Notice
REGISTER NOW!! Why? Because you can't do diddly squat without having been registered!

At the moment you have limited access to view most discussions: you can't make contact with thousands of fellow players, affiliates, casino reps, and all sorts of other riff-raff.

Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join Casinomeister here!

Tips DOA APP FOR SALE

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by thebigs, Apr 1, 2016.

    Apr 1, 2016
  1. thebigs

    thebigs Senior Member

    Occupation:
    part time argos slave lol
    Location:
    roscommon ireland
    Fed up with seeing all those 5 scatter screenshots that you have not hit ?
    Fed up with seeing those wild lines that you have not hit ?
    Fed up with your deposit dead on arrival?

    Well here is your chance to banish those blues.
    I am a world known programmer and i write for a magazine called Computer Geeks Weekly which is the current no 1 seller in Romania.
    For 2 years i tracked the gameplay of DOA and eventually discovered a pattern.
    I invented the DOA app which sends the We are the champions song to my phone which alerts me that the slot is hot.
    Be warned,you could be having a bit of hanky panky with the misses or having a no 2 on the loo when the alert comes so you MUST drop everything and fire up the slot.
    Already these last 3 months have been very profitable and i have won close to a 1/4 of a million euro.
    I have had 16 wild lines alone this month and have hit the 5 scatters no less than 12 times this year.
    I have as many casino accounts and i spread the play with not large stakes so my winnings do not alert the casino.
    My winnings this year has already enabled me to buy a new Merc,new set of teeth and a signed One Direction poster and of course the wife has had a new set of bewbie woobies.Also on my way to France in the summer to follow my beloved Albania brinh home the cup.
    I am now board of playing DOA and am in the middle of a new challenge for Starburst.
    This app will only be on sale to the highest bidder so be quick.
     
    34 people like this.
  2. Apr 1, 2016
  3. Valhalla

    Valhalla The Professional MM

    Occupation:
    Poker Player
    Location:
    Northern Ireland
    What... I just....


    ...what? :lolup:
     
  4. Apr 1, 2016
  5. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    April 1st.......:rolleyes:

    Don't tell me:

    1. Number Colour will be introducing instant cash-outs from this weekend.

    2. Raging Rhino is having the Bonus Guarantee made up to 100x stake.

    3. Microgaming are bringing out an original new slot.

    4. Netent are discontinuing St*rb*rst.

    5. EM are now making their casinos list other licensed sister sites.

    6. I have made a video without cursing.

    7. Joyland have just sent a cheque to Canada for the stolen $1.7m plus interest.

    8. Someone not Swedish just won the Hall Of Gods progressive.

    9. A person in a remote village in Andorra claims not to have received a Casino Rewards e-mail all day.

    10. It's 101% RTP day at Videoslots.
     
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2016
    20 people like this.
  6. Apr 1, 2016
  7. lotusch

    lotusch Noob Webby webby PABaccred mm2

    Occupation:
    Fraud & Underwriting Team VRP / YapStone
    Location:
    Dún Dealgan
    :lolup::lolup::lolup:
    :clap::clap::clap:
     
  8. Apr 1, 2016
  9. goatwack

    goatwack enthused hangman CAG

    Occupation:
    Turns Tricks
    Location:
    Londonia
    I'd buy that for a dollar!

    .....or the £100 I lost earlier on this disease ridden repellent detestation of a motherless gimp of a game from the anal warts of Hades
     
    4 people like this.
  10. Apr 1, 2016
  11. mina1929

    mina1929 Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Food Catering
    Location:
    World
    That made my day, for the 1st of April :lolup::laugh:
     
  12. Apr 1, 2016
  13. petro

    petro Dormant account, per user request PABnoaccred2 PABaccred

    Occupation:
    N/A
    Location:
    Narnia
    lol you got me big time.
    I reported the post sorry. :eek2:
     
    4 people like this.
  14. Apr 2, 2016
  15. thebigs

    thebigs Senior Member

    Occupation:
    part time argos slave lol
    Location:
    roscommon ireland
    Lol Petro glad to see someone fell for it.
    Anyway i have decided to give the app free to you lol.
     
    2 people like this.
  16. Apr 2, 2016
  17. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    As an affiliate promoting Videoslots, I can tell you that is not very far away from the truth! :eek2:

    KK
     
  18. Apr 2, 2016
  19. Tirilej

    Tirilej Still a Lady CAG MM

    Occupation:
    Breathing
    Location:
    Sweden
    That sounded like if it's you who is paying them and not the opposite :D
     

Share This Page