- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
An Irish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the
neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on,
baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
up and down and squealed....'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each
of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and
quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the
neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on,
baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
up and down and squealed....'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each
of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and
quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
