That's right folks! 1000 posts, and most of them trash. To celebrate this monumental event, I'll be in Vegas for a book-signing at the Mirage later on in the month. If you haven't read my book yet, it's called "How to be an Asshole 1000 times without getting Murdered!" Those of you who know me are aware of the hardships and countless struggles I've managed to endure in my quest for the "Kilo" ! In an interview with Fox News just last week, I was asked the one question that so many of you have pondered in the past I'm sure... " "Timothy!... through all of the hardships and the forces coming against you during your struggle, it looks like you'll soon be hitting that 1000th post at Casinomeister's forum. What keeps you going considering many others have given up and died long before attaining this level of posting ?" As the reporter waited for my reply with baited breath.. I simply replied " I just kept playing the slots! Everytime a bonus round came in I knew I would be good for at least three more posts. I never gave up! I have to give some credit to the Golden Goose for egging me on when I wanted to give up, but overall I'd have to say that most of my determination and fortitude came from Thor and his pet rams which were three of the rarest rams found on the planet... the elusive Purple Ram."
To those of you who are ready to snap your keyboard in half and call it quits, just know that you're not alone! You may have to be ridiculed and scorned by unhappy gamblers who've just lost their paychecks... you may be banned from the forum for a week or so for calling someone a fat f*cking bitch, which I can regretfully lay claim to, you may even get a pm or two by someone telling you how much they hate you, but keep your eye on the prize! Never give up! Good Luck to all my fellow Warriors out there!
To those of you who are ready to snap your keyboard in half and call it quits, just know that you're not alone! You may have to be ridiculed and scorned by unhappy gamblers who've just lost their paychecks... you may be banned from the forum for a week or so for calling someone a fat f*cking bitch, which I can regretfully lay claim to, you may even get a pm or two by someone telling you how much they hate you, but keep your eye on the prize! Never give up! Good Luck to all my fellow Warriors out there!
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