Fan Mail of 2016

“Don’t feed the trolls!”

award_beerEvery year I get crap loads of emails from people from all walks of life – most of it is just fine, some of is spammy, but sometimes it’s not so good. I can’t complain too much since this year really wasn’t all that bad. I few idiots – but really not too bad. Peruse the Fan Mail awards archives and prepare your eyeballs to be melted.

Anyway, this is just an example of some of the morons I deal with:

When you sign up to the forum, you are supposed to read the instructions and follow them. One is to check your emails and find he one that can activate your account, click the link and voila – you can post messages etc., because you have an active account.

I was checking the forum emails in October and discovered this:

i cant believe i cant complain about slots inferno because i live in the us …no madder where you live if they are acting like crooks then something needs tobe done about it …they wont pay thats my complaint ..they should be held accountable for there actions …they and super nove give online gamble  a bad name …i getting to the point where i dont trust none of you ..including this site …the only reson you dont want usa coments is because the FBI AND OTHERS WILL SHUT YOUR ASS DOWN AND THE CASINOS so in a sence you in it with the casinos

and

just delete you sending me email ..buy law there is surpose to be a link on the email ..so stop this fucking shit a delete it

I saw this and responded:

Hi Matthew,

There is a link. It’s referring you to your profile where you chose to receive email notifications for private messages.

But no worries, since you are too busy to deal with your forum account, I’ll happily deal with it for you.

Sincerely,

Bryan

and also

Dear Matthew,

No one said you couldn’t complain about Slotsinferno. If you had actually checked the site, you would have seen that they are listed in our rogue casino section.

We welcome folks from the US – in fact we have the US site http://casinomeister.us which is geared towards our US based members.

Too bad you forfeited your account membership with your obnoxious, poorly written emails. Take a hike.

Cheers!

Bryan

Oops – I made him mad.

poor this  go fuck yourself and your site blowsÂ

And I couldn’t resist. I rarely ever respond to emails like this, but I was in a mood to do so.

Hi Matthew,

It takes a big man to hide behind an email address. I bet you wouldn’t say that to me in person. And if you did, I’d mop the street with your face.

Have a great day.

Bryan

And what did expect?

I DONT THINK YOU COULD ……SAY WHAT YOU SAY BEHIND A EMAIL ..SEE I NO FOR A FACT I WOULD KILL YOU ..AND IF YOU KEEP RUNNNING YOUR MOUTH I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN TELL YOU WHO I AM THEN KILL YOU THEN MAYBE JUST MAYBE ON HOW ANGRY I AM ILL GO AFTER YOUR FAMILY …SO WATCH WHO YOUR FUCKING WITH ..IF YOU WANT TO SEE FOR YOUR LAST DAYS GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS OR I CAN DO IT THE EASY WAY FROM THE NETÂ

LOL – don’t feed the trolls. And what would I expect from a guy using an email address like: shocker666pain@gmail.com

More fan mail from 2016 here:Evil Player Award of 2016

Fan Mail Historical Awards

Fan Mail of 2015 cretins, morons, and twats
Fan Mail of 2014 – frank.j.faber
Fan Mail of 2013 – Shamrock7s
Fan Mail of 2012 – boby’s reply
Meltdown of 2011 – All TopGames Casinos are Down! DDos Attacks!!