This is where you can pop in,order a beer and something to eat from the extensive menu and get things off your chest.
There is a jukebox where you can stick on any tune you wish. Tell a joke or two or get things off your chest. Anyone can be the bar staff.
Maybe there could be the odd theme night with entertainment?
Just order your drink as you enter and say hi to the bar staff
To joke or not to joke, this has the makings of a cracking thread.
I will have a pint of Carling (please) and a main meal of Rump Steak, Mushrooms, Onion Rings, Side salad and a portion of chunky chips (pretty please)
With regard to getting things off my chest I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF LOSING! (and then the moment I bust, whats the first thing I see, a winners video or screen shot from the slots I've literally just being playing!!!!!)
Theme night can be naked females night ***snip Snip snip *** whilst I'm slotting (or should that be slutting, chance would be a fine thing)
and here's my (usual) weak ass attempt at some humour...
On the way to the shops today, I trod in a huge steaming fresh dog shite, totally pissed off but not a lot I could do I wiped foot on grass and carried onto the shop.
Grabbed my smokes and made my way back home, as I turned the corner I noticed this stocky fella tread in the same pile of dog dirt.
'I've just done that mate' I shouted.
He then proceeded to give me a right 'slap' calling me a dirty bastard
Guess that Steak on the meal I ordered will come in use for my black eye!
Edit: Goaty keep the barman entertained whilst I 'strim' his fruity