Disasters Whilst Drunk?

Devices

These is a device that persistent drunk drivers can have fitted to their cars that measures their level of intoxication before releasing control of the car to them. It is programmed to recognise who is taking the test too, so no cheating. We need a USB version of this device, which installs itself onto the PC and measures the competence to gamble online. If the player fails, then access to online casinos is blocked. It will be set so that even to uninstall it the player needs to pass the test first.
A drunk player will have to reinstall windows followed by the casino to get round it, by which time they will probably be sober!

I have come to grief on occasion, not from alcohol, but from the buzz of winning really big, and increasing bets (and not doing too well). The large sums from the earlier win mask the actual amount that is pissing away till a good chunk has gone. Some players have posted that you should increase risk when winning, but this may not necessarily be a good idea. This is a particular problem with WR still to complete, as I have tended to try to get it over with to cash out and have not played in the best manner to retain as much of the win as possible. 45 spins on Thunderstruck - well about 4 and then I thought I had better not continue - probably the best way, give yourself, say, 5 big bet spins and hope for the bonus round (it does sometimes come this way), and if nothing comes of it don't press on. I have played these slots in fun mode on their maximum settings, and they can take thousands in a matter of minutes if spinning blanks, and even the bonus rounds are only in the low thousands or high hundreds.
I would not have minded my 5 scatters in the Spring Break free spins being at 45 a spin though (rather than 2.70), that really would have been huge - but this does not tempt me to throw 45 spins at Ladies Nite to try to get it there too (I would certainly not autoplay at that stake level, it would be spin, and pause for thought).
 
metaxa said:
why the casinos in las vegas give endless free beer and cocktails...

for me i can say, my wagers are much higher when i had some beers. i'm not really drunken, but the willingness to go for higher risks is given.
I found that I lose my ability to count cards after 4 drinks, but I can still play basic strategy.
 
GrandMaster said:
I found that I lose my ability to count cards after 4 drinks, but I can still play basic strategy.

How can you be sure its 4 drinks then GM? ;)
 
tim5ny said:
My name is Tim and I am addicted to coffee. Please help me before my head explodes. Thank you!

Too late judging from your avatar. Spontaneous combustion is a nasty one to pick up and quite untreatable so I'm told.
 
Simmo! said:
Too late judging from your avatar. Spontaneous combustion is a nasty one to pick up and quite untreatable so I'm told.

I'm afraid you're right Simmo! Last night I had a dream that I was sinking in quicksand.... but when I looked down I saw that it was indeed coffee beans and not sand that was sealing my fate. Why me? :confused:
 
Duh, never ever have that big of a problem with drinking and gambling. Cant remeber them damn neteller numbers if I get a bunch in me :eek2:
 
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liquidsoap

Duh, never ever have that big of a problem with drinking and gambling. Cant remember them damn neteller numbers if I get a bunch in me :eek2:


Hahaha, I truly wish I had that problem of not remembering the right things at the wrong times "liquidsoap". Just my luck, I can punch-in my NeTeller numbers like a mad pianist while my mind is trying to fend off a blitzkrieg of Korean whiskey (a.ka. "SoJu"), yet I can't remember anything from the session. :p Chalk it up to some form of muscle memory I guess. :confused:


Steed

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Uggg, what timing for this topic,lol

I have the worst hangover in 10 years. I never drink anymore, until yesterday.

I went out at 3, and met up with some freinds. Ended up going out later to sing kareoke and was there until 2am, then went and drank more beer
afterwards.... I came home and blew 300 bucks I didnt have and lost it.

Talk about loss of judgement. ..... Didnt get a royal, just the crown royal.
Oh yeah and jeggermeister, and some wierd apple shots... and I NEVER do shots, and did them all night. .....

Note to self:(or to my husband) If I go out drinking, hide the computer before I get home:) lol

Amatrine
 
amatrine said:
Talk about loss of judgement. ..... Didnt get a royal, just the crown royal.
Oh yeah and jeggermeister, and some wierd apple shots... and I NEVER do shots, and did them all night. .....
Amatrine

Hee hee. Been there, done that. Good old Jagrmeister, man I haven't drank that swill in years, used to love it. Apple shots? Probably apple schnapps, good shit too, lol. At first I thought maybe you meant Apple Jacks (not the cereal kiddies), which is Jack Daniels mixed with Apple Juice. Amazing what you'll drink when there's nothing else around. :D

Hope you're feeling better Amatrine! :)
 
bentness said:
I won't get into specifics but I know when your drunk and you can't sleep because of what you just tilted it's one of the worst feelings ever.

For me it doesnt seem to bother me until the morning. Then I feel sick inside all day and keep thinking "I cant believe I did that" and "never again".

Theres always a next time though LOL
 

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