Invaders From The Planet Moolah - played it once, bored rigid, makes getting raped by a rhinoceros look like an appealing alternative. About as entertaining as Mad Cows' Disease.
Smeggomatic - Slow running, even slower at dishing out a win that pays more than 10 times your bet. If ever the phrase "laying an egg" could be applied to the creation of an online slot, then it should be applied to this one. It's about as entertaining as salmonella. WTG NetBent.
Rabbit in the Hat - Semi-Clone of Eggomatic therefore it has to be included by default. About as entertaining as myxomatosis. So frustrating that you
want to take that magician's wand off him and promptly poke his eye out with it. And then insert it into his body via his urethra. Before inserting a carrot so far up his arsehole that it tickles his colon. Ghastly. And I'm talking about the slot btw, not my psychotic ranting.
Terminator 2 - If this was a Shakeperean play, it would most likely be called Where Art Thou Hot Mode? Or should that be Where Art Thou Win Mode?
Me thinks that the dead spin doth appeareth too much. About as funny as enjoying your evening drinking in a bar and shooting some pool, only to have it ruined because you got unexpectedly approached by a complete stranger who demands that you relinquish possession of your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. On the day that your meerkat bodyguards Alexander and Sergei took the evening off because they got free cinema tickets to go see Terminator Genisys. Oh yeah...and this complete stranger is supposedly the GOOD guy!
Game Of Moans - About as funny as being one of the characters in Game Of Thrones. Because the odds would suggest that it's a near certainty
that if you haven't already been gratuitously raped AT LEAST ONCE or murdered or both, then you soon will be.
Break Da Bank Again - About as funny as breaking into a bank, only to then find out that one of your co-robbers is even more ruthless than the Joker was in Dark Knight.
And don't even get me started on Robo JackShit, Cricket Star(fish), Football Star(fish), Bust The Wank, The Dark Shight Rises, Attraction and Dr. WattsTheF*ck Up.