Blending in... not first nor last...

spearmaster

RIP Ted
Joined
Jan 12, 2001
Location
Heaven
I just got this exciting promo from the newly-relaunched Superior Casino.

Dear First Last,

This is just a reminder that you have a *FREE $20 bonus ready to be used at Superior Casino if you haven't already claimed it.

Just click here to download the new casino now:

<link removed>

After you make an account, go to the cashier and get your *FREE $20 - no deposit required to play.

Thanks and have fun in the casino.


Sincerely

Matt Pearce
Manager
Superior Casino
I was so excited I hurriedly replied to him...

Dear Matt!

I think I'll pass.

Sincerely,

First Last
 

Pinababy69

RIP Lisa
Joined
Oct 15, 2004
Location
Toronto, Ontario - Canada
Classic Spear...ha ha ha ha. :laugh: :clap:
 

classymom

Dormant account
Joined
Aug 2, 2007
Location
Port St lucie Florida
Im guessing this casino is not a place to deposit at??
 

spearmaster

RIP Ted
Joined
Jan 12, 2001
Location
Heaven

Well, there's kind of a special ring to being First.... and Last... like being the only runner in a race...

But anyhow, Mr. Jones... how could you blatantly mislead the AP boys like that? :D

classymom, I don't think I'd be too concerned, I posted this kind of to tease them. It's neither recommended nor rogued by Mr. Smith... er.... Casinomeister...
 

chayton

aka LooHoo
webmeister
PABnonaccred
CAG
Joined
Jun 5, 2006
Location
Edmonton Canada
that's priceless....reminds me of a mail I got once, something like:

Dear {firstname}, Here at Clueless Company we strive to develop a personal relationship with our customers....

:rolleyes:
 

jod5413

Is That Better?
Joined
Mar 6, 2007
Location
somewhere on the planet
Spearmaster,

I didn't know how I missed this since I try to read everything. Then I saw it was under Poker (which is the ONE I seldom read). This'll teach me! Hysterical :lolup:
Thanks for sharing.

Jod
 

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