Bayleesprings Vmccarty, Killer45 Happy Birthday

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Bayleesprings Vmccarty, Killer45 Happy Birthday to all of you.
Have A Great Birthday Today!!!
Best Wishes
B-T

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Awww, thanks guys! I got an email from someone today that doesn't even know that I gamble online, which is quite ironic. I know this probably isn't the place to post it but maybe Bryan will forgive me since it's my birthday, no?


THE BLONDE FROM ALABAMA

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "come on, baby..... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down. .. And squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... Are still men.

:lolup: :D ;) :thumbsup:
 
Awww, thanks guys! I got an email from someone today that doesn't even know that I gamble online, which is quite ironic. I know this probably isn't the place to post it but maybe Bryan will forgive me since it's my birthday, no?


THE BLONDE FROM ALABAMA

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "come on, baby..... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down. .. And squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... Are still men.

:lolup: :D ;) :thumbsup:
...............happy birthday ya'll !!! i posted that one awhile back on here , its still funny, hope everyone has a great birthday:)........... laurie
 
hb to all 3!

bayleesprings i added you ;) pretty sure i thanked one of your posts, or at least i really liked it, hence the add. course, being cute don't hurt your case none either! :D

have a good one, even if today is not your birthday, not to take anything away from those whose birthday today truly is. :thumbsup:
 

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