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1,000 Posts! My work on Earth is finished!

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by tim5ny, Apr 4, 2006.

    Apr 4, 2006
  1. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    That's right folks! 1000 posts, and most of them trash. To celebrate this monumental event, I'll be in Vegas for a book-signing at the Mirage later on in the month. If you haven't read my book yet, it's called "How to be an Asshole 1000 times without getting Murdered!" Those of you who know me are aware of the hardships and countless struggles I've managed to endure in my quest for the "Kilo" ! In an interview with Fox News just last week, I was asked the one question that so many of you have pondered in the past I'm sure... " "Timothy!... through all of the hardships and the forces coming against you during your struggle, it looks like you'll soon be hitting that 1000th post at Casinomeister's forum. What keeps you going considering many others have given up and died long before attaining this level of posting ?" As the reporter waited for my reply with baited breath.. I simply replied " I just kept playing the slots! Everytime a bonus round came in I knew I would be good for at least three more posts. I never gave up! I have to give some credit to the Golden Goose for egging me on when I wanted to give up, but overall I'd have to say that most of my determination and fortitude came from Thor and his pet rams which were three of the rarest rams found on the planet... the elusive Purple Ram."
    To those of you who are ready to snap your keyboard in half and call it quits, just know that you're not alone! You may have to be ridiculed and scorned by unhappy gamblers who've just lost their paychecks... you may be banned from the forum for a week or so for calling someone a fat f*cking bitch, which I can regretfully lay claim to, you may even get a pm or two by someone telling you how much they hate you, but keep your eye on the prize! Never give up! Good Luck to all my fellow Warriors out there! :thumbsup:
     
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  2. Apr 4, 2006
  3. Pinababy69

    Pinababy69 RIP Lisa

    Occupation:
    Crusader
    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario - Canada
    Tim......you crack me up. And you are so full of shit I'm surprised your eyes aren't brown, lol. Congratulations on your milestone. :D

    I'm not that far behind. :)

    Edited to add that you're lucky Simmo wasn't around with that ban button. Wouldn't that have been a bitch to type all that, and then hit the post button only to find out you've been banned (again)?
     
  4. Apr 4, 2006
  5. jonevegas

    jonevegas Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Compulsive Gambler
    Location:
    Gods Country Canada
    Haha. There only 830 left.
     
  6. Apr 4, 2006
  7. liquidsoap

    liquidsoap Dormant account

    Occupation:
    my self
    Location:
    home
    I still am miles away from 1000 :rolleyes:
     
  8. Apr 4, 2006
  9. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    Nevertheless! the quality of your posts is equal to 10,000 mindless entries the likes of mine! ;)
     
  10. Apr 4, 2006
  11. jonevegas

    jonevegas Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Compulsive Gambler
    Location:
    Gods Country Canada

    I concur. 829 woohoo!!
     
  12. Apr 4, 2006
  13. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    :lolup: :notworthy
    Congratulations Timmy - here's to the next 1000.... :thumbsup:
     
  14. Apr 4, 2006
  15. spearmaster

    spearmaster RIP Ted

    Occupation:
    Devil's Advocate
    Location:
    Heaven
    Tim -

    Lucky for you Simmo is still asleep... and I only just woke up :)

    Congrats!
     
  16. Apr 4, 2006
  17. Simmo!

    Simmo! Moderator

    Occupation:
    Web Dev.
    Location:
    England
    Bollocks
     
  18. Apr 4, 2006
  19. kimss

    kimss Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Software developer
    Location:
    Norway
    Here's for your free 1K!

    Funny post man, great imagination and humour!
     
  20. Apr 4, 2006
  21. paul1

    paul1 Dormant account


    I'm sorry Tim. Per our Terms and Conditions, some of your posts were done in excluded threads and do not count towards the posting requirements. Your original post will be returned to you, and your account locked.

    We apologize for the inconvenience.
     
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  22. Apr 4, 2006
  23. kimss

    kimss Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Software developer
    Location:
    Norway
    Haha Paul1! Good one!
     
  24. Apr 4, 2006
  25. rowmare

    rowmare Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Webmeister and mom.
    Location:
    Vancouver Island
    LMAO!! Thanks for the laughs, tim5ny and Paul1! :lolup:
     
  26. Apr 4, 2006
  27. Mousey

    Mousey Ueber Meister Mouse CAG

    Occupation:
    Pencil Pusher
    Location:
    Up$hitCreek
    FOFLMAO!! :lolup:

    You guys are cracking me up....
     
  28. Apr 4, 2006
  29. Let_It_Ride

    Let_It_Ride Quit Gambling

    Occupation:
    none
    Location:
    europe
    I luv the small print

    the other T&C, in order to benefit from your 1000 posts you are still required to meet our WR, which are x5 according to our records you still need to post 4956 posts.

    also please do not forget to send us your left thumb to prove you are who you say you are, please note it has to be the original as we do not take copies.
     
  30. Apr 4, 2006
  31. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    Thanks KK and everyone! It's nice to be a part of such a great crowd. I had to execute several stealthy reconisense missions behind enemy lines to study Simmo!'s tactics to make sure I could slide #1000 in unawares. In spite of his advanced training in the elite forces sector of the British regime, I knew I could eventually spot his weakness. Too bad I didn't read the fine print in Meister's T&C's ! Now I must continue posting at an incredible rate to meet the WR. Good luck!
     
  32. Apr 4, 2006
  33. spearmaster

    spearmaster RIP Ted

    Occupation:
    Devil's Advocate
    Location:
    Heaven
    After you meet the PR, make sure to submit a copy of your ID and a utility bill in German. :thumbsup:
     
  34. Apr 4, 2006
  35. managra

    managra Dormant account

    Occupation:
    finance
    Location:
    USA
    Paul1, great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh!

    This just makes me wonder. Let's say a player in China gets a request from a casino in Belize to submit ID doc before processing his payment. He sends a copy of his utility bill, which is in Chinese, of course. How does the casino know it's his utility bill and not something made up in Photoshop and instead of it is listing the utility consumption of the last two months it says "you fat casino pigs, go f... yourselves"?
     
  36. Apr 4, 2006
  37. spearmaster

    spearmaster RIP Ted

    Occupation:
    Devil's Advocate
    Location:
    Heaven
    Funny you should mention that... this is of course entirely possible, though I doubt they would mark up something like that...

    We just had elections in Thailand. The opposition boycotted the elections, so the basic campaign was to ask people to mark the "no vote" box on their ballots to protest.

    A good percentage - probably 42% - of ballots came back marked "no vote".

    An amazing number of ballots were also spoiled - and thus could not be counted.

    The reason why these ballots were spoiled?

    People wrote all sorts of nasty things that your mother would wash your mouth with soap for. All of these were by people who knew fully well that they would be spoiling their ballot, but they figured that this opportunity to vent their anger against the prime minister was worth more than marking the "no vote" box!

    Counting all the spoiled ballots and the "no vote" ballots - they totalled 50.1%...

    Anyhow, that's kind of off topic - other than the fact that people DO strange things sometimes... so your scenario is entirely plausible LOL.

    Anyhow - back on topic - since Meister is in Germany, it only stands to reason that Tim be required to prove his identity in German :) He should consider himself lucky that he wasn't required to wear lederhosen while writing each and every one of his posts... :D
     
  38. Apr 4, 2006
  39. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    Bloody hell! That means the 'Don't Knows' are now ruling Thailand!! :eek:
     

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