Poll Advent Tournament 'Jingle all the way' - Your Fav Xmas song?

What is your Fav' Jingle All the Way'?

  • 12 days of Christmas

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Jingle Bells Batman smells

    Votes: 8 36.4%
  • Frosty the snowman

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • Dust and smoke (Jingle bells)

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .

MeisterMedia

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These are the list of Candidates for the Jingle All the Way Contest (Compose your own Christmas Carol. Use any traditional Christmas song, changing the lyrics relating to CM, slots or anything gaming related.)

Please pick one.


1) '12 days of Christmas'

On the first day of Christmas
CM forum gave to me:
Bryan in a Christmas hat!

On the second day of Christmas
CM forum gave to me:

2 remarkable threads from Harry

and Bryan in a Christmas hat!

On the third day of Christmas
CM forum gave to me:

3 worthwhile freebies

2 remarkable threads from Harry

and Bryan in a Christmas hat!

Etc etc etc until

On the twelfth day of Christmas
CM forum gave to me:

12 + successful PAB’s

11 screenshot wins by Nikan

10 nice members helping

9 Meister meetings

8 useless sign up offers

7 inbox messages

6 trips to Malta

5 Exclusive CM comps

4 Newbies moaning

3 worthwhile freebies

2 remarkable threads from Harry

and Bryan in a Christmas hat!​

2) Jingle Bells Batman smells:

Jingle Bells
Dun's cat smells
Daz just cursed a game
Bonanza gave a 2 x - lame!
Review don't get no 'A'
3) Frosty the snowman:

CM the forum,
Full of jolly happy souls,
With its fairplay goals and its gambling prose
And a staff made up of pros

CM the forum
Where its members laugh and play
And were they surpirsed when
Before their eyes
A new game came that day

There must have been some magic
In the free spins that they found
For when they placed a low roll bet
Coins began to dance around

CM the forum
Was alive as it could be
And the members say
That they played and played
With a post for all to see

CM the forum
Knew the streak was hot that day
So they said let's run
And bank our fun
Now before it drains away

So off to the withdraw
With a balance from their wins
Posting here and there all without a care
Sharing with a smile and grin

They then went down to pubs in town
Right by the traffic cop
But they only paused a moment when
They heard him holler stop

CM for the forum
Had to hurry on their way
But they waved goodbye
Saying dont you cry
I'll be back to play some day

Tappety-tap-tap
Tappety-tap-tap
See the members spin
Tappety-tap-tap
Tappety-tap-tap
Watch the members win
4)All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth:

The game just stops and stares at me
Letter D is gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame
for this catastrophe
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as can be

All I want for Christmas
is the letter D
Bonanza D
See my lack of D

Gee, if I could only
have my letter D
Then I could wish me,
"Merry Christmas"

It seems so long since I could say
"Here's my winning X times multiplier!"
Gosh, oh gee, how happy to know
the game aint no stinking liar

All I want for Christmas is my letter D
Bonanza D
Where's my letter D
Gee, if I could only have my letter D
Then I could wish me,
"Merry Christmas"
5)Dust and smoke (Jingle bells)

Dust and smoke, balance’s gone, deposit blew away.
I go to CM promotions thread and then I start to pray-ay.
New slot is up, potential good, the RTP’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to find the “D” that will pay.

Jammin Jars looks good.
Vikings come to slay.
I go to screenshots thread,
thinking “no way”.
Huge wins I see,
making spirits bright.
What fun it is to play and see,
the wins have gone buy buy.

Dust and smoke, balance’s gone, deposit blew away.
I go to CM promotions thread and then I start to pray-ay.
New slot is up, potential good, the RTP’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to find the “D” that will pay.

I’m looking for a clone,
something Megaway.
At least with them I know,
the feature will pay.
I gamble all the spins,
all the bonus buys.
Millionaire bonus 50 spins
and it paid less than 5

Dust and smoke, balance’s gone, deposit blew away.
I go to CM promotions thread and then I start to pray-ay.
New slot is up, potential good, the RTP’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to find the “D” that will pay.

Oh, dust and smoke, balance’s gone, deposit blew away.
I go to CM promotions thread and then I start to pray-ay.
New slot is up, potential good, the RTP’s okay.
Oh, what fun it is to find the “D” that will pay.
6)Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

You know Borgie and Geordie and TranceM
and Trilej,
Chopley and KK and
Chuchu and jetset
But do you recall
The most famous member of all?

Vortran, the CM mod-cop
had a very shiny arse
and if you ever saw it
you could even hear it parse.

All of the other members
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Vortran
play in any member games.

Then one glitchy Christmas eve
Bryan came to say:
"Vortran with your arse so bright,
won't you guard my site tonight?"

Then all the members loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Vortran the tin-arsed mod-cop,
you'll go down in historyyyyyyyy!
(until you skynet our asses out and existence and rule the worllllllllld)​
 

JGslots

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That’s so funny :D must have taken you ages! Got to be the 12 Days of Christmas.

Rob :)
 

dunover

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Good stuff but I PROTEST!

My original 'Twelve Days Of Christmas' was far classier! I want a recount! :what:

On the first day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
A bonus fucking guarantee.

On the second day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the third day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones
And a bonus fucking guarantee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My casino sent to me:
Twelve fake streamers streaming,
Eleven affiliates spamming,
Ten free spins a fleecing,
Nine lines of nothing,
Eight bonuses a busting,
Seven slots a teasing,
Six games a crashing,
Five broken laptops,
Four pending periods,
Three Bonanza scatters,
Two Netent clones,
And a bonus fucking guarantee.
 

robby811

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Even with a double negative in it. Tut!
WD my little Dino x

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KasinoKing

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Only just seen this thread today - and the poll's already closed :mad:
(Where was it hiding???)
I probably would have voted for "Frosty" - trust me to back a loser! :rolleyes:

Anyways - tomorrow is my Karaoke night (yes - honestly!) - anyone dare me to sing one of these songs in a crowded pub? :p
(I use the term "sing" very loosely...)

KK
 

robby811

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Location
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Only just seen this thread today - and the poll's already closed :mad:
I probably would have voted for "Frosty" - trust me to back a loser! :rolleyes:

Anyways - tomorrow is my Karaoke night (yes - honestly!) - anyone dare me to sing one of these songs in a crowded pub? :p
(I use the term "sing" very loosely...)

KK

Could you please make a Video to entertain us with your Karaoke skills :p:p:p
 

MeisterMedia

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Only just seen this thread today - and the poll's already closed :mad:
(Where was it hiding???)
I probably would have voted for "Frosty" - trust me to back a loser! :rolleyes:

Anyways - tomorrow is my Karaoke night (yes - honestly!) - anyone dare me to sing one of these songs in a crowded pub? :p
(I use the term "sing" very loosely...)

KK
Hey KK, that's a "secret" next week we're going to add a Contest related to Funny Xmas Vids recorded by yourself... shhhh... :p
 
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