Calling all Rocket Scientists!

winbig

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I think you need to either be a rocket scientist, a mathematician, a lawyer, or a combination of the three to figure this one out:

Hi xxx
Account Name: xxx

If you've forgotten your password, just send an email to: support@lasvegasusacasino.com and we will gladly assist you.

More Great Bonuses!!!

Here's what we've got lined up for you this week...

Deposit $20 or more on your 1st deposit and receive a 20%

Deposit $20 or more on your 2nd deposit and receive a 25%

Deposit $20 or more on your 3rd deposit and receive a 30%

Deposit $20 or more on your 4th deposit and receive a 35%

Use Money Order and eWalletXpress and receive 10% extra

Max Bonus $450

Players will only receive the applicable bonus on a deposit considered not greater than twice the amount of the previous deposit that applied to that same promotion. If so, the player will receive the previous bonus percentage amount attained. WTF? :confused:

Additional information available in the lobby.

For information regarding promotions, feedback, suggestions, comments or to be removed from our weekly newsletter please email: support@lasvegasusacasino.com

edit: Ok, after reading it 10 times, I think I have it figured out....So my first deposit is $50 @ 20%. My next deposit is $100. That means I won't get the 25%, but will get 20%, because my 2nd deposit is 2x as much as my first deposit???

:lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:
 

hippo925

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ok, ok... i got one too and it's a classic. guy walks into a room and points at a picture of a man on the wall and says "i have no brothers or sisters, but that man's father is my father's son." who's the guy in the picture? :confused:

sorry winbig, i thought you were starting a riddle thread :D

i read that thing a few times and i think people will figure out my riddle way before they figure out yours, lol. :D the funny thing is that someone actually wrote that thinking other people would understand it!
 

winbig

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So let's say I deposit $20, I get my 20% bonus. Then I deposit $40, I still get the 20% bonus. Then I deposit $70....Do I get 25%, or do I get 30%? Oh wait, I guess I get 40% for using EwalletExpress! :D Oh wait, I still only get 30%, because I didn't use EwalletExpress and money order!

:rolleyes:
 

suzecat

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Location
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So let's say I deposit $20, I get my 20% bonus. Then I deposit $40, I still get the 20% bonus. Then I deposit $70....Do I get 25%, or do I get 30%? Oh wait, I guess I get 40% for using EwalletExpress! :D Oh wait, I still only get 30%, because I didn't use EwalletExpress and money order!

:rolleyes:

Geeze Winnnie!.........you 're a freaking rocket scientist????:eek2:
 

chuchu59

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So does this mean getting the highest value of bonuses with the least possible deposits. If we start with $72 and double it each time till we the 4th level we should be getting around $446 in bonuses against a total of $1080 in deposits.
 

winbig

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So does this mean getting the highest value of bonuses with the least possible deposits. If we start with $72 and double it each time till we the 4th level we should be getting around $446 in bonuses against a total of $1080 in deposits.
Not the way I see it....The way I read it is if you double your deposit on the subsequent deposit, you get the previous %...lol
 

Casinomeister

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Its the same guy who's pointing to the picture :D
Uh, I thought he was pointing at me :confused:

...must...stop...thinking...blxykljhyxxckkpfff!!! :axeman2:
 

chuchu59

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Not the way I see it....The way I read it is if you double your deposit on the subsequent deposit, you get the previous %...lol
I would think that would only be applicable if its greater than double your previous deposit but not if its equal to double.
 

oldtrvlagt

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Mar 31, 2007
Location
Iowa
If it's that difficult to figure out the bonus :confused: think about (trying) to cashout a win????:D I've had two cups of coffee and it's still way to difficult!!!
 

oldtrvlagt

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Hey, I'm still trying to figure out how my son 1. made it into medical school and 2.graduated..... not that I want to give my ex any credit :D
 

hippo925

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Location
so cal

See! i told you someone would figure out my riddle before they figured out that bonus, lol.

i still keep reading that bonus and i still get thrown off by some of the wording. i always get confused with bonuses that give x%, then x%, but another X% if you deposit with x method, and subsequent deposits must be x times this and that, etc....
 

winbig

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I'm glad I'm not alone in trying to figure this one out...lol

I think we have an early leader for the "Most confusing bonus of 2008" award ;)
 

winbig

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I'm sorry, but their support staff are CLUELESS.

I don't know how to be more clearer when asking for a detailed explanation of these promotion terms, but for some reason, they keep telling me the same thing (Twice now):

As I explain you exactly , your account was credited with the first time bonus of 125% , for your first deposit made on 9/10/2007 12:53:49 PM for $100 , the bonus was $125 , after that there is no deposit made, this information was send , because the email was not clear, just for your information about your deposits and bonuses.Thank you for your comprehension.
How retarded can you get?

Sorry, but these people are starting to piss me off. This is what you get when you hire support staff to handle English speaking customers when the staff's first language isn't English. If you're going to provide services to English speaking customers, at least HIRE PEOPLE THAT SPEAK/WRITE/UNDERSTAND FLUENT ENGLISH.
 

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