A Very Touching Month

[dionysus]

what, I don't make these things up, lol.

Happy um....well, time to make yourself happy



From wiki:
National Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day, is an annual event celebrated on May 7, to protect the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was observed May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer, Good Vibrations, declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students; she was terminated on December 9, 1994.

International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month.

 

[shewoff]

dionysus I don't know where you come up with some of these thing's? But very very funny stuff.:notworthy:notworthy Peace Out! Out Of The Mist!shewoff

 

[mina1929]

I just had to read this thread didn't I pmsl

I thought it was something important

 

[Jono777]

None regulars would think they'd 'cum' to the wrong forum with threads like this one pmsl

 

[dunover]

My love life's all in hand so no worries there - I'll adhere to the terms. Did they have Man. Utd. fans in mind when thinking that day up?

Don't worry, there won't be any 'tugging the slug' or 'jerkin' the gherkin' videos....

 

[Tirilej]

None regulars would think they'd 'cum' to the wrong forum with threads like this one pmsl

Considering how you all behaved in the two threads about Pornhub Casino, I'll be surprised if this thread wouldn't get a lot of attention too
The none regulars will either be scared or feel like they found a home.

You are a bunch of crazy but nice people

 

[goatwack]

Sounds like a load of wank to me.

I could be wrong of course.

Perhaps we should have a 'mass- debate' on this before it comes to a head.

It's jizz not good enough!

 

[geordiecolin]

Bill Clinton fired a surgeon for daring to suggest that having masturbation on the curriculum would be a good thing? He who taught Monika Lewinski how to warble "shoowaddy waddy" repeatedly while on all fours?
And that was not lipstick on her Cigar

 

[goatwack]

Well at least all the tossers out there have a reason to come together.

Bit like Soggy Biscuit

 

[Adriana B]

I really hope you get a win soon Dionysus! Not gambling has left your mind to wander off to weird places.

 

[Jono777]

Hey us blokes can multi-task contrary to popular belief.

My mind is always in the gutter (well almost) regardless of how many wilds or scatters aren't on my screen

 

[Steviedoo]

you guys.....crazy bunch....

 

[Tirilej]

you guys.....crazy bunch....

That comment had to come from a girl...and you are one
I had no idea

 

[dunover]

That comment had to come from a girl...and you are one
I had no idea

OK, remembering my limited Svensk I have learned at CM, would it be called 'Pulla Dag' in Sweden?

 

[Tirilej]

OK, remembering my limited Svensk I have learned at CM, would it be called 'Pulla Dag' in Sweden?

I guess you're referring to the day so it would be Masturbationsdagen.
Almost the same

 

[goatwack]

See how masturbation transcends language and nationalities? It is a beautiful thing, the unified harmonies of people fapping away to their heart's content!

I will most certainly mark this day in my Ashlynn Brooke calendar for next year (I just re-use it)

Assuming I can 'un-bind' the pages past December, ahem

 

[Jono777]

Another thought I just had...

If I decide to settle in my private environment and 'partake' in this masturbation day each time I would usually make a £20 deposit this week as an alternative, I would be saving erm, twenty quid.

Big difference is I will be guaranteed of 'Hitting Big' every time

Yup I'm bored and reaching.....

 

[goatwack]

Another thought I just had...

If I decide to settle in my private environment and 'partake' in this masturbation day each time I would usually make a £20 deposit this week as an alternative, I would be saving erm, twenty quid.

Big difference is I will be guaranteed of 'Hitting Big' every time

Yup I'm bored and reaching.....

......around?


And in reference to your first point - I have to wait a few more days 'till payday. So I guess blindness awaits me

 

[Casinomeister]

Here's a handy list for both genders:

Answer The Bone-A-Phone
Couch Hockey For One
Buck The Slobbering Donkey
Drown The Man In The Boat
Double Clicking The Mouse
Fanning The Fur
Squeeze The Peach
Parting The Red Sea
Tugging At The Vertical Smile
Paddling The Pink Canoe
Wax The Dolphin
Teasing The Tuna Taco
Polishing The Peal

 

[dionysus]

uh-oh, I foresee three pages of terms as we encounter ones from around the world lol.

I had thought long and hard (shup!) before posting, then realized, it's 2016, we're all adults, it's healthy, normal and natural and it says something about how far society has come that a lot of stigmas and taboos have gone to the wayside.

Like mentioned, I didn't invent the op, lol, it's a 'thing'.

 

[dunover]

Here's a handy list for both genders:

Answer The Bone-A-Phone
Couch Hockey For One
Buck The Slobbering Donkey
Drown The Man In The Boat
Double Clicking The Mouse
Fanning The Fur
Squeeze The Peach
Parting The Red Sea
Tugging At The Vertical Smile
Paddling The Pink Canoe
Wax The Dolphin
Teasing The Tuna Taco
Polishing The Peal

Skinning the bugle
flogging the log
meeting Auntie Palm and her 5 lovely daughters
bashing the bishop
a swift one off the wrist
siphon the python

God it's like being 13 again...

 

[dionysus]

oh, since it was on my facebook wall anyway...

 

[goatwack]

Gilding the lily

Battery testing

Clubbing the clam

Muffin buffin’

Opening the ham wallet

Visiting the finger vault

Buffing the Banana

Dishonorable Discharge

Five Against One

.....there's just too many

 

[Nicola]

These kinda threads always make me laugh

 

[weesie]

Absolutely priceless thread!