- Joined
- Jun 10, 2003
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Ottawa
river .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock. "Hmm. Well,
where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the
Parliament Buildings." "Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're
not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish
shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
asshole and a briefcase."
river .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock. "Hmm. Well,
where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the
Parliament Buildings." "Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're
not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish
shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
asshole and a briefcase."
i did need a good laugh ....laurie
