vinylweatherman
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She is Adorable!!! And, I've never seen you that mad...did she eat your passwords?
Everybody else goes out to the cinema, including Mum & dad, and I am left to feed cute baby.
Baby fed, but out it comes the other end
Mum & dad not due back for a couple of hours, and baby smelling like a bonus offer from Cool Cat casino, so off with the potty training pants, and the offending item was clearly visible, but not in the correct place, which so far has been a push-cart, and a ground level netball hoop.
Now the task is to find where mummy has HIDDEN ALL THE BABY STUFF, whilst at the same time ensure there is NO sitting down, scratching, climbing on sofa, etc.
Search abandoned, and baby carried at arms length to bathtub & plonked in it. Much cleaning with many aloe vera wipes, followed by bubble bath in water AT CORRECT TEMPERATURE (checked with elbow, and baby SLOWLY lowered in for those ladies agog with horror at what might have happened here!). 2006 world cup rubber duck follows, and so does jug, flannel, and a thwarted attempt at a cleaning sponge unsuitable for baby washing.
Baby played with (bubbles) and thorougly cleaned till smelling like an advert for 32Red casino, then removed. Proper diaper (nappy) added, (Pampers, as it happens), followed by yesterday's slightly soiled dress (temporary measure).
Baby returned to living room till knackered, and thence to cot with Gloworm toy & juice drink (not that she deserved it).
Mum & dad back, and were told THEY were doing washing up because I had cleaned their damn baby. They then subcontracted washing up to accompanying friend. Baby woken, and diaper application marked out of 10 (pretty good, but could have been tighter). Pyjamas applied, and returned to cot.
I SWEAR she saved a whole days worth of poop for me for the 3 hours I was in charge, because mum said none had been produced all day.
I have her the WHOLE DAY on Thursday if their plan to go to a theme park goes ahead.
Does anyone know where I can get some large corks:icon_twis
...Baby played with (bubbles) and thorougly cleaned till smelling like an advert for 32Red casino, then removed. Proper diaper (nappy) added, (Pampers, as it happens), followed by yesterday's slightly soiled dress (temporary measure).
Yep, been there and done that with my soon too! I constantly have to tell my youngest grandson to pay attention, otherwise he'd hit EVERYTHING in the bathroom except the toilet.
VMW, remember...no juice and no fruits...both make the other end really gooey and smelly. You could be mean and fill her up with cookies and juice right before her parents come to pick her up .
Hopefully, you won't have any "disasters" and you will fully ENJOY the day with her.
Good Gawd VWM, that ain't nothing! Wait till you are watching her and she gets an upset tummy and projectile vomits clear across the room, probably after having eaten a nice bright green veggie for lunch along with maybe pureed beef and grape juice or milk, and tapioca or red jello for dessert. Other than the very start, where she manages to spew all over you from head to toes, the rest hits the walls, and any and all upholstered furniture in the room! Suck it up, Fella! Be a man!