Beer joke

[bewitch]

Got this one frrom NT message board...
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After the North American Beer Festival, Canada, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.
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[rowmare]

Good one!

 

[bagofmaggots]

Beer

On a cross country road trip a group of guys decided to tour the brewery where their favorite beer was made. As they marveled at the process, one of them slipped and fell into a large vat of beer. Brewery workers tried to save him while his friends waited outside.
A half hour later, the supervisor came to tell the guys the bad news----their friend had drowned.
"Do you think he suffered much?" one of them asked.
"I don't think so," said the supervisor. "In fact, before he drowned, he climbed out three times to go to the bathroom."