Dazzle Me New NetEnt slot

[mcgameboy]

Thought it was OK when I got my 110 FS from Guts.

Then I played it with my own money. After getting a FS round that paid a whopping 78p, I was made to wait over 800 spins before
I saw my next FS round, which paid £2.40.

And then just a few minutes ago, I played my final 15 FS from Guts....and it ended up going like this.

I'm done with this slot already. There's so many NetEnt games that are MILES better than this.

Dazzle Me? Oh I was dazzled alrite....by the copious amounts of BS.

And I also gave that Shitesmaids slot a try for the first time today. That will also be the last time as well.
Easily among the worst 5 slots I have ever played. Boring beyond belief.

NetEnt and MG need to get their act together, because their recent offerings have been nothing short of pathetic.

 

[whatwhat]

Tried it again on a bonus offer i got. In 75 spins i had 2 winning spins. And 4 times i got the "Dazzle me" sound effect and the lights "running" across the logo but no wilds appeared? WTF??? Is it broken? Is it supposed to do this? Its like the game says; "Fuck you, no price fore you"

Better to quit online gambling with the recent games that comes out and the recent deadspins across all netent games. Its surly something wrong.

 

[Perez777]

Dazzle me!!

 

[Angel81]

Thought it was OK when I got my 110 FS from Guts.

Then I played it with my own money. After getting a FS round that paid a whopping 78p, I was made to wait over 800 spins before
I saw my next FS round, which paid £2.40.

And then just a few minutes ago, I played my final 15 FS from Guts....and it ended up going like this.

I'm done with this slot already. There's so many NetEnt games that are MILES better than this.

Dazzle Me? Oh I was dazzled alrite....by the copious amounts of BS.

And I also gave that Shitesmaids slot a try for the first time today. That will also be the last time as well.
Easily among the worst 5 slots I have ever played. Boring beyond belief.

NetEnt and MG need to get their act together, because their recent offerings have been nothing short of pathetic.

Haha I got Zilch from my 15 FS I wont be playing "Spazzle Me" again....I shoulda known when it looked cheap and nasty, it's up there with Starburst & Shitesmaids as you put it

 

[Jono777]

Tried it again on a bonus offer i got. In 75 spins i had 2 winning spins. And 4 times i got the "Dazzle me" sound effect and the lights "running" across the logo but no wilds appeared? WTF??? Is it broken? Is it supposed to do this? Its like the game says; "Fuck you, no price fore you"

Better to quit online gambling with the recent games that comes out and the recent deadspins across all netent games. Its surly something wrong.

It did that to me once. That was the big selling point that I would not be returning to this steaming pile of horse manure

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

Thought it was OK when I got my 110 FS from Guts.

Then I played it with my own money. After getting a FS round that paid a whopping 78p, I was made to wait over 800 spins before
I saw my next FS round, which paid £2.40.

And then just a few minutes ago, I played my final 15 FS from Guts....and it ended up going like this.

I'm done with this slot already. There's so many NetEnt games that are MILES better than this.

Dazzle Me? Oh I was dazzled alrite....by the copious amounts of BS.

And I also gave that Shitesmaids slot a try for the first time today. That will also be the last time as well.
Easily among the worst 5 slots I have ever played. Boring beyond belief.

NetEnt and MG need to get their act together, because their recent offerings have been nothing short of pathetic.

I think they will know when they see their numbers come up from all the different casinos. But then again there are loads of players out there and millions not even using casinomeister or forums. And they would not have a clue about how slots works or which slots are better to play. But surely numbers are lot lower on these slots as less players will play them if theyre no good.

I think this is another slot where you should just don't care about its rtp or how it plays. If you have spare money or get big win at a casino then just take a sum out and bang bigger bets on it. As long have enough for 20-50 spins as it might as well pay out there than if you chase the big win with several deposits only on this Dazzle Me slot where chance is bigger it will suck you dry. Hope that made sense.

I am surprised they have not released a DOA 2 yet looking at how popular it is

 

[michielm1]

DOA 2????
How about DOA TOUCH first!

 

[dunover]

I have just done a review on this. 'Frazzle Me' (as that's what my brain felt like after 300 spins) is a meeting of the 4 corners of hell:

1. The TSII Shitstorm.
2. St*rb*rst
3. Red Flag Fleet and the other stupid 'giant reels' games.
4. Twit Spin.

Like Crapula and the stupid 'Bats' the prone hippie hisses at you every few spins, the wild reels is 90% pointless. In the FS if you get both 1/2 and 3/4 join up, they never tally with each other. Too many Netent 'micro wins' and dull reels with dull lifeless stacked symbols.

Like my missus, a totally forgettable experience.

 

[Casino2014man]

Not my favourite game..

However I played today and did get a 3 reel shtstorm (1,2,4) and it paid around 30x.. Was not overly impressed but got me up about £60 in 5ish mins this one

 

[Greigssy]

300 spins @ 0.20, £60 wagered and lost £50
1 free spins paid 5x bet and 4 wild reels feature all paid 0.

Another in a long line of slots designed to fleece players and boost the casinos profits.

 

[JackMack]

NetEnt need to be seriously looked at for RTP on their games.
40 consecutive dead spins on an all pay slot and that included a stacked wild round?
Total BS like most NetEnt slots. Looking forward to a full audit on these money grabbers.

 

[dunover]

LOL....the insult of 10 free spins on it at Betsafe.


Result a BIG FAT F*CK-ALL!!!!

 

[demonj]

NetEnt need to be seriously looked at for RTP on their games.
40 consecutive dead spins on an all pay slot and that included a stacked wild round?
Total BS like most NetEnt slots. Looking forward to a full audit on these money grabbers.

Agree on this one, i think thd rtp is lower after someone hits a jackpot= Mega fortune etc.. i try not to play on netent slots at all. Usually just to kill some deadspins on microgaming slots.. on topic though recieved 20 spins from casino cruise earn 3€ then played em up to 70€ on this then straight to freakin nowhere:') always..

 

[JackMack]

Agree on this one, i think thd rtp is lower after someone hits a jackpot= Mega fortune etc.. i try not to play on netent slots at all. Usually just to kill some deadspins on microgaming slots.. on topic though recieved 20 spins from casino cruise earn 3€ then played em up to 70€ on this then straight to freakin nowhere:') always..

Yeah and like an idiot I tried it again today and lost $40+ at 40c with no bonus, 1 wild reel which paid zero (just like every other time) and around 45% RTP.

Rename this slot to RAPE ME.

Folk who posted screenshots here should be ashamed
God knows how much they must have to lose before they're "allowed" to actually hit something on this rigged crap.

I'm still trying to get a complete audit of Net Ent but UKGC are trying to wriggle out saying NetEnt are not in their jurisdiction.
So the games are licensed by UKGC who vouch they are fair but when you ask them to check they say NetEnt office isn't in UK so they can't audit them LOL
That is how BENT this game is.
Will have to go through my MP I expect.

I wonder what the excuse will be when millions of spins have returned 85% RTP or something massively outside standard deviation - not enough data?

 

[sledge13]

Yeah and like an idiot I tried it again today and lost $40+ at 40c with no bonus, 1 wild reel which paid zero (just like every other time) and around 45% RTP.

Rename this slot to RAPE ME.

Folk who posted screenshots here should be ashamed
God knows how much they must have to lose before they're "allowed" to actually hit something on this rigged crap.

I'm still trying to get a complete audit of Net Ent but UKGC are trying to wriggle out saying NetEnt are not in their jurisdiction.
So the games are licensed by UKGC who vouch they are fair but when you ask them to check they say NetEnt office isn't in UK so they can't audit them LOL
That is how BENT this game is.
Will have to go through my MP I expect.

I wonder what the excuse will be when millions of spins have returned 85% RTP or something massively outside standard deviation - not enough data?

That is abs shocking regarding Net Ent and the UKGC, we must be mad really playing the fruit machine down the pub or these online slots, both so unfair theses days...

 

[JackMack]

That is abs shocking regarding Net Ent and the UKGC, we must be mad really playing the fruit machine down the pub or these online slots, both so unfair theses days...

Yes we must be because basically we are playing on blind faith but as long as we have a choice we can only blame ourselves.
I want to prove once and for all the games are not set around 96% and never changed because I know my RTP is well below 90% on NetEnt games with well over a million spins and that would be proof the games cannot be 95% TRTP all the time.

 

[interlog]

You say Netent games.

If you played just the one game you may have a point, but if these million of spins are over a number of games, the point becomes rather moot.

As I said in other topic just today, my RTP on DOA is well over 100% (if you include the big wins, if not then it still is 98.1% over the last 60,000+ spins). So it is not rigged for me.