archive--problems/successes--February 2000

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Kyla

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Oh and Bryan...sorry about the email at MIDNIGHT...that is my 5:00pm here in the USA. All is working well today (as you can probably tell) and thanks for the quick response.
 
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Anonymous

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I was driving down the road (on the right side of course) And this ugly thing came flying out of a house. Well the little bastard splattered against my window. Then this man came running out screamming something about credit card fraud, online gambling and Steve.

Well I quickly peeled the furry thing off of my car and left. What a night
 
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Anonymous

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Dear Driver
that was a female screaming...it was dark, so you probably didn't notice the long frizzy red hair and all ...and you didn't get him all the way "peeled off". Please return his left front paw..that is to be part of the evidence in my case.
 
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Driver

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Steve has offered me shares in his online casino if I give him the paw. So the
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can now be called www.gamblingferrot.com Steve I will fedex you the body parts so you know who cannot use it against you.
 
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Kyla

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Oy (as you say) Hitmob...how's the day going? Sounds like you and Steve are "teaming" up against the ferret owner. What "body parts" did you keep? Steve really needs to own up to his part in this, don't you agree...but that is a nice idea naming the site after that little critter.
 
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Crazy casinomeister nights

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They are coming to take you away
ha ha he he dee diddly dee
they are coming to take you away
hoo hoo hee haha
they are coming to take you away

If you cant beat them may as well join them

I shot the sheriff but I didnt shoot the deputy
 
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Kyla

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Dean shot the sheriff...he had way too many details about Microgaming in his glove compartment.
 
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Steve

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No, the sheriff shot Dean. As he was responsible for the dead rat errr I mean ferret. Is anyone winning any good money? I cannot hit diddly [color=ff0000]••••[/color].

Got Three bottles of wine from a casino today. Our casino company! Adam, thanks for the booze. Maybe I will drink them all at once and figure out what happened to the damn ferret.
 

lasvegashitmob

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Steve,
He sent me three bottles of wine too but it was French stuff so naturally it went to waste but it was a nice touch from www.thecasinocompany.com so well done Adam and I got some comp $$$'s for my recent win there so top hold old bean super nackerty crunch
 

lasvegashitmob

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Sheesh why did I ever ask to be removed from this casinos mailing list look I could have been informed I'd won their top prize of $2
By the way this casino IS the worst place in the history of casinos even worse than first live

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lasvegashitmob

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In fact they are that crap I just noticed they have banner ads on their website and advertise microgaming casinos --thats nice they both compliment each other so perfectly


Ps what is the url for AiB I have heard they have a good reputation and I would really like to try them out??
 
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Kyla

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Steve, that damn ferret tracked down the fed ex guy and intercepted the delivery. He gathered his little body parts up, pieced himself together, and is about 3 blocks away from your home lapping up a 6-pack of Budweiser. He appears to have a big grin on his whiskery face as he doesn't have to settle for any of that cheap wine. He is hiding behind some car that has a dead guy behind the wheel...kinda looks like a sheriff...no wait, maybe its Dean. Hard to tell, same style ya know...tight shirt with buttons popping open...two little pockets stuffed with cigars..undetermined who the dead guy is. And heck yeah, I won big yesterday...actually hit a FOUR OF A KIND on joker poker. Now that will get me on the Hall of Fame in Las Vegas! I could average more per hour working at Taco Bell than this online gambling thing. Same odds as Vegas...give me a break!!! I am going to follow HITMOB to AIB as soon as he gets the url. I have a good feeling about that one! Good Luck you guys, WIN BIG!!!
 

lasvegashitmob

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Oy Kyla the wine wasnt cheap but alas it was French who are an unwashed nation of people and would have eaten that ferret RAW with no hesitation

AiB have real cool tournaments apparently will some-one give me the url
 
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FERRETFARMER

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NEED A TAX DEDUCTION? TIRED OF BEING RIPPED OFF BY THOSE ONLINE CASINOS? WE HAVE THE SOLUTION!!
STOP IN TODAY AND PICK UP YOUR VERY OWN HIGH-QUALITY, WELL-TRAINED FERRET! SAVE THOUSANDS ON TAXES AND EVEN MORE ON INTERNET GAMBLING! HURRY IN...SALE ENDS FEB 3RD!!
Please read the disclaimer.

you cannot take the ferret home before you purchase a total of 12 more. the purchases must be completed before the 24th hour of the 5th day from the week following your first visit. potty training is extra and you will be charged an extra $60.00 for this service.

THANKS FOR COMING, YOU SUCKER...OOPS, I MEAN THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE AND VISITING OUR FARM! COME AGAIN SOON!
 
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Kyla

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eating RAW ferrets!!! {spitting out my coke in disgust}
I heard AiB has great promo giveaways for their regulars too...HA! lets hurry over there!!
 
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Kyla

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Okay, seriously...this online video poker is fetchin retarded. What's the deal? You have to play roulette to have a any hope of winning? Jeez...I hate roulette. Can't anyone program a FAIR video poker game?? How hard can it be...this means they need to hit like 4 Aces every now and again, and show a joker on jokerpoker, you know, like every 30th hand or so..for a whoppin 3 of a kind. What do I do for a living? I launder money...yeah, I go pick it up in Nevada (as in, WIN it), bring it back, wash it all up, slide it through the little dollar slots in my computer...and presto...off to vegasoddscasino.com or trustmecasino.com. How stupid is this addiction?? Oh well, where else can you find such pleasant company as Steve & wife (who actually wins at this????jeez!) and Bryan and little ferrets, and of course...last, but not least..the infamous HITMOB! Why don't one of you boys buy a damn site and a programmer who is somewhat educated, and restore some credibility to this online thing, they label as gambling here. This isn't gambling....there is NO RISK...it's simple...you lose!! And send back my damn ferret...I have some charges that need to be reversed again. This cold foggy weather is making me just a little pissy...heehee
 

lasvegashitmob

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Kyla
its true dirty smelly group of people the French they admit it themselves

the thing I cant understand with AiB is their patrons (customers) appear to want to have some right to have a bonus and when not given one they continue to play there then they winge like a donkey on heat that the casino games are rigged the solution I would have thought was simple dont play there, as Deansworld has proved to me beyond any doubt he is a chicken sh1t I wouldnt play with my money in any of his casinos' again ever, he met more than his match here and was strongly advised by his peers not to post here again as everytime he posted a post he put his foot in it, the man is a fool as well as a [color=ff0000]••••[/color] and if he cant control a casino or casinos which to quote him "we wrote the software for" he wouldnt even admit it doesnt play correctly, what hope is there ?? end of story

ps I still fancy playing at AiB
 

lasvegashitmob

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Kyla,
funny you say that I have been approached by a software company who are looking to write a casino/sportsbook from scratch they came to me as to quote them "you are a renowned gob-shite who if we manage to please you we will have I'm sure developed the perfect casino software" which to say the least impressed the [color=ff0000]••••[/color] out of me due to their bluntness!! Its all about odds etc so as I know diddly squat about video-poker (they were more interested in my odds make-up ability re sportsbooks) can someone here list the best paying payout table for vp and whilst youre at it list the best payout tables for all other casino games different types of Black-jack etc, as I will let you into a little secret --the best taking casinos on the net are the ones with the highest payout % why simple you are getting value for money OK you will lose sometimes but you will have had a good run for your money and Kyla as you have noticed if you tweek the odds lower any player soon gets to know just by playing and realising "something isnt right"--any way get posting your payout tables
 
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razl

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LVMH, so you fancy playing at AIB, do you? Here is the URL:
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And as you said, if you don't like it, you can always leave.
 

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