Now I'm not even remotely suggesting this is a MAJOR BREXIT CALAMITY, but it's just a small personal story from our own family.
A few months ago our daughter had what she called 'a downsizing programme' where she donated hundreds of her various cuddly and soft toys to the local hospice shop (it took two runs in the car to get them all out there, in cash terms I daren't quite even think about the total spend they represented, but they were at least going to a good cause).
Anyway, since then she's been expressing regret about a very small number of the ones she let go, and we've had various efforts to either get the actual toy back, or an identical replacement. (The high point of this was where Mrs Chopley managed to get a shout out on the main local radio station here, which was heard by a lady who lived on the west of the island who'd bought one of the toys, she returned it to the shop and Jnr was subsequently reunited with it, to her absolute delight.)
In the last couple of days Jnr has been starting to get upset about another toy that she let go, (for the record, she's autistic, and when she gets fixated on something, she can really get fixated on it), and Mrs Chopley has once again set upon the quest to find an identical replacement, and she finally tracked down the company that makes and sells them - they're based in Denmark. (Again, for the record, Mrs Chopley has been amazing at this several times over now with the 'downsizing programme aftermath'.)
You know what's coming next, Mrs Chopley tried to order a single toy from this company in Denmark, there was no option to ship to UK addresses (IOM is treated as an extension of the UK for this purpose), so she emailed them and explained why we wanted to buy the toy. A lovely lady in Denmark replied to her and said she was really sorry but they simply can't ship to the UK anymore for single item orders, or indeed even any sort of order smaller than an entire pallet of product, because the red tape, costs, customs declarations, form filling, unknown 'extras' that are liable to be added on and general fuckery with doing business with the UK now makes it completely uneconomical for them to do so.
This time last year they'd have just popped the toy in a padded envelope and put it in the post.
Yes I know it's just one disabled child who can't get a toy she wants, it's a tiny little 'Brexit story', it's not even a blip on the radar, but it's the type of story that is being repeated all across the UK on an individual and business level thousands of times over every single day.
And once again I'm left wondering, where's the good stuff? What are the benefits we're reaping for this damage we've done to ourselves? I always thought 'getting back our fish' was a pretty crappy argument for the Leave campaign considering the tiny fraction of GDP that fishing represents, and we didn't even get the fucking fish back, and instead actually devastated swathes of our fishing industry because they now experience the same as what the toy company in Denmark found - namely UK<>EU business just got a lot harder, and more expensive, and more bureaucratic.
Current plan is one of Mrs Chopley's friends in France has offered to have the toy shipped to her in France, and she'll take on the hassle of getting it over to us here.
Yay Brexit.
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