weesie
Ueber Meister
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2010
- Location
- Old bag lady with a laptop
The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
Identify their corporate sponsors."
"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green, Then he turns yellow And then he's rotten."
The latest survey shows that Three out of four people make Up 75% of the population
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge To produce reproductive organs.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers Give the rest a bad name.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
Money isn't everything, But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL
When blondes have more fun,do they know it?
A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party
The original point and click interface Was a Smith & Wesson.
We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"
You are not drunk If you can lie on the floor Without holding on.
It's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame.
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
Identify their corporate sponsors."
"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green, Then he turns yellow And then he's rotten."
The latest survey shows that Three out of four people make Up 75% of the population
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge To produce reproductive organs.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers Give the rest a bad name.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill something.
Money isn't everything, But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL
When blondes have more fun,do they know it?
A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party
The original point and click interface Was a Smith & Wesson.
We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"
You are not drunk If you can lie on the floor Without holding on.
It's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame.