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an old farmers advice.

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by kauphy, May 1, 2010.

    May 1, 2010
  1. kauphy

    kauphy Meister Member

    and everyone you meet!

    An Old Farmer's Advice:

    * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.. *

    *Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*

    *Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*

    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*

    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*

    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*

    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.*

    * Every path has a few puddles.*

    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*

    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*

    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.*

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*

    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*

    * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none..*

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.*

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*

    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*

    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches
    you from the mirror every mornin'.*

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.*

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.*

    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.*

    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
    else's dog around.*

    * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
    *Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.*
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
    he'll just kill you..

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