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CREEPY Simon Goodman...big brother?

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by wanda5, Jun 3, 2007.

    Jun 3, 2007
  1. wanda5

    wanda5 Experienced Member

    lala land
    So I'm reading my emails and some how Simon got through my spam defense team:eek:.
    Since he is pretty much answering some questions to two of my posts here it just creeped me out. I am sure its just a coincedence but how did this guy get my email addy???
    Have yall gotten this email?

    Hi, this is the third installment to some of the current questions some
    of you might have about online casinos.
    I have added a list of some casinos that are currently using the new
    law in the US to delay payments. If you know of any more 'rogue' casinos,
    please let me know and I will investigate as much as possible.

    Are bonuses randomly triggered?
    Yes, in the case of a reputable casino they are randomly triggered....
    to a certain extent.
    The casino sometimes 'seed' the bonus meaning that they cannot be won
    before a certain time and must be won after a certain time.
    This is more noticeable in the case of progressive jackpots, you will
    notice that most jackpots are won around a certain value, ($20.000 or
    $1.000.000 for example), this is because the trigger time or value was
    But technically the casino does not choose who wins bonus. It only
    makes it easier and easier to win the closer the casino gets to a certain
    I also do not know of any casino that 'choose' the country of the
    winner or if they are big players or not.

    Often some casinos advertise that the bonus 'must be won this week-end'
    this is because they know that the computer has been instructed to
    randomly pay someone who gets close to the trigger value or time, (normally
    on week-end).

    Loan account
    Another note about bonuses and progressives, some casinos will not pay
    out a certain bonus/progressive until an amount has been 'made' from
    the game, (typically 20% to 50% of the bonus).
    This is sometimes called the 'loan account'; until that loan has been
    paid back the bonuses/progressives will not be won by anyone.
    Of course the casino hopes to make a lot more than the loan amount,
    (about 500%), but that is their way of making sure that they don't pay out
    before they get to make some money.

    What game is most profitable?
    This is another common question, because everyone seems to have their
    own little 'techniques' for each game.
    But, as already mentioned, while no casino game played normally will
    make you a winner in the long run, there are several speeds at which you
    can lose.
    Games like Roulette take longer per spins, but you usually spend more
    on them than on the slot machines.

    To make matters worse, each casinos have different rules for each
    games, so it is very hard, (if not impossible), to say what game is likely
    to offer the better odds, because the blackjack rules in one casino
    might not be the same at another, (do they hit on soft 17?, can you split
    on any 2 cards? Can you surrender?).

    Nonetheless, as a general principle, if you want to lose money at the
    slowest possible rate, play blackjack using what game experts call
    "basic strategy."

    In contrast, roulette is a money-burner because of the amount you spend
    per spins and the odds are clearly on the side of the casino.
    Craps doesn't help you either. Rolling a 7, has an even money payoff
    that delivers a 1.41% edge to the house. The single-roll bets are just
    ridiculous: an 'any 7' bet pays 4:1 and gives the house a whopping 16%

    Online Slots, on the other hand can offer the best odds, but that's
    really up to the casino.
    They can setup the reel to offer payouts ranging from 90% to 99%.
    Most reputable online casinos will offer very high percentages,
    (meaning you should loose less), in the region of +96% to +99%. This is
    because of the competition between casinos themselves, they need to be known
    to be high payers.
    Some new casinos even set their machines to be at 102% or even 106%,
    meaning you cannot loose with those machines.

    There are a lot of systems, (like doubling your money after each loss
    or the Martingale method). Those don't really work either for various
    reasons, (one of them been the upper betting limit imposes by any

    A small note about blackjack, although it offers you the best odds,
    (apart from some slot games), card counting is not really possible online,
    it is not illegal to count cards at all; it is just not possible to do

    Having said that, my two favorite games are Blackjack and Poker, poker
    can be a lot of fun if you join a good table, even online. Some tables
    can cheat, but after a while you know what casinos are the best.

    NETeller going from bad to worse?
    Regrettably the NETeller news that online players really want to hear -
    when their funds currently frozen by the embattled e-wallet are to be
    released - was not available.
    At the time of writing this newsletter it looks like NETeller has no
    immediate plan to release the frozen funds.

    There was a press release at the end of march about a possible
    agreement between NETeller and the US government that sounded promising but
    some accounts are still frozen.
    The announcement claims that all accounts should be released within the
    next 75 days, (or at least make another announcement about it).
    See You must register/login in order to see the link. and
    You must register/login in order to see the link. for
    more on the mater.

    Sadly we will not know more until the middle of June, but it looks like
    everyone will get paid in the end.

    Bad casinos?
    We have had reports or casinos not paying out, we are looking into it
    and hopefully we will know more in the near future. All those casinos
    are using the new laws in the US to delay payments. I cannot see any good
    reason for them to do that.

    - All Jackpots casino
    - Grand Prive
    - Blackjack Ballroom.
    - Blackjack Casino
    - Golden palace Casino
    - Casino Kingdom
    - English Harbor,
    - big dollar casino
    - Lucky Pyramid Casino

    Other casino reported.
    - Golden Palace, (the old Golden Casino), they seem to be under new
    ownership and not doing too well.
    - Intertops casino, don't seem to be limiting players from the states
    that prohibit online gambling.

    More questions
    As always, please keep sending me any technical questions you might
    have and I will try and answer as many as I can in the next newsletter.


    Simon Goodman
  2. Jun 3, 2007
  3. Mousey

    Mousey Ueber Meister Mouse

    Pencil Pusher
    I think I got mine by signing up for something somewhere. To unsubscribe just click on the unsubscribe link at the bottom of the email.
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2007
  4. Jun 3, 2007
  5. silkprint

    silkprint Dormant account

    Yup ...I work
    I got the same email also .
  6. Jun 4, 2007
  7. heatherad

    heatherad Senior Member

    I received that same email myself. Not sure how or why I received it.
  8. Jun 4, 2007
  9. Dewberry

    Dewberry Dormant account PABaccred

    Part retired, part sales
    Vancouver Island
    I'm so depressed. I thought I was getting a personal email from Simon and here you all have it too! :rolleyes:

    No idea where it came from either.
    1 person likes this.
  10. Jun 4, 2007
  11. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Bexhill on sea, England
    I got that mail too!

    Had to laugh - it's so full of BS as most here would know.
    I suppose some gullible people actually believe he knows what he is talking about! :mad:

  12. Jun 4, 2007
  13. Simmo!

    Simmo! Moderator Staff Member

    Web Dev.
    And me - where did it come from and wtf is he?
  14. Jun 4, 2007
  15. cheekymonkey

    cheekymonkey Dormant account

    Back at my mums
    I have had 3 or 4 from him now as well.
  16. Jun 4, 2007
  17. Mousey

    Mousey Ueber Meister Mouse

    Pencil Pusher
    Hmmm... anyone want to email the 'creepy' Simon and see if he'll divulge where he got all our email addresses from?
  18. Jun 4, 2007
  19. Pinababy69

    Pinababy69 RIP Lisa

    Toronto, Ontario - Canada

    Add me to the list as well.
  20. Jun 4, 2007
  21. Zoozie

    Zoozie Ueber Meister CAG PABnonaccred

    Software Developer
    He also got me and I rarely gets casino spam.

  22. Jun 4, 2007
  23. Simmo!

    Simmo! Moderator Staff Member

    Web Dev.
    Some harvesting that was! Does "unsubscribe" work or is it a scam to verify the address? Anyone tried?
  24. Jun 4, 2007
  25. Pinababy69

    Pinababy69 RIP Lisa

    Toronto, Ontario - Canada
    I haven't Simmo. BTW, how did he get through your spam blocker, otherwise known as Fort Knox? I'm pretty sure it asked me for my DNA and an eyescan when I emailed you. :p
  26. Jun 4, 2007
  27. Simmo!

    Simmo! Moderator Staff Member

    Web Dev.
    He obviously hit the authorisation manually. I can program it to only allow people who meet certain criteria through. It's clever - it works on preceding rumours ;)
    1 person likes this.
  28. Jun 4, 2007
  29. Mousey

    Mousey Ueber Meister Mouse

    Pencil Pusher
    I tried the 'unsubscribe' today.

    Since about 2 months ago, I'm seeing so much SPAM for v:AL:s, Canadian prescription drugs, weight loss (and gain), wrinkles (what are those??), student loans, 'FREE' money, costa rica property for sale, PeNls enlargement, and even toe fungus(!?) that I figure if Creepy Simon feeds my email to a spammer maybe some of this $hit will start bouncing back. I'm already getting more than 100 spam emails per day in that one Hotmail account (which was primarily used for online casino signups)-- what's another hundred or so?

    I'll let ya'll know if I get flooded with 'fresh' spam from clicking the unsub button.
  30. Jun 5, 2007
  31. juliack

    juliack Experienced Member


    This is the third e-mail I received from Simon. Cheers.....

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