Happy Birthday Cleveland

Happy Birthday Cleveland! In honor of your birthday, here's a joke...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. By morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. He opened it and his jaw dropped as he read the message. He quickly jumped in his car and drove over to his friend Bob's house and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" Bob gulped and nodded. "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night and sneak up to the house to have sex with her?"

"Yes," Bob replied nervously, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. And I feel just terrible."

Jack grinned and replied, "No need to apologize, Bob. She just died and left me everything!"

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Have a great day! :D
 
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