Could just as well have posted this in the jokes section but...

[incrediblestuff]

I have been reading some threads form the archives, due to VWM's recent posting of some interesting threads, and came acros this brilliant post from the following thread: https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/casino-grand-bay-can-kiss-my.10608/

about the not-issuing of promo's after sending personalized emails.. and there was this discussion between "Daffy" and "Chilupa" where the latter replied the following to the assertion to always double-check, or even triple-check the email offers through other channels, and i had to laugh so hard when reading it i found it worthwhile to re-post:

Dear Duck,

Deposit $50 in your account tgrb8675309 and receive a 100% bonus! Normal terms and conditions apply.

Grande Boy Casino

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Hello, can you please confirm that I am eligible for this bonus?

Thank you,
Duck

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Dear Duck,

Yes, you are eligible for this bonus.

Best of luck at the tables!
Shahira
Grande Boy Casino

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Hello,

Can you please confirm that the response from Shahira is correct.

Thank you,
Duck

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Dear Duck,

I'm not sure what you are asking, but I can again confirm that you are eligible for this bonus.

Kindly,
Shahira
Grande Boy Casino

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Hello,

Can someone other than Shahira please confirm that what Shahira said is correct.

Thanks,
Duck

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Dear Duck,

I am pleased to confirm that yes, you are indeed eligible for this bonus.

Kindly,
Mephista
Grande Boy Casino

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Hello,

Can you please confirm that Mephista is in fact empowered to approve the bonus offer previously stated.

Annoyingly,
Duck

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Dear Duck,

I am a customer service manager at the casino. Please be assured that you are in fact eligible for this bonus.

Very kindly,
Mephista
Customer Service Manager
Grande Boy Casino

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Hello,

So that's a 100% bonus on a $50 bonus, correct? With 20x wagering requirements on both the deposit and bonus?

Also, according to your web site, only slots are allowed, but in Shahira's original response, she wished me "Good luck at the tables" (emphasis mine). Do you have some "table" slots of which I am unaware?

Regurgitatingly and nitpickingly,
Duck

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Yes Duck, only slots are allowed. Shahira was simply wishing you luck.

Teeth-grindingly kindly,
Mephista

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So, slots includes Video Slots as well? I mean, "Video Slots", it's sort of redundant, right? Everything is "video". And sometimes "redundant" is in fact a "double negative", as in "I ain't got no cash", which is worrisome. Please confirm that "Video Slots" are in fact "slots" pursuant to the terms and conditions on your web site.

Quackingly verbacious,
Duck

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Duck, yes, yes and let me say in advance... yes. However, please note that due to our typical 2-day response time to e-mails, the bonus in question expired approximately 14 days ago.

Can't-bring-myself-to-say-kindly,
Mephista

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Aha! So what you are saying is, that even after ALL these confirmations, I am in fact NOT eligible for the bonus?? I suspected as much!

Smugly Duckling,
Duck

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Dear Duck,

I will give you a $50 no-deposit bonus if you promise to never to write to me again.

Wits endingly,
Mephista

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Cool! Is that $50 play credits or real credits? What are the wagering requirements? Is it just slots (to include Video Slots), or otherwise? Also, note that you never answered my question (e-mail #3, paragraph #5, sentence #2) regarding the eligibility of Progressive slots.

Eagerly inquiringly,
Daffy

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Dear Duck,

Kindly note we have arranged for your bonus to be delivered in person. A nice pink man will be coming to your house soon, please open the door for him and close your eyes.

I trust this will settle the matter to our... er, your... complete satisfaction.

Life imprisonment is better than this,
Mephista

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[awesomexd]

Lol.

 

[sattty]

that pure class

 

[Tirilej]

:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

Thank you D. I so needed that laughter right now

 

[Simmo!]

Fantastic. Nice find Incredible. "Smugly duckling" LOL

 

[weesie]

OMG! That is hilarious! Those were suppose to be real e-mails?

I laughed out loud and choked on my water!

 

[incrediblestuff]

No not real emails, just a tongue in cheek towards member "Daffy" (duck) to exemplify being overly anal on double or triple checking personalized bonus-offers from Casinos