On my never again play list

[Adriana B]

Hot as Hades -- the little prick comes out and smiles at you and leaves without any payouts. Ughhhh
Immortal Romance -- why do you tease me so ????
Terminator2 -- not even any foreplay
DOA -- please .... just one time give me a win!
Girls gone wild frozen -- yeah, well go to hell and warm up a bit

There are more but these are my top 5.

 

[ProbabilityZero]

So true!

My top 5 never to play again:

Immortal Romance (96,6% RTP Yeah right to MG? lol)
Immortal Rompants
ImBrutal Nochance
Destroyer of Bankbalance
I'll give you Nochance



And Avalon 2

Terminator 2 has historically been reasonably okay for me so no doubt I'll Be Back (Groan)

 

[psychogene]

Avalon 2 - Never worked for me. Have tried to like it but I just can't imagine myself winning anything on this game

Finer Reels of Life - Never gave me anything good. Seems to suck my balance dry EVERYTIME

I'm a Celebrity get me out of here! - Crap game. Looks crap too. The screen is an eyesore I'd much rather play pure platinum because I have won on that slot before. Have tried to give celebrity a go but its usually a quick bust

Starburst / Sparks / Stickers - These three 's' slots all SUCK

Heart of the Jungle - New addition. I got sucked into this one over the weekend and lost about $100 and did not even get one free spin round! Just based of that experience alone I'm not going back to this slot ever even though I know the big win potentials are there.

 

[Gina Wild]

Creature from the black lagoon!!!
This slot must be designed by the devil himself!

 

[goatwack]

There are several 243 games we love (to hate) but they some just take the biscuit. This is why I won't touch them with a bargepole unless I'm up by several hundred!

Main offenders:

Bust the Bank- Wow. Just wow. I know it's a high variance beast but this one really kills. Rarely do I abandon a slot after so many spins but after about 300 spins and £90 lost on minimum bets I had seen enough.

Terminator 2- What a criminally boring slot. Suffers from the same chronic lack of excitement as GoT but at least that has stacked wilds. You gotta love them stacked wilds!!

Immortal Romance/ TS2- Played these in my early slotting days as they are very accessible and fun to play. Used to get wins. Now I know better.

Gonzo's Quest- Not 243 of course but might as well be. I would have had this bad boy as my favourite slot at one time. That is, until it decided to shaft me on a continuous basis. Ne'er have I seen a balance vanish quicker on minimum bets, except possibly Cleopatra II. A great money- spinner for Netent make no mistake.

Gladiator, the MG one. - Not a cheap game to play at a hefty 50p a spin. That's highrolling for me lol. Lost about £70 attaining that coveted bonus round.....which pays a mighty 1x multiplier. Cue sheer tedium as I watch my 100 free spins garner a mammoth - wait for it - £70. Dear lord.

Break Da Bank Again- Sorry, I tried. I know it's a marathon not a sprint with this one but there is only so much humiliation one person can take. I'd rather play Reel Steal for hours whilst having my teeth pulled.

There are others but I'll stop here before I combust

 

[ProbabilityZero]

I actually like Terminator 2

Just the hope of a third Hot Mode keeps me going.

I do find the T800 feature can be boring when you can tell you are only going to bag couple of quid though.

Oh and Immortal Romance..... I think everyone knows I've learned to hate this slot now

 

[Jono777]

Gees I could create my longest ever post on this subject !!!

Guess I'll settle for the well appreciated advice I've got from other members over last few days!

'Don't play It Jon - 10-20 spins max then get off it' (IR)

This time I'm listening...Honest I am !!!!

 

[asadzareef89]

only game i have stopped playing is BDBA, never had any luck on my desktop/download version, literally after 2-3k u get a bonus round to win nothing, DOA can be bad but it does atleast give u regular fs plus odd 5oaks regularly

i have literally stopped playing most MG slots with just 1 deposit a week and that goes on IR, PB, TFROL, TS2, GOT(243), T2, JP with a few spins on a different game everytime(last deposit was hellboy)

 

[fun4all]

So true!

My top 5 never to play again:

Immortal Romance (96,6% RTP Yeah right to MG? lol)
Immortal Rompants
ImBrutal Nochance
Destroyer of Bankbalance
I'll give you Nochance



And Avalon 2

Terminator 2 has historically been reasonably okay for me so no doubt I'll Be Back (Groan)

Haha amazing post :notworthy

 

[mcgameboy]

Invaders From The Planet Moolah - played it once, bored rigid, makes getting raped by a rhinoceros look like an appealing alternative. About as entertaining as Mad Cows' Disease.

Smeggomatic - Slow running, even slower at dishing out a win that pays more than 10 times your bet. If ever the phrase "laying an egg" could be applied to the creation of an online slot, then it should be applied to this one. It's about as entertaining as salmonella. WTG NetBent.

Rabbit in the Hat - Semi-Clone of Eggomatic therefore it has to be included by default. About as entertaining as myxomatosis. So frustrating that you
want to take that magician's wand off him and promptly poke his eye out with it. And then insert it into his body via his urethra. Before inserting a carrot so far up his arsehole that it tickles his colon. Ghastly. And I'm talking about the slot btw, not my psychotic ranting.

Terminator 2 - If this was a Shakeperean play, it would most likely be called Where Art Thou Hot Mode? Or should that be Where Art Thou Win Mode?
Me thinks that the dead spin doth appeareth too much. About as funny as enjoying your evening drinking in a bar and shooting some pool, only to have it ruined because you got unexpectedly approached by a complete stranger who demands that you relinquish possession of your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. On the day that your meerkat bodyguards Alexander and Sergei took the evening off because they got free cinema tickets to go see Terminator Genisys. Oh yeah...and this complete stranger is supposedly the GOOD guy!

Game Of Moans - About as funny as being one of the characters in Game Of Thrones. Because the odds would suggest that it's a near certainty
that if you haven't already been gratuitously raped AT LEAST ONCE or murdered or both, then you soon will be.

Break Da Bank Again - About as funny as breaking into a bank, only to then find out that one of your co-robbers is even more ruthless than the Joker was in Dark Knight.

And don't even get me started on Robo JackShit, Cricket Star(fish), Football Star(fish), Bust The Wank, The Dark Shight Rises, Attraction and Dr. WattsTheF*ck Up.

 

[syntynyt]

almost the entire NETENT portfolio. thousands i'm down because of their awful games. beside 5 scatters on DOA i never had a win of 500x on any slot of this horrendous company. i still feed DOA and every time doing so i keep in mind how inaccurate are the statistics. almost 2 years of play on GUTS alone, no wildline. talking about randomness and DOA in the same sentence is pissing me off HARD
and all non-243 new MG games. medium potential, hard to hit 5OAKS of any kind, eats money like IR.
243 MG and WMS is the future i'm interested in.

 

[ProbabilityZero]

Rabbit in the Hat - Semi-Clone of Eggomatic therefore it has to be included by default. About as entertaining as myxomatosis. So frustrating that you
want to take that magician's wand off him and promptly poke his eye out with it. And then insert it into his body via his urethra. Before inserting a carrot so far up his arsehole that it tickles his colon. Ghastly. And I'm talking about the slot btw, not my psychotic ranting.

Terminator 2 - If this was a Shakeperean play, it would most likely be called Where Art Thou Hot Mode? Or should that be Where Art Thou Win Mode?
Me thinks that the dead spin doth appeareth too much. About as funny as enjoying your evening drinking in a bar and shooting some pool, only to have it ruined because you got unexpectedly approached by a complete stranger who demands that you relinquish possession of your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. On the day that your meerkat bodyguards Alexander and Sergei took the evening off because they got free cinema tickets to go see Terminator Genisys. Oh yeah...and this complete stranger is supposedly the GOOD guy!

Lol brilliant

Ironically the above are two of my currently played slots. Historically I'm in profit with both so should probably leave them, especially as my last RITH session was 43% RTP

I do get the downsides of both these slots but then again I think opinion can be swayed by how good or bad we do.... At least for me

 

[lotusch]

Oh yeah was waiting for a thread like this...
Now let me see...

There are a few slots I actually refuse to play forever and ever...

1. Playboy (MGS) - Has taken the piss out of me serious big time and the only 1000x stake win I ever hit was on a bloody €0.30 spin cus my balance was low...That is utter humiliating concidering I used to play this slot €0.90-€1.50 a pop mostly.

2. Gonzo's Quest (Netent) - Only did cost me shitloads,never had a decent hit ever on this.

3. Rumpel Wildspins (Novomatic) - INSANE INSANE bad slot,as we know from Novomatic mega super high variance but 2500 spins without a free spins trigger says it all...Novomatic in general is behaving like pricks for the last 2 years! Like their slots have lowered RTP%.

4. Book of Ra (Novomatic) - Same as above,Novomatic,'Nuff said.

5. Game of Thrones 243 (MGS) - Played it until yesterday but I am done with this slot so it is on my blacklist...Seeing all those mega wacko insane big hits on it made me realise I must have paid for half of them as my biggest hit was a lousy 550x bet and that is in thousands and thousands of spins...Utterly disgusted by this slot.

That's the 5 slots that came in mind right away,there are more slots I don't play or never will play again as I just do not like them.

 

[lotusch]

Invaders From The Planet Moolah - played it once, bored rigid, makes getting raped by a rhinoceros look like an appealing alternative. About as entertaining as Mad Cows' Disease.

Smeggomatic - Slow running, even slower at dishing out a win that pays more than 10 times your bet. If ever the phrase "laying an egg" could be applied to the creation of an online slot, then it should be applied to this one. It's about as entertaining as salmonella. WTG NetBent.

Rabbit in the Hat - Semi-Clone of Eggomatic therefore it has to be included by default. About as entertaining as myxomatosis. So frustrating that you
want to take that magician's wand off him and promptly poke his eye out with it. And then insert it into his body via his urethra. Before inserting a carrot so far up his arsehole that it tickles his colon. Ghastly. And I'm talking about the slot btw, not my psychotic ranting.

Terminator 2 - If this was a Shakeperean play, it would most likely be called Where Art Thou Hot Mode? Or should that be Where Art Thou Win Mode?
Me thinks that the dead spin doth appeareth too much. About as funny as enjoying your evening drinking in a bar and shooting some pool, only to have it ruined because you got unexpectedly approached by a complete stranger who demands that you relinquish possession of your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. On the day that your meerkat bodyguards Alexander and Sergei took the evening off because they got free cinema tickets to go see Terminator Genisys. Oh yeah...and this complete stranger is supposedly the GOOD guy!

Game Of Moans - About as funny as being one of the characters in Game Of Thrones. Because the odds would suggest that it's a near certainty
that if you haven't already been gratuitously raped AT LEAST ONCE or murdered or both, then you soon will be.

Break Da Bank Again - About as funny as breaking into a bank, only to then find out that one of your co-robbers is even more ruthless than the Joker was in Dark Knight.

And don't even get me started on Robo JackShit, Cricket Star(fish), Football Star(fish), Bust The Wank, The Dark Shight Rises, Attraction and Dr. WattsTheF*ck Up.

Superb m8,that made my evening...

 

[Jono777]

Absolute quality McGameboy, good start to a new week reading that!!

Your spot on re Smeg O, watch the video I've uploaded, painful viewing to say the least!

My never to play (ok I mean reduced to the odd few spins in comparison to being a fave )

TFTUT - Fuck me sideways, If I see one more useless wild on the fucking 5th reel, Im gonna get thru PC monitors like I do my fags! - Can you actually pay more than 3OAK Knives or cameras ya dog shite. The only slot where 500+ spins results in 3 'teasers' and IF the feature finally drops yawnnn fuckin yawwwn.

Untamed Series - Fantastic money makers (for me) when first released, unbelievable luck on these, these days like feeding a donkey strawberries, 20 dead spins followed by 3 or 4, 0.02p wins, amazing value for money I dont fucking think, get ya Dirty Tiger, dumb ass Panda and rabid wolf n shove em up your arse MG!

Play n Go (ALL) - reminds me of my old Atari 2600! - Fuck me programmers at PNG, its 2015 for fucks sake

Could go on all day so gonna stop here!

 

[mcgameboy]

Absolute quality McGameboy, good start to a new week reading that!!

Your spot on re Smeg O, watch the video I've uploaded, painful viewing to say the least!

My never to play (ok I mean reduced to the odd few spins in comparison to being a fave )

TFTUT - Fuck me sideways, If I see one more useless wild on the fucking 5th reel, Im gonna get thru PC monitors like I do my fags! - Can you actually pay more than 3OAK Knives or cameras ya dog shite. The only slot where 500+ spins results in 3 'teasers' and IF the feature finally drops yawnnn fuckin yawwwn.

Untamed Series - Fantastic money makers (for me) when first released, unbelievable luck on these, these days like feeding a donkey strawberries, 20 dead spins followed by 3 or 4, 0.02p wins, amazing value for money I dont fucking think, get ya Dirty Tiger, dumb ass Panda and rabid wolf n shove em up your arse MG!

Play n Go (ALL) - reminds me of my old Atari 2600! - Fuck me programmers at PNG, its 2015 for fucks sake

Could go on all day so gonna stop here!

I did watch both vids mate. And it brought back memories of my first ever session on SmEggomatic. It was boring beyond belief, then it "threatened
to get interesting" with a FS round that had multiple re-triggers (I think I got 49 spins in total - fairly sure I got 3 eggs of 10 spins, 1 of 12 spins and 1 of 7 spins). End result: literally scraped over 100x bet. And at that point I thought "I ain't gonna like this game". The second session confirmed it.

As for your vid....a classic case of "extra spins don't mean extra wins". 72 spins to pay 157x bet just ain't good enough. Not on a game where the base game pays are already pitiful. And the number of times the expanding wild egg turned up only for the wild to drop either side of it god knows how many times. Or for the wild to drop in the perfect spot but one spin too early or one spin too late. That's why I hate this game so much. The sheer feeling of being the victim of a game that is continuously shifting the goalposts to make sure that you can't score. Every dead spin, even some of the winning spins, are just part of one bloody great long maddening, infuriating, pisstaking windup. That's not my idea of fun or entertainment. If I want to pay for something as unenjoyable as that, I think I'll make an appointment with my dentist and forgo the injection to freeze my gum.

 

[fun4all]

Every dead spin, even some of the winning spins, are just part of one bloody great long maddening, infuriating, pisstaking windup. That's not my idea of fun or entertainment. If I want to pay for something as unenjoyable as that, I think I'll make an appointment with my dentist and forgo the injection to freeze my gum.

Amazing

 

[psychogene]

LOL this is a quality post well done - Rabbit in the hat and terminator 2 were spot on!

Just saw Terminator Genisys last week it started off nice but ended in typical B grade fashion. Oddly enough I was playing robojack-shit at next casino 2 days ago and managed a withdrawal but I have to agree that there seems to be something missing with this 243 way slot - doesn't seem to have any of the charm of immortal romance or even thunderstruck 2. Still a wins a win but I wont be going back to it in a hurry.

Game of Moans is about as good as I thought it would be the first time it came out - which is exactly how you described it. The dark shight rises is just a horrible horrible slot. I once built up something like 50 free spins at x3 and you guessed it ... free spin round just NEVER came until it was well content with taking much more off me then it was willing to give.

Dr. WattsTheF*ck up is so and so in my opinion. Barely play it mind you it belongs in the 'play once a month when you forgotten how bad the game is' category.

Invaders From The Planet Moolah - played it once, bored rigid, makes getting raped by a rhinoceros look like an appealing alternative. About as entertaining as Mad Cows' Disease.

Smeggomatic - Slow running, even slower at dishing out a win that pays more than 10 times your bet. If ever the phrase "laying an egg" could be applied to the creation of an online slot, then it should be applied to this one. It's about as entertaining as salmonella. WTG NetBent.

Rabbit in the Hat - Semi-Clone of Eggomatic therefore it has to be included by default. About as entertaining as myxomatosis. So frustrating that you
want to take that magician's wand off him and promptly poke his eye out with it. And then insert it into his body via his urethra. Before inserting a carrot so far up his arsehole that it tickles his colon. Ghastly. And I'm talking about the slot btw, not my psychotic ranting.

Terminator 2 - If this was a Shakeperean play, it would most likely be called Where Art Thou Hot Mode? Or should that be Where Art Thou Win Mode?
Me thinks that the dead spin doth appeareth too much. About as funny as enjoying your evening drinking in a bar and shooting some pool, only to have it ruined because you got unexpectedly approached by a complete stranger who demands that you relinquish possession of your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. On the day that your meerkat bodyguards Alexander and Sergei took the evening off because they got free cinema tickets to go see Terminator Genisys. Oh yeah...and this complete stranger is supposedly the GOOD guy!

Game Of Moans - About as funny as being one of the characters in Game Of Thrones. Because the odds would suggest that it's a near certainty
that if you haven't already been gratuitously raped AT LEAST ONCE or murdered or both, then you soon will be.

Break Da Bank Again - About as funny as breaking into a bank, only to then find out that one of your co-robbers is even more ruthless than the Joker was in Dark Knight.

And don't even get me started on Robo JackShit, Cricket Star(fish), Football Star(fish), Bust The Wank, The Dark Shight Rises, Attraction and Dr. WattsTheF*ck Up.

Agreed with Gonzo's Quest I forgot to put that my list (and theres alot I don't remember of the top of my head). This game is HORRIBLE. Not sure whose signature it is on Casinomeister but someone has a 'Gonzo doing a moonwalk at x2 win is embarrassing' or to that effect and that stuck with me lol. Free spins just never come when I play and its quite tiring to see over and over again the same crap all symbols connect to reveal all the good symbols that NEVER connect.

With Rumpel Wildspins I had my first novomatic experience playing that slot in December and it was great to me. From December-February that game alone made me about $500 - its all about the bonus round. If you don't get any bonus rounds your screwed in that game the base game will never keep your balance up enough - played enough spins to realize getting any princess symbols to connect is not worth chasing. I used to get some sessions where I'd get free spin rounds 3-4 times on $20 deposit which I know is kind of hard on Novomatic.

I just played it again the last 2-3 days - put in $70 Euro worth (about $100) and ... I didn't even get one bonus round ?! Over about 5 different sessions across two casinos it was quite bad and definitely made me not want to play this game again. I'm going to wait till December and see how it goes with rumpel wildspin. Someone here a few months ago won about $12,000 on rumpel wildspin so maybe the game has changed its payout to avoid that happening again .....

On a OK note though Just Jewel Deluxe I managed a $100 withdrawal off $10 worth and that game has one of the most stupidly high variance I have experienced.

Oh yeah was waiting for a thread like this...
Now let me see...

2. Gonzo's Quest (Netent) - Only did cost me shitloads,never had a decent hit ever on this.

3. Rumpel Wildspins (Novomatic) - INSANE INSANE bad slot,as we know from Novomatic mega super high variance but 2500 spins without a free spins trigger says it all...Novomatic in general is behaving like pricks for the last 2 years! Like their slots have lowered RTP%.

 

[gagamel]

My long list short:

All Playtech slots --> can anyone explain me how to win on these slots?

All Novomatic slots --> can pay very good but damned 100 dead spins in a row? No, thank you

All WMS slots --> watched the dunover vids and had some spanking from these slots

MGS: BDBA, Playboy

Netent: Dishwasher

 

[rena35]

Mystical win dragon RTG - is just a legend as far as i am concerned you can do well on this money munching slot.


Aladdin wishes for a better Genie RTG - then maybe the 3 wishes would not all come with a curse of blank spins.


Ghost sh**- I would rather go to Davy Jones locker then play those slow moving reels again

spoiled fruit frenzy RTG

 

[Jono777]

My long list short:

All Playtech slots --> can anyone explain me how to win on these slots?

All Novomatic slots --> can pay very good but damned 100 dead spins in a row? No, thank you

All WMS slots --> watched the dunover vids and had some spanking from these slots

MGS: BDBA, Playboy

Netent: Dishwasher

Oh so agree especially on this one!

I do have an answer too! - Get pissed out of your skull, make a deposit on a PT run casino, DO NOT SPIN, not even once, go to bed do not pass 'go' and sleep it off.

Wake up the next day, log in sober, hey presto!!

 

[Greigssy]

Slots I avoid are allegedly the most played at just about every casino out there.

Starburst- I've have never ever had a winning session on this slot , very high variance and the top win is 500x. No thanks!

Rainbow Riches- Base game pays are usually between the 1-15x bet range and rarely higher. The wheel and well bonus on 3 scatters always pays between 10-25xbet. The only way to win big on these bonuses is a 4 or 5 scatter trigger, rarely happens and again top pay for the slot is only 500xbet.

Wizard of Oz(WMS version)- When I first played this slot at Jackpot Party, the Glinda bonus triggered frequently some great wins were possible. But this slot has been 'tweaked' after WMS expanded out of the UK, Glinda rarely appears and anytime she does its one or two wild reels. All the bonus rounds usually always pay 10xbet, with the occasional 20xbet win. The monkey free spins are usually always dead with no extra wilds and the pick bonus round is just shite, one pick and bonus is over.

 

[KasinoKing]

All Playtech slots --> can anyone explain me how to win on these slots?

Same as any other software. I don't play Playtech very much at all - but only due to lack of decent bonus offers.
Here are a few of my wins over x100 from the last few years:

 

[Jono777]

Only thing I've noticed worth pointing out KK (great hits btw ) is that those sort of returns are possible for much smaller bet sizes on MG/Netent/WMS.

When I first set out into this online world of slots, Playtech saw a good 'piece of the action' from me usually betting 0.20p/0.25p/0.30p same sort of stakes I play these days on other providers. I have not ONE Playtech screenshot lol and cannot recall anything worth mentioning hence why I no longer play them.

Must have just been unlucky for me

 

[Dinahnana]

I have just put Bridesmaids on my never to play list. This slot is utter rubbish. In the bonus 75% of the time it lands on crap amounts and when you finally do hit an actual bonus feature chances are it's going to be crap. This slot is a waste of money