Back in the early days...

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Got this email totally out of the blue today...Must have been when I first 'started out' and was VERY naive, certainly long, long before my CM days! :p

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13 months lol, try 'never'

Better make a deposit quick :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Edit: You really could NOT write the book!

Logged in to see what all the fuss was about and there was 0.06p in the balance which must have triggered the above email.

Daily deposits at decent casinos resulting in endless featureless nothingness.

One 0.06p spin at a casino I did not ever recall joining, use or deposit at....

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I was only been overly cautious to get rip of the 6p!

Edit again: Un- fuckin - believable

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Final Edit :p

Decided on having a laugh too! - Can't wait for the BS to start rolling in

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Email updating me...

4 days pending until W/D's are processed!

Tip of the iceberg???

I think, its only for security reasons. Furthermore, it is a long process to get yours 46,- out of playtechs "empty pockets". Finally, why do you want to steal their money.
Withdrawing is stealing ! You had your fun and have to pay for it, not get money for it :cool:

Edit: Is it only me who thinks of a brothel when reading "joyland" ? Have you ever got money from a prostitute ?
 
I think, its only for security reasons. Furthermore, it is a long process to get yours 46,- out of playtechs "empty pockets". Finally, why do you want to steal their money.
Withdrawing is stealing ! You had your fun and have to pay for it, not get money for it :cool:

Edit: Is it only me who thinks of a brothel when reading "joyland" ? Have you ever got money from a prostitute ?

Hahaha withdrawing is stealing = genius!

I can see all casinos everywhere adding this clause right at the bottom of their T&Cs. I'm certain this is how casinos regard us players.

Also makes for a great signature :thumbsup:
 
Who'd have thought.....

Well the first thing I said to myself was 'Told ya so' followed by 'You didn't seriously think....'

Samantha - 20/08/2015 01:01 PM

Dear Jonathan,

We are writing in regards to the status of your withdrawal request.

Please be informed that your withdrawal request for £45 has been declined on our end due to no Deposit (thank fook for that) made on the account. Please be reminded for us to process your cash out, you need to make a successful deposit of £50.(yeah right, whatever!)

Should you have other questions or inquiries, please feel free to contact Online Support again. We are available 24/7.

Thank you and have a good one. (I will you did exactly what I wanted you to, It was 6p FFS lol)

Best regards,

Samantha
Joyland Casino
Customer Support Team
 
Haha great thread - ty ty ty op ::cool:

I played at a rogue casino unknowingly in the past as well (betroyal). They have £27 of mine :(.
 
Hahahahahaha what a surprising outcome... ^^

So to cash out a £46 free chip win,you have to deposit £50 first (which obviously also will have like a minimum 1x playthrough before able to cashout).

Clowns..

Let's mention JOYLAND a lot so it will be visible in search engines a lot and warn people for these rogue outfits!!

DO NOT DEPOSIT HERE!

^^
 
I considered for about 0.00001 of a milli-second about doing it, just to get one over em and to cover my next 2 deposits :p

After this silly thought trauma passed the sensible part of me suggested as you say a 1x PT with slots all set to minus RTP or even worse a 100% deposit match/SUB that all of a sudden is mandatory with a 50x WR.

No thanks Joyland.

You gave me exactly what I wanted which was a sarcastic laugh and a popular thread :thumbsup:
 
Joyland has been notorious for some years, although it seems to be energetically promoted by many affiliates.

Before it outruns its reputation, here's a little reminder:

https://www.casinomeister.com/gambling-news/playtech-progressive-jackpots-scandal/

I wonder if jackpot247 and supercasino has also theses terms? I see one of them in the list, They are on the actuall U.K tv at night running games, (Roulette) If somebody won the 10m mega jp I wonder what the the authority would say if they only paying out monthly, I mean with all the new U.K regs and them being big on T.V and all that it will not go down very well
 
Wait..

These guys are owned by william hill???

'Joyland Casino is operated by WHG (International) Limited, a company registered in Gibraltar. WHG (International) Limited is licenced and regulated by the Gambling Commission (licence no. 000-039225 R-319373-001) for customers in Great Britain, and licenced by the Gibraltar Government and regulated by the Gibraltar Gambling Commissioner (licence nos. 034 & 042) for all other customers.
The registered office of WHG (International) Limited is at 6/1 Waterport Place, Gibraltar, with registered company number 99191.

By accessing, continuing to use, or navigating throughout this site you accept that we will utilise certain browser cookies to improve the experience which you receive with us. William Hill do not use any cookies which interfere with your privacy, but only ones which will improve your experience whilst using our site, please refer to our FAQs for further information on our use of cookies and how you prevent their use should you wish.'
 
Good point!

Did a little (and I mean little :p) digging.

Turns out it was from the Sign Up £10 ND when I registered years back.

That's a shame, so they sent you a deliberate bait & switch email because you could never have won from the balance that they warned would be confiscated, and it shouldn't even have been there in the first place because it should have been cleared when the original bonus expired "years back".
 
Found this easily today, must have been having an 'off' day when I went 'digging'.

Terms and Conditions for the $25 / 25€ / £10 free Sign-up Bonus:

1. The free Sign Up Bonus will be issued to players instantly from the time of signing up.

2. This promotion is only open to first-time customers who open and register a real-money account during the promotion period. Existing holders of real-money accounts with us are not eligible to participate.

3. Subject to clause 5 below, the minimum wagering requirements for a sign-up bonus are 200 times the bonus amount, i.e. $25 x200 = $5,000. This means that you will have to wager at least this amount in order to be eligible to withdraw any of your winnings (subject at all times to the maximum amount permitted to be withdrawn in accordance with clause 7 below).

4. a first approved deposit of at least $/€/£50 or R/kr.300 must be made, in order to be able to withdraw your winnings (subject at all times to the maximum amount permitted to be withdrawn in accordance with clause 7 below).

5. Please note: A player may make only one withdrawal of any winnings earned using a free sign-up bonus, and this withdrawal is limited to a maximum amount of $/€/£ 200. Any remaining winnings will be deleted from the player's account, upon making this one-time withdrawal request up to such maximum amount.

6. All other Casino Terms & Conditions apply.

7. Please note: Players from Russia are entitled to 15$/€ in this promotion.

Please note that players fromChina, Indonesia, Pakistan, Thailand, Brazil, Romania, South Korea, Mexico and Dominican Republicare not eligible to participate in this promotion .

LOVE number 6!
 
Leave it sitting there for a further 13 months until you get the same email again then log in and play a spin, you could string them along for years and they can never reclaim the money. :D
 

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