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MEISTER MAIL
11 November 2009
Dear Reader,
Vegas - here I come! Next week can't come soon enough so I'm writing the newsletter a day early so that maybe time will go a little quicker...or maybe it slows it down? Eh?
Confusingly yours,
Bryan
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WORD FROM THE MEISTER |
Chillin' with the Meister - 11 November 2009.
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It's that Time of Year Again!
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| BAPTISM BY FIRE!!!! |
Let's welcome Kerching Casino to the Baptism by fire section.
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From Their website...
Kerching Casino launched in 2007 and has been offering the very best in online casino gaming since day one. The casino has strong links to land-based slots developers Barcrest, who, with 40 years experience in the gaming industry, certainly know a thing or two about bringing high quality gaming to a wide audience.
Kerching is also part of the IGT (International Game Technology) group, the world's largest gaming company and owner of WagerWorks, whose software powers many of the amazing games on our site. IGT was founded in 1975 and specialises in making the best slots titles on the planet.
Any questions or comments can be directed toward their casino rep located here
http://www.casinomeister.com/casinos/kerchingcasino.php
Sorry - no US, Canadians, Australians, Germans, or Dutch...
Circus Casino has now entered Casinomeister's " Baptism by Fire"!
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From their website:
Circuscasino.com is part of the UK’s largest casino operator and is owned by the $17billion global Genting Group with their portfolio of world-class gaming venues that are second to none.
The portfolio consists of 40 UK casinos spread across three of the country’s leading brands: Circus, Mint and Maxims, we are the name behind Birmingham’s Star City – the UK’s largest Casino.
We are also part of the same group that operates five of London’s most famous casinos – including Crockford’s, the world’s oldest private gaming club, The Colony Club, The Palm Beach, Maxim’s Casino Club and The Mint.
Any questions or comments can be directed toward their casino rep located here
http://www.casinomeister.com/casinos/circuscasino.php
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| And now for the humor...... |
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the seance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?"
A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."
Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"
"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."
"What do you do all day?" asked Martha.
"Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m."
Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha."
"Well, then, where are you?"
"I'm a rabbit in Arizona."
ha ha ha
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