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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by Deeplay, Dec 13, 2015.

    Dec 13, 2015
  1. Deeplay

    Deeplay New World Order CAG mm1 webmeister

    Works For Self
    The biG Eu
    Hi saw that Simmo listed a casino on the minions for withdraw times. I checked them seems very legit then reading through the bonus terms for the casino I came across the below. Now im either thick as pig shiiiite or these terms are just like reading a quantum maths theory e.g I have no idea what they mean ??? :confused: A prize of 2 free spins at min bet playing 1 line on starburst with 150x playthrough (to be credited within 12 months) for anyone who can decipher the below :eek2::eek2::eek2:


    Slots and Keno 100%
    All Table Pokers, all roulettes, all video/ power pokers (except All Aces and Jacks OR Better), all blackjacks (except Classic Blackjack and Casino War) 8%
    Classic Blackjack, Casino War, All Aces Video/ Power Pokers, Jacks Or Better Video/ Power Pokers, all baccarat, all craps, red dog, sic bo, Max Damage and the Alien Attack 0%
    Any minimal risk wagering will not be allowed to contribute towards bonus wagering requirements. Players deemed to be using minimal risk wagering tactics to redeem their bonuses or cash prizes risk having their bonuses, cash prizes and any subsequent winnings removed.
    When the play-through requirements have been met, all funds will be automatically transferred from the Bonus Wallet to the Cash Wallet in sums of £10.
    Play-through is achieved only when a real money bet is made. Make sure you have funds in your buy-in wallet or Cash Wallet to ensure that your stakes contribute to meet the wagering requirement.
    Winnings on bets made using cash wallet funds are credited directly to the cash wallet. Winnings on bets made using bonus account funds are credited directly to the bonus account.
    Winnings on amounts wagered from Cash Wallet funds are credited directly to the Cash Wallet, winnings on amounts wagered from Buy-In funds are credited directly to the Buy-In Wallet and winnings on amounts wagered from Bonus Wallet are credited directly to the Bonus Wallet. If, after winnings are paid into the Bonus Wallet, the Bonus Wallet balance exceeds the original bonus amount (or the original bonus amount less bonus released to Cash Wallet), the balance in excess of this amount shall be credited to the Bonus Winnings Wallet.
    All amounts wagered are deducted from the Buy-In wallet first. If there is insufficient balance available in the Buy-In Wallet, the amount is deducted from the Bonus Winnings Wallet. If there is insufficient balance available in the Bonus Winnings Wallet the amount will be deducted from the Cash Wallet. Funds from the Bonus Wallet are only wagered when there is insufficient credit in any other Wallet.
  2. Dec 13, 2015
  3. PaaskeDenmark

    PaaskeDenmark Always think positive CAG PABnoaccred webmeister

    Clerk with shipping discounts worldwide
    OMG I gave up towards the end :eek: If I found these terms at a casino I would not bother playing with bonus or taking any deposit offers with a bonus :mad:
    1 person likes this.
  4. Dec 13, 2015
  5. Deeplay

    Deeplay New World Order CAG mm1 webmeister

    Works For Self
    The biG Eu
    Yep agreed I clicked away soon as I got bored trying to decipher the terms. And they are many more of them about the % of bet you can use when riding a bonus. Suffice to say I closed the page down as all that text gave me a headache! Woe unto those that dont read such terms before deposit!
  6. Dec 14, 2015
  7. slot_zombie

    slot_zombie Experienced Member

    Shit bookie as well, quick to ban if you're "ahem" advantage playing with the sportsbook promotions.
  8. Dec 14, 2015
  9. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Bexhill on sea, England
    BetBright: All right, settle down, settle down.
    Now before I begin the Bonus Terms lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down on to the lower peg immediately after lunch before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.

    Customer: My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir, but I'm not having my hair cut today sir, so do I move my clothes down or...

    BetBright: I do wish you'd listen, it's perfectly simple.
    If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg, you simply collect his note before lunch after you've done your scripture prep when you've written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes on to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Viney that you've had your chit signed.
    Now, Terms... terms, terms, terms, where were we?

    KK :cool:
    8 people like this.
  10. Dec 15, 2015
  11. Rhyzz

    Rhyzz Experienced Member

    Online Gaming
    United Kingdom
    Can only assume they have multiple wallets and are doing a poor job of managing them. They're only small, they probably don't have the experience required to operate a decent Casino. Perfect example of why these startups & smaller firms should invest in their staff as much as the marketing.
  12. Dec 15, 2015
  13. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    International Money Launderer
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Oh FFS! It's sooooo simple. I'll translate without the unnecessary redundancies and circumlocutions:

    Where the combined value of the bonus payments before actual assimilation remains greater than the combined value of the payments after assimilation, the former level of cash will be protected. These protection arrangements apply to the combined value of payments before and after assimilation, not to individual game components, excepting the provision relating to retention of existing bonus arrangements.

    There you go.

    Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interlude of hedonistic diversion renders dunover an unresponsive fellow.
    4 people like this.
  14. Dec 17, 2015
  15. spintee

    spintee Meister Member webby mm2

    gambler :)
    I was checking the new sites at KK's and seen this site, I started reading the terms and I said to my self theses sound familiar, I tried making heads or tails of the dam thing and wow its a mystery, Rubics cube inside a rubics cube inside a bonus cube out side a bonus cube with no cubes lol,

    Basic if you run out of the original deposit amount than no further wager will count unless a redeposit in cash is made, Like casino room if memory serves me right,

    So why didn't they just put that instead of a of trying to make best of the impossible?
    2 people like this.

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