Casino Checks

[ksb11]

I have had difficulty depositing checks from casino's because the checks are drawn on banks outside of the U.S. This might sound ignorant but does anybody know of an online casino that has a U.S. bank. Thanks for the help

 

[winbig]

I have had difficulty depositing checks from casino's because the checks are drawn on banks outside of the U.S. This might sound ignorant but does anybody know of an online casino that has a U.S. bank. Thanks for the help

wal*mart cashes any check as long as it's not hand-written. I've even used them to cash a check from pokerstars that was drawn on a Canadian bank.

Their rule on cashing checks is that it has to be either a payroll or government check, so if they ask me what it's for, I tell them that I work from home via the Internet and have clients that are all over the world. Most of the time they will cash it without asking questions, but this story has worked whenever someone does ask.

This is so much better than trying to use a check cashing store, too. wal*mart only charges a maximum of $3 per check cashed as opposed to 10%+ at a check cashing store.

You can cash all the checks you want, but they have a limit of $1500 per week; so keep that in mind when cashing out.

You could always take the check to your bank, but there are some that will put a long hold on it, simply because it's drawn on a bank outside the USA.

If you want instant funds without waiting for a check to clear, check out 3Dice. They send out MO's that can be cashed at any post office.

 

[ksb11]

Winbig, thanks a lot. That is very useful info. Appreciated.

 

[bernynhel]

Independent check cashing places (like the owner works there!) are a good bet as a clerk at a big chain like Ace Cash Express is just gonna follow rules and say "No!" while the owner isn't going to turn down a sale so quickly. If you haven't already, it might be a good idea to establish a relationship with such a business owner before you get that $100,000.00 jp check from Aachnyahdiz's Casino and Borsht Palace from The New Republic of Govotnya Gobornya. Of course, if Wal-Mart will cash it, like winbig said, it's $3. They wont cash mine. But that could just be cuz they have a picture of my face in a red circle with a line through it on the wall outside all the Wal-Marts (yes, even the Wal-Mart on

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manager's office) manager's offices.

 

[winbig]

But that could just be cuz they have a picture of my face in a red circle with a line through it on the wall outside all the Wal-Marts (yes, even the Wal-Mart on

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manager's office) manager's offices.

Just how many things from this list did you do?

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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think weve got a Code 3 in Housewares, and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, Hi! I havent seen you in so long!... etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, Who buys this crap, anyway?
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim youre taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, Wow. Magic!
20. Put M&Ms on layaway.
21. Move Caution: Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others youll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, ...Im Batman. Come, Robinto the Batcave!
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell hello upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, Why wont you people just leave me alone?
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, Red Rover!
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., Do you have any Shnerples here?
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?
41. Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. Re-alphabetize the CDs in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no! Its those voices again!
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you dont get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

 

[bernynhel]

Just how many things from this list did you do?...

S'posed to be 53 pages. Where's the rest of the list? My favorite was to enter a 24hr Wal-Mart at 3:45 AM and loiter in an isle where you cant see the adjoining isles until I heard, "Security 347, department 8" over the public address system then, when I heard footsteps in the adjoining isle, walk, very quickly, making lots of slappy sounding, shoe-sole-on-linoleum noise, to the opposite end of the isle. Repeat until sides hurt from laughing, then proceed to checkout, smiling, broadly, at all of the strategically placed security personnel along the way, and pay $700+ in cash for whatever I had randomly selected to fill my cart, (nothing over $5) leave the store, stand outside and have a smoke, then return with the full cart after about 3 anna half minutes for a full, cash refund.

 

[jimdog]

I have one suggestion on checks, if you have a checking account. Generally , the bank will not ask as many questions if you are making a deposit only- and not asking for any cash at the time. They seem happy to take my deposit. I do this and then later use a cash card or writing cks to access money. The problem with this is - the bank does not allow immediate access to money until the check clears - 2 or 3 days. I do this and have not had any trouble yet. I don't know if this helps- maybe you have tried this.