Chance Hill CM EXCLUSIVE - Christmas Promo

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Hello Guys,

As I see many of you where not linking the christmas calendars out there, we have decided to make a special promo for you guys.

Chance Hill’s Festive Joke Tournament

At Chance Hill we take our support very seriously. But the long hours on chat can get a bit dull! During this Holiday season we wanted to light things up and came up with the following: Chance Hill’s Festive Joke Tournament.
We know that our chat agents are hilarious, but the question is: Can you keep up with them? During this week we will find out. Enter Chance Hill, come say “Hi, I am a CM member” on the chat and give us your best shot at cracking up one of our chat agents. If you manage to make the chat guy laugh at your joke, we will give you an early present: free spins in Secrets of Christmas. The amount of free spins will be determined by how funny your joke was! :D
After, post your joke here, and to show exactly how funny you are, put the amount of spins that you were given. The one who received most free spins during Monday-Friday will not only be crowned the funniest, but also the luckiest as he/she will get a special gift of 50€, which will be added to the players balance on Friday 16th at 23:00 CEST.

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The tournament will be running from Monday 12th till Friday 16th. You can get free spins one time per day, so you’ll get 5 changes. To take part you need to be a Casinomeister member with at least 15 posts in the forums.
Happy Holidays!

PS: Chat is available from 8:00 to 22:30 CEST


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Chanced my arm...I will only take one shot at this as I don't want to come across as greedy coming in with a new joke everyday :D

Anyway, here was the joke that rewarded me with 15 freespins. Thanks for the Promo BTW :thumbsup:

A guy walking down the street sees a girl with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your
breasts for $100 dollars?”

“Are you crazy?!” – she says and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” – he requests again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again.

“Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that
dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as
he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, and
burying his face in them..

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?”

“Nah”, he replies. “It's too expensive…”
 
I loved Chipkin's joke. :thumbsup:

While in Town just there I spotted a lady walking by with her left breast exposed. I pointed this out to her and she screamed "Oh my God I have left the baby on the Bus" :eek:
 
just sent this one

A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?"

“Yes,” replies the little girl.

“Well," says the policeman, "tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her £5.

The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, "Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”

The policeman chuckles and replies, “He sure did!"

“Well,” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the d*ck goes under the horse and not on it."

20 FS for me for that
 
I retract my comment about only doing it once.

But Nikan took over my 15 spins and unofficially declared a Joke war on me.

I did this one for 20 spins.

"A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender pours them and the guy starts downing them.

By the 5th one the bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You'd drink this fast if you had what I have."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "No money."

Not as good as Nikan's 24 spins but the battle is shorter than the war .

See you tomorrow Nikan ;)
 
Great promo!

I got 11 freespins.

"For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweater with a bull’s-eye on the back."
 
Don't have a Chance Hill account but:

What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.



What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin’ off.



Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."


A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”


“Are you mad? I barely know the woman”


There you go, that's four spins right there :eek:
 
Ok here goes my attempt which got me 18 free spins. It is a true story by the way. I use Cortana on windows 10 from time to time and the other day I asked it "The weather in Cork" the response I got back was one word cock. Gave me quite a laugh and of course the corresponding Bing page led me to sites that I did not want! I also told them that my dog is barking at a new weed in the garden. It's quite big and grew real fast. Little things brighten your day:p
 
There's this bus load of blind people driving along and the bus driver starts getting tired.

He says to the blind people, "I'm pretty knackered; I'm stopping at the next pub for a bite to eat and a drink, what are you guys going to do?
One of them replies, "no worries, we'll have a little game of football"

"Football?!" The driver cries, "but you're all blind!"

The blind guy says, "no, it's simple; we strap bells to the ball and then we can hear where it goes"

With that, the bus driver pulls into a pub, has a bite to eat and a drink. When he comes out, there are paramedics and ambulances everywhere.

The bus driver says, "what's been going on here then?"

The Paramedic turns around and shouts, "never would have guessed!! A bus load of blind people kicked the sh*t out of a Morris dancer
 
19 fs

A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighbourhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
She replied, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."
:lolup:
 
Three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The Englishman pressed his forearm and... the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Scotsman fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That wiz me mobile phone, I've a microchip in me hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows. "Will ya look at that" says Paddy, "I'm gettin' a fax!

Got me 30 FS :)

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