1,000 Posts! My work on Earth is finished!

tim5ny

Non-Gambler
Joined
Jun 8, 2003
That's right folks! 1000 posts, and most of them trash. To celebrate this monumental event, I'll be in Vegas for a book-signing at the Mirage later on in the month. If you haven't read my book yet, it's called "How to be an Asshole 1000 times without getting Murdered!" Those of you who know me are aware of the hardships and countless struggles I've managed to endure in my quest for the "Kilo" ! In an interview with Fox News just last week, I was asked the one question that so many of you have pondered in the past I'm sure... " "Timothy!... through all of the hardships and the forces coming against you during your struggle, it looks like you'll soon be hitting that 1000th post at Casinomeister's forum. What keeps you going considering many others have given up and died long before attaining this level of posting ?" As the reporter waited for my reply with baited breath.. I simply replied " I just kept playing the slots! Everytime a bonus round came in I knew I would be good for at least three more posts. I never gave up! I have to give some credit to the Golden Goose for egging me on when I wanted to give up, but overall I'd have to say that most of my determination and fortitude came from Thor and his pet rams which were three of the rarest rams found on the planet... the elusive Purple Ram."
To those of you who are ready to snap your keyboard in half and call it quits, just know that you're not alone! You may have to be ridiculed and scorned by unhappy gamblers who've just lost their paychecks... you may be banned from the forum for a week or so for calling someone a fat f*cking bitch, which I can regretfully lay claim to, you may even get a pm or two by someone telling you how much they hate you, but keep your eye on the prize! Never give up! Good Luck to all my fellow Warriors out there! :thumbsup:
 

Pinababy69

RIP Lisa
Joined
Oct 15, 2004
Location
Toronto, Ontario - Canada
Tim......you crack me up. And you are so full of shit I'm surprised your eyes aren't brown, lol. Congratulations on your milestone. :D

I'm not that far behind. :)

Edited to add that you're lucky Simmo wasn't around with that ban button. Wouldn't that have been a bitch to type all that, and then hit the post button only to find out you've been banned (again)?
 

paul1

Dormant account
Joined
Nov 19, 2002
tim5ny said:
That's right folks! 1000 posts, and most of them trash. To celebrate this monumental event, I'll be in Vegas for a book-signing at the Mirage later on in the month.


I'm sorry Tim. Per our Terms and Conditions, some of your posts were done in excluded threads and do not count towards the posting requirements. Your original post will be returned to you, and your account locked.

We apologize for the inconvenience.
 

Mousey

Ueber Meister Mouse
Joined
Sep 12, 2004
Location
Up$hitCreek
FOFLMAO!! :lolup:

You guys are cracking me up....
 

Let_It_Ride

Non-Gambler
Joined
Feb 21, 2006
Location
europe
I luv the small print

paul1 said:
I'm sorry Tim. Per our Terms and Conditions, some of your posts were done in excluded threads and do not count towards the posting requirements. Your original post will be returned to you, and your account locked.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

the other T&C, in order to benefit from your 1000 posts you are still required to meet our WR, which are x5 according to our records you still need to post 4956 posts.

also please do not forget to send us your left thumb to prove you are who you say you are, please note it has to be the original as we do not take copies.
 

tim5ny

Non-Gambler
Joined
Jun 8, 2003
KasinoKing said:
:lolup: :notworthy
Congratulations Timmy - here's to the next 1000.... :thumbsup:

Thanks KK and everyone! It's nice to be a part of such a great crowd. I had to execute several stealthy reconisense missions behind enemy lines to study Simmo!'s tactics to make sure I could slide #1000 in unawares. In spite of his advanced training in the elite forces sector of the British regime, I knew I could eventually spot his weakness. Too bad I didn't read the fine print in Meister's T&C's ! Now I must continue posting at an incredible rate to meet the WR. Good luck!
 

managra

Dormant account
Joined
Jan 23, 2006
Location
USA
Paul1, great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh!

spearmaster said:
After you meet the PR, make sure to submit a copy of your ID and a utility bill in German. :thumbsup:

This just makes me wonder. Let's say a player in China gets a request from a casino in Belize to submit ID doc before processing his payment. He sends a copy of his utility bill, which is in Chinese, of course. How does the casino know it's his utility bill and not something made up in Photoshop and instead of it is listing the utility consumption of the last two months it says "you fat casino pigs, go f... yourselves"?
 

spearmaster

RIP Ted
Joined
Jan 12, 2001
Location
Heaven
managra said:
Paul1, great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh!

This just makes me wonder. Let's say a player in China gets a request from a casino in Belize to submit ID doc before processing his payment. He sends a copy of his utility bill, which is in Chinese, of course. How does the casino know it's his utility bill and not something made up in Photoshop and instead of it is listing the utility consumption of the last two months it says "you fat casino pigs, go f... yourselves"?

Funny you should mention that... this is of course entirely possible, though I doubt they would mark up something like that...

We just had elections in Thailand. The opposition boycotted the elections, so the basic campaign was to ask people to mark the "no vote" box on their ballots to protest.

A good percentage - probably 42% - of ballots came back marked "no vote".

An amazing number of ballots were also spoiled - and thus could not be counted.

The reason why these ballots were spoiled?

People wrote all sorts of nasty things that your mother would wash your mouth with soap for. All of these were by people who knew fully well that they would be spoiling their ballot, but they figured that this opportunity to vent their anger against the prime minister was worth more than marking the "no vote" box!

Counting all the spoiled ballots and the "no vote" ballots - they totalled 50.1%...

Anyhow, that's kind of off topic - other than the fact that people DO strange things sometimes... so your scenario is entirely plausible LOL.

Anyhow - back on topic - since Meister is in Germany, it only stands to reason that Tim be required to prove his identity in German :) He should consider himself lucky that he wasn't required to wear lederhosen while writing each and every one of his posts... :D
 

gfkostas

Ex-Bonus Whore
Joined
Sep 3, 2003
Location
London
Tim5ny

Your work on earth is finished. Rest well in heaven with the man upstairs

Amen
 
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tim5ny

Non-Gambler
Joined
Jun 8, 2003
gfkostas said:
Tim4ny

Your work on earth is finished. Rest well in heaven with the man upstairs

Amen

WHEW!!!!!!!! for a minute I thought I was dead until I realized you were talking to Tim4ny instead of me.
 

Pinababy69

RIP Lisa
Joined
Oct 15, 2004
Location
Toronto, Ontario - Canada
tim5ny said:
WHEW!!!!!!!! for a minute I thought I was dead until I realized you were talking to Tim4ny instead of me.

:lolup:

Long lost cousin maybe? Too funny.
 
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