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Absolute Poker Broke my Heart

Discussion in 'Casinomeister's Poker Room' started by lots0, Aug 2, 2008.

    Aug 2, 2008
  1. lots0

    lots0 Banned User - troll posts - flaming

    I do nothing productive
    Hell on Earth
    I received this email from Absolute Poker today.
    I thought I would share the humor with you all.
    I hope you get as big a laugh from this email as I did... :)

    Dear LOTS0,

    FAME's details, terms and conditions state that, in order to maintain your status as a SILVER player, you must accumulate 50 Status Points per month. Unfortunately, you did not meet the requirement to preserve your FAME! Hence, you will lose those benefits special for SILVER players.

    Due to the tier you achieved last month, you have been allocated to BRONZE status.

    We know fame can be a fleeting lover. The good part is, here at Absolute Poker, you never fall from grace. If you accumulate enough Status Points to recover your previous level, we'll acknowledge you once again as a SILVER player.

    Feel free to hit our tables in order to recover your previous level!

    If there is anything else we can help you with, please let us know. We are here for you!


    Team Absolute ~ Customer Support
    "To Continue to be the Best and Most Trusted"
    This email is not visible to you.
  2. Aug 2, 2008
  3. bb28

    bb28 Meister Member

    Customer Service
    Best and most trusted uh! That is hilarious and the best laugh I've had all day!
  4. Aug 2, 2008
  5. zebedy

    zebedy No!!!! Im Spartacus MM webmeister

    brain stergeon
    Up a Tree

    with whats been happening ay UB they have some guts to even post that in an email
  6. Aug 12, 2008
  7. jolub

    jolub Experienced Member

    Michigan, USA
    Like who cares?

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