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A Very Touching Month

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by dionysus, May 3, 2016.

    May 3, 2016
  1. dionysus

    dionysus can turn wine into water CAG MM

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    Location:
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    what, I don't make these things up, lol.

    Happy um....well, time to make yourself happy :p

    A Very Touching Month: mm.png,May 3, 2016

    From wiki:
    National Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day, is an annual event celebrated on May 7, to protect the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was observed May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer, Good Vibrations, declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students; she was terminated on December 9, 1994.

    International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month.
     
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  2. May 3, 2016
  3. shewoff

    shewoff Senior Member webby mm1

    Occupation:
    retired
    Location:
    northeast
    :lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup:
    dionysus I don't know where you come up with some of these thing's? But very very funny stuff.:notworthy:notworthy Peace Out! Out Of The Mist!shewoff
     

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  4. May 3, 2016
  5. mina1929

    mina1929 Senior Member

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    World
    I just had to read this thread didn't I pmsl

    I thought it was something important :lolup:
     
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  6. May 3, 2016
  7. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    None regulars would think they'd 'cum' to the wrong forum with threads like this one pmsl :p
     
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  8. May 3, 2016
  9. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    My love life's all in hand so no worries there - I'll adhere to the terms. Did they have Man. Utd. fans in mind when thinking that day up?

    Don't worry, there won't be any 'tugging the slug' or 'jerkin' the gherkin' videos....
     
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  10. May 3, 2016
  11. Tirilej

    Tirilej Still a Lady CAG

    Occupation:
    Breathing
    Location:
    Sweden
    Considering how you all behaved in the two threads about Pornhub Casino, I'll be surprised if this thread wouldn't get a lot of attention too:p
    The none regulars will either be scared or feel like they found a home.

    You are a bunch of crazy but nice people:thumbsup:
     
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  12. May 3, 2016
  13. goatwack

    goatwack bombastic monk CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Sounds like a load of wank to me.

    I could be wrong of course.

    Perhaps we should have a 'mass- debate' on this before it comes to a head.

    It's jizz not good enough!
     
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  14. May 3, 2016
  15. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Senior Member CAG PABnononaccred mm4

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    Bill Clinton fired a surgeon for daring to suggest that having masturbation on the curriculum would be a good thing? He who taught Monika Lewinski how to warble "shoowaddy waddy" repeatedly while on all fours?
    And that was not lipstick on her Cigar :what:
     
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  16. May 3, 2016
  17. goatwack

    goatwack bombastic monk CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Well at least all the tossers out there have a reason to come together.

    Bit like Soggy Biscuit :eek2:
     
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  18. May 3, 2016
  19. barbara12

    barbara12 Senior Member

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    Retired
    Location:
    Canada
    I really hope you get a win soon Dionysus! Not gambling has left your mind to wander off to weird places.
     
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  20. May 3, 2016
  21. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    Self- Employeed
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    Wolverhampton
    Hey us blokes can multi-task contrary to popular belief.

    My mind is always in the gutter (well almost) regardless of how many wilds or scatters aren't on my screen :eek:
     
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  22. May 3, 2016
  23. Steviedoo

    Steviedoo Senior Member

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    you guys.....crazy bunch....
     
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  24. May 3, 2016
  25. Tirilej

    Tirilej Still a Lady CAG

    Occupation:
    Breathing
    Location:
    Sweden
    That comment had to come from a girl...and you are one:eek2:
    I had no idea:thumbsup:
     
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  26. May 3, 2016
  27. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    OK, remembering my limited Svensk I have learned at CM, would it be called 'Pulla Dag' in Sweden?:D
     
  28. May 3, 2016
  29. Tirilej

    Tirilej Still a Lady CAG

    Occupation:
    Breathing
    Location:
    Sweden
    I guess you're referring to the day so it would be Masturbationsdagen.
    Almost the same:thumbsup:
     
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  30. May 3, 2016
  31. goatwack

    goatwack bombastic monk CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    See how masturbation transcends language and nationalities? It is a beautiful thing, the unified harmonies of people fapping away to their heart's content!

    I will most certainly mark this day in my Ashlynn Brooke calendar for next year (I just re-use it)

    Assuming I can 'un-bind' the pages past December, ahem :eek:
     
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  32. May 3, 2016
  33. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Another thought I just had...

    If I decide to settle in my private environment and 'partake' in this masturbation day each time I would usually make a £20 deposit this week as an alternative, I would be saving erm, twenty quid.

    Big difference is I will be guaranteed of 'Hitting Big' every time :rolleyes:

    Yup I'm bored and reaching.....
     
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  34. May 3, 2016
  35. goatwack

    goatwack bombastic monk CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    ......around?


    And in reference to your first point - I have to wait a few more days 'till payday. So I guess blindness awaits me :(
     
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  36. May 3, 2016
  37. Casinomeister

    Casinomeister Forum Cheermeister Staff Member

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    Homemaker
    Location:
    Bierland
    Here's a handy list for both genders:

    Answer The Bone-A-Phone
    Couch Hockey For One
    Buck The Slobbering Donkey
    Drown The Man In The Boat
    Double Clicking The Mouse
    Fanning The Fur
    Squeeze The Peach
    Parting The Red Sea
    Tugging At The Vertical Smile
    Paddling The Pink Canoe
    Wax The Dolphin
    Teasing The Tuna Taco
    Polishing The Peal
     
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  38. May 3, 2016
  39. dionysus

    dionysus can turn wine into water CAG MM

    Occupation:
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    Location:
    I'm a Canucklehead
    uh-oh, I foresee three pages of terms as we encounter ones from around the world lol.

    I had thought long and hard (shup!) before posting, then realized, it's 2016, we're all adults, it's healthy, normal and natural and it says something about how far society has come that a lot of stigmas and taboos have gone to the wayside.

    Like mentioned, I didn't invent the op, lol, it's a 'thing'.
     

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