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dunover

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Our good ship set course around the Horn,

In choppy seas then a fucking big storm

So beneath the decks we played Bonanza

And now I wish I'd never been born..

OR

The BTG galleon sailed out from Dover,

Once again Bonanza bent the crew over

From the crow's nest we never saw the 'D'

And we turned back with not a man sober..

OR

Our fine craft has a mighty team,

We're all BTG from beam-to-beam.

Then Blackbeard's gone and hauled us over

Now we're pleasuring his crew on live stream

OR

Ahoy me hearties! beckons the BTG shout,

We carry the best slots without a doubt

They've crossed over all the seven seas

And now the c*nts have cleaned you all out.

OR

Off we sailed with the Queen's message to be sent,

That none of our slots have ever been bent

The cabin boy says "through my north-west passage?"

"You little scurvy, that's not the passage I meant!"
 
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mack341

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May 8, 2018
Location
south east england
on the goodship bonanza we sailed the seven seas

but to our growing puzzlement we never saw any D's

yet the streamers ashore boast big wins and never draw a blank

if the buggers step aboard our ship then let's get out the plank!


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