archive--problems/successes--February 2000

[Kyla]

Oy (as you say) Hitmob, okay..I am going to download this AiB casino and give it a run. I agree, whatever with these free bonuses, tshirts, and wine. Just on a quest to find a casino that actually plays according to the odds they profess.
Off to AiB and here's to hoping you have some pull with these guys, should I happen to encounter any smelly french people or anything wierd!

 

[lasvegashitmob]

Cheers
Razl I have read your posts and you seem quite sane and reasonable I will check it out you soon get a "feel" for the fairness of a house
Kyla see you there

 

[AiB are great]

OK I'm now downloading it

I also spotted Frank he's on the first page of AiB with two wrinkly foxy babes and I have just got so excited I had to change my pants I'm entitled to a $25 signin bonus
yummy hehe

 

[Kyla]

Ha! 25 birthday credits and now 25 sign on bonus credits...jeez you are making a killin! Now, refer me...and get some referral credits...I think I am finally getting the hang of this...
hey, call me slow, but I just noticed the casinomeisters home page says "We our concerned about our players..." heehee ....be concerned, Bryan...be very very concerned about us. I am!

 

[Kyla is great]

Kyla
It takes bloody ages to download not as quick as carryoncasino)nearly there though--fancy a snog behind the slots?? haha

 

[Hitmobs#1fan]

What the hell? jeez, you talk funny...OY's and SNOGS? what does all this mean? Like I'm not frustrated and pissy enough already today...how bout a SNOG "ON" the slots...heehee
Ok, I am going to download now...and knowing my stupid computer, probably won't be able to come back here and harass you...but I will certainly try.

 

[Heather & Mikes]

Are all you people retards?

 

[Kyla]

Uh, I will answer that...pretty much that would be a big "yes"

Hey, LVHM...this is a first and really starting to get me going...AiB won't accept wagers from my state...guess I will take the laptop on a 2 hour drive to Nevada, cross the borderline and download. Does that work? Ha! Well, you lost the referral fee, but if you get 100 of them, was that it? then you get $28,000. And I am sure you will get at least that many referrals. Thats kinda a bummer...they had a slot there called "HIGH VOLTAGE"...sounded like just the thing...oh well, back to goldenpalace and firstlive.

 

[lasvegashitmob]

Im in AiB as we speak

Just met Sirius -- am currently titting about trying to buy-in it appears [color=ff0000]••••[/color] ing hard to do Heather send your Nephew here he wont have a chance to spend your money

Still am being buttered up by Wendy a rather sexy looking pitboss

Will report back soon

 

[lasvegashitmob]

Snogging means mmmmm how can I say use your imagination

ps re:
By Heather & Mikes ( - 24.64.113.239) on Friday, February 4, 2000 - 08:48 pm:
Are all you people retards?


ANswer = [color=ff0000]••••[/color] you turd breath

 

[Kyla]

I don't EVEN want to talk about it...as I am unable to wager there. What state does Steve live in, as that was where my ferret was last spotted and wondering maybe...
Say hello to Sirius as he sounds like an okay chap...OY Sirius..
Hey BRYAN,
sorry about chasing off some potential forum visitors...what part do you think scared em off...ferrets, go-go dancers, LVHM's change of clothing...? oh well, we sure are having a good time though, heh? Besides if you search WAY back in the archives somewhere...it DOES all somehow relate to gambling concerns, I think. And there is some very valuable information if you read between can read between the lines...

 

[Leather & Spikes oops]

They are all retards...THEY ARE....RUNNNNNN!!!!!

 

[lasvegashitmob]

It appears impossible to buy-in at AiB have not recieved my emailing with my account info so no review available

Kyla move to Hitmob-Towers my country mansion we can wed and you can play at any casino you like especially the home of zero house edge dice at the world renowned

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you may even win this months $1500 prize given to the person who gets in real money mode the highest number of 3 of a kind wins in video poker

 

[Kyla]

AiB is a stupid site!! They don't want our money for some reason.
LVHM, I would, but my ferret is still trying to find his way home to me. I am a responsible pet owner and feel I should be here when he arrives, but $1500...wowwee...think what a person could do with that kind of cash...find out who won on last months winners list. I want to know my chances as I, being the expert video poker queen that I am, hit at least 4 of them in the last month...and it only cost me around $1300...so I figure, what, net profit of around 200.00 ...sounds like I better consider this offer! zero house edge dice?? what the heck is that...craps?

 

[sirius]

Betting limits at AiB:

Roulette Min $1 Max $5

Blackjack Min $1 Max $5

 

[sirius]

LVHM - Do u need the emails? You probably do when you first join. I deposited something just now and it said I would receive an email but never got it. The email for me isn't necessary though, it was just confirming the deposit or something.

 

[NoAiB4Me]

Thanks Sirius...that pretty much explains in all!
Ha! hope you are having good luck there, I wouldn't know as they won't let me wager there. Maybe I should just spend an hour downloading their site and play for "free" ... whoopee!!

 

[Fawlty Towers]

Due to renovation, we will be merging with the Hitmob-Towers and relocating. In the future, you will find us under Hitmobs Fawlty Towers.

 

[Wendy]

In response to some of the postings above regarding AIB, Nevada bans online gambling, Winners Internet will not accept deposits from Nevada. Assistance is available immediately if you didn't receive email replies on a timely basis, notify me (i'm not just there to dance LOL), or email accounts@winr.net

Sirius, visit the higher floors in AIB, the min/max are higher =)

 

[Kyla]

Okay, here's pretty much the summary of todays forum, so when it disappears into the archives and Leather & Spikes try to drag it out...this all sums it up...
HitMob has now found a comfortable seat the AiB and is spending his money foolishly...all because Wendy, a sexy, slightly wrinkly pitboss convinced him to do so.
Sirius is winning at AiB as usual and plans to receive his cashout within 3 hours.
Bryan is within inches of pressing the delete button on this whole deal.
Kyla is now, unable to try AiB, desperately hoping Steve might eventually get in here with a post that restores some sort of sanity to this forum...so as to attract new visitors.
And, be sure if in the great UK, stop in for eats at the new Hitmob-Fawlty Towers.
note: a small ferret was seen backpacking through the Rockies
There you have it, folks....the Casinomeisters Forum...the concerned gamblers place to be.