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Chance Hill CM EXCLUSIVE - Christmas Promo

rafelito

rafelito

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<div class="bbWrapper">Hello Guys,<br /> <br /> As I see many of you where not linking the christmas calendars out there, we have decided to make a special promo for you guys.<br /> <br /> Chance Hill’s Festive Joke Tournament<br /> <br /> At Chance Hill we take our support very seriously. But the long hours on chat can get a bit dull! During this Holiday season we wanted to light things up and came up with the following: Chance Hill’s Festive Joke Tournament.<br /> We know that our chat agents are hilarious, but the question is: Can you keep up with them? During this week we will find out. Enter Chance Hill, come say “Hi, I am a CM member” on the chat and give us your best shot at cracking up one of our chat agents. If you manage to make the chat guy laugh at your joke, we will give you an early present: free spins in Secrets of Christmas. The amount of free spins will be determined by how funny your joke was! <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><br /> After, post your joke here, and to show exactly how funny you are, put the amount of spins that you were given. The one who received most free spins during Monday-Friday will not only be crowned the funniest, but also the luckiest as he/she will get a special gift of 50€, which will be added to the players balance on Friday 16th at 23:00 CEST. <br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/unnamed-jpg.73649/" target="_blank"><img src="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/data/attachments/40/40140-b116410a172a51e6d71979217489eeb3.jpg" class="bbImage " style="" alt="unnamed.jpg" title="unnamed.jpg" width="100" height="57" loading="lazy" /></a><br /> <br /> The tournament will be running from Monday 12th till Friday 16th. You can get free spins one time per day, so you’ll get 5 changes. To take part you need to be a Casinomeister member with at least 15 posts in the forums. <br /> Happy Holidays!<br /> <br /> PS: Chat is available from 8:00 to 22:30 CEST<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.casinomeister.com/goto.php?c=chancehill" class="link link--internal"><br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/button-png.73741/" target="_blank"><img src="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/data/attachments/40/40226-fc193b79e87388051434d770eb52836c.jpg" class="bbImage " style="" alt="button.png" title="button.png" width="100" height="13" loading="lazy" /></a></a></div>
 
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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="rafelito" data-source="post: 801616" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=801616" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-801616">rafelito said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> To take part you need to be <b>a fully accredited Casinomeister member</b> with at least 15 posts in the forums. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> You&#039;re a bit funny yourself. I had no idea that members here could get accredited as well <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">I&#039;ve been in the baptism bf for years <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/eek2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek2:" title="Eek2 :eek2:" data-shortname=":eek2:" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="goatwack" data-source="post: 801631" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=801631" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-801631">goatwack said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> I&#039;ve been in the baptism bf for years <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/eek2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek2:" title="Eek2 :eek2:" data-shortname=":eek2:" /> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> <br /> I think you are good to go!</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Bump<br /> <br /> Why doesn&#039;t Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it&#039;s down the chimney</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><a href="http://www.sherv.net/" target="_blank" class="link link--external" rel="nofollow ugc noopener"><img src="/forums/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sherv.net%2Fcm%2Femoticons%2Fhand-gestures%2Ffacepalm-hand-gesture-smiley-emoticon.gif&amp;hash=b71fffb1f6c307507033dd13a671e68b" data-url="http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/hand-gestures/facepalm-hand-gesture-smiley-emoticon.gif" class="bbImage " loading="lazy" style="" width="" height="" /></a><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.sherv.net/" target="_blank" class="link link--external" rel="nofollow ugc noopener"><img src="/forums/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sherv.net%2Fcm%2Femoticons%2Fembarrassed%2Fwetting-pants.gif&amp;hash=4d9c18c378b33e8c910aa6398ef2a863" data-url="http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/embarrassed/wetting-pants.gif" class="bbImage " loading="lazy" style="" width="" height="" /></a></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Cant wait to take part in this <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="geordiecolin" data-source="post: 801820" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=801820" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-801820">geordiecolin said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Bump<br /> <br /> Why doesn&#039;t Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it&#039;s down the chimney </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> did u get 69 spins? <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/tongue.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue :p" data-shortname=":p" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">The Magnificent Seven<br /> <br /> &#039;Reminds me of that fella back home who fell off a ten-story building. As he was falling, people on each floor kept hearing him say, &quot;So far, so good.&quot; Heh, so far, so good.&#039;&quot;<br /> <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><br /> <br /> got9 fs</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Chanced my arm...I will only take one shot at this as I don&#039;t want to come across as greedy coming in with a new joke everyday <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><br /> <br /> Anyway, here was the joke that rewarded me with 15 freespins. Thanks for the Promo BTW <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/thumbsup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbsup :thumbsup:" data-shortname=":thumbsup:" /><br /> <br /> A guy walking down the street sees a girl with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your <br /> breasts for $100 dollars?”<br /> <br /> “Are you crazy?!” – she says and keeps walking away.<br /> <br /> He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.<br /> <br /> “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” – he requests again.<br /> <br /> “Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”<br /> <br /> So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again.<br /> <br /> “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”<br /> <br /> She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that <br /> dark alley over there.”<br /> <br /> So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as <br /> he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, and <br /> burying his face in them..<br /> <br /> The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?”<br /> <br /> “Nah”, he replies. “It&#039;s too expensive…”</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="PaaskeDKnowUK" data-source="post: 801850" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=801850" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-801850">PaaskeDKnowUK said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> did u get 69 spins? <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/tongue.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue :p" data-shortname=":p" /> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Only sixty eight because I gave the Mrs one <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">I loved Chipkin&#039;s joke. <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/thumbsup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbsup :thumbsup:" data-shortname=":thumbsup:" /><br /> <br /> While in Town just there I spotted a lady walking by with her left breast exposed. I pointed this out to her and she screamed &quot;Oh my God I have left the baby on the Bus&quot; <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Had to do better than 9.<br /> This got me 24:<br /> <br /> Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”<br /> <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Not bad <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/smile.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /><br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/016cc050-jpg.73733/" target="_blank"><img src="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/data/attachments/40/40219-8601d662aafc5a387cc2d8f1df58c2b9.jpg" class="bbImage " style="" alt="016cc050.jpg" title="016cc050.jpg" width="100" height="45" loading="lazy" /></a><br /> <br /> 39.20 at the end of fs.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">just sent this one<br /> <br /> <blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="" data-source="" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?&quot;<br /> <br /> “Yes,” replies the little girl.<br /> <br /> “Well,&quot; says the policeman, &quot;tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her £5.<br /> <br /> The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, &quot;Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”<br /> <br /> The policeman chuckles and replies, “He sure did!&quot;<br /> <br /> “Well,” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the d*ck goes under the horse and not on it.&quot; </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> 20 FS for me for that</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">I retract my comment about only doing it once.<br /> <br /> But Nikan took over my 15 spins and unofficially declared a Joke war on me.<br /> <br /> I did this one for 20 spins.<br /> <br /> &quot;A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender pours them and the guy starts downing them. <br /> <br /> By the 5th one the bartender asks, &quot;Why are you drinking so fast?&quot;<br /> <br /> The guy says, &quot;You&#039;d drink this fast if you had what I have.&quot;<br /> <br /> The bartender says, &quot;What do you have?&quot;<br /> <br /> The guy says, &quot;No money.&quot;<br /> <br /> Not as good as Nikan&#039;s 24 spins but the battle is shorter than the war .<br /> <br /> See you tomorrow Nikan <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Great promo!<br /> <br /> I got 11 freespins.<br /> <br /> &quot;For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweater with a bull’s-eye on the back.&quot;</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Don&#039;t have a Chance Hill account but:<br /> <br /> <b>What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?</b><br /> <br /> One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <b>What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?</b><br /> <br /> Beef strokin’ off.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <b>Police officer: &quot;Can you identify yourself, sir?&quot;</b><br /> <br /> Driver pulls out his mirror and says: &quot;Yes, it&#039;s me.&quot;<br /> <br /> <b><br /> A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”</b><br /> <br /> “Are you mad? I barely know the woman”<br /> <br /> <br /> There you go, that&#039;s four spins right there <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Ok here goes my attempt which got me 18 free spins. It is a true story by the way. I use Cortana on windows 10 from time to time and the other day I asked it &quot;The weather in Cork&quot; the response I got back was one word cock. Gave me quite a laugh and of course the corresponding Bing page led me to sites that I did not want! I also told them that my dog is barking at a new weed in the garden. It&#039;s quite big and grew real fast. Little things brighten your day<img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/tongue.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue :p" data-shortname=":p" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">There&#039;s this bus load of blind people driving along and the bus driver starts getting tired. <br /> <br /> He says to the blind people, &quot;I&#039;m pretty knackered; I&#039;m stopping at the next pub for a bite to eat and a drink, what are you guys going to do?<br /> One of them replies, &quot;no worries, we&#039;ll have a little game of football&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Football?!&quot; The driver cries, &quot;but you&#039;re all blind!&quot;<br /> <br /> The blind guy says, &quot;no, it&#039;s simple; we strap bells to the ball and then we can hear where it goes&quot;<br /> <br /> With that, the bus driver pulls into a pub, has a bite to eat and a drink. When he comes out, there are paramedics and ambulances everywhere. <br /> <br /> The bus driver says, &quot;what&#039;s been going on here then?&quot;<br /> <br /> The Paramedic turns around and shouts, &quot;never would have guessed!! A bus load of blind people kicked the sh*t out of a Morris dancer</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">19 fs<br /> <br /> A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighbourhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.<br /> &quot;Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?&quot;<br /> She replied, &quot;How about $50?&quot;<br /> The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.<br /> &quot;You&#039;re finished already?&quot; he asked.<br /> &quot;Yes,&quot; the blonde answered, &quot;and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.&quot; Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.<br /> &quot;And by the way,&quot; the blonde added, &quot;that&#039;s not a Porsche; it&#039;s a Ferrari.&quot;<br /> <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/lolup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lolup:" title="LOL up :lolup:" data-shortname=":lolup:" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Where are cs based. Don&#039;t want to do a joke that maybe they wouldn&#039;t get if they aren&#039;t in the UK</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="" data-source="" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The Englishman pressed his forearm and... the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. &quot;That was my pager,&quot; he said. &quot;I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.&quot;<br /> A few minutes later a phone rang. The Scotsman fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, &quot;That wiz me mobile phone, I&#039;ve a microchip in me hand.&quot;<br /> Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.<br /> The others raised their eyebrows. &quot;Will ya look at that&quot; says Paddy, &quot;I&#039;m gettin&#039; a fax! </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Got me 30 FS <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/smile.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /><br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/chance-jpg.73775/" target="_blank"><img src="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/data/attachments/40/40253-7bff5f65725f2b7bc6f457913c76ffab.jpg" class="bbImage " style="" alt="chance.jpg" title="chance.jpg" width="100" height="57" loading="lazy" /></a></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="colinsunderland" data-source="post: 802510" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=802510" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-802510">colinsunderland said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Got me 30 FS <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/smile.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /><br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/73775/" target="_blank">View attachment 73775</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Congrats, I think that&#039;s top marks right there...Great Joke <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>
 
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