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    Might be divorced when I get back!!!

    I will be off to my bi-annual trip to the Phillipines next week.
    Will be there for 7 days ...I insisted on my itinerary.

    day 1 & 2 Hyatt hotel and casino
    day 3 & 4 Heritage hotel and casino
    day 5 & 6 Manila Pavillion hotel & casino
    day 7 half day shopping tour with wife then to the airport.

    But for some odd reason my wife insist we'll be divorced if I don't change this itinerary!!!
    I see nothing wrong with my scheduling? Do you?

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    Let her keep half of your budget for the shopping on Day 7. Alternatively, do the shopping on Day 1.

    Seriously, be careful. This place is no what it used to be iro tourist safety.
    senseless gambling addict

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    Alternate Itinerary:

    day 1 & 2 Hyatt hotel and casino

    Check into hotel and relax from the travel. Arrange for a bottle of champagne to be in the room. Present the missus with an afternoon at the spa and hit the tables.

    Have her join you for a lovely meal. Get her really drunk, so she's hungover for day two. Arrange a restorative spa treatment for the afternoon.

    day 3 & 4 Heritage hotel and casino

    Tell her to cruise the gift shops, and bring you a wish list. Let her choose which restaurant to have dinner at.

    Day 4.... give her something from the wish list.

    day 5 & 6 Manila Pavillion hotel & casino

    Day 5: Brunch in your room, and have a couples massage. Show her she is still the gal you married. Then show her you are still the guy she married and hit the tables.

    Day 6 .... Surely she can amuse herself, especially with some pocket money.

    day 7 half day shopping tour with wife then to the airport.

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    LOL!

    I got beat down!!! Never can win and get my way!!
    New itinerary.
    Days 1 through 6. Shopping and sightseeing.
    Day 7, I f I've been good, I get to go to the casino of my choice until departue time.

    She's lucky I still love her!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuchu59 View Post
    Let her keep half of your budget for the shopping on Day 7. Alternatively, do the shopping on Day 1.

    Seriously, be careful. This place is no what it used to be iro tourist safety.
    I know.....I almost got mugged my first trip there about 10yrs ago.
    But I've learned the ropes since then.....

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    If we were married fanihi, we would be two peas in a pod! Oh and probably broke too.

    Hope you have an awesome trip with the Mrs!
    samoas

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    Quote Originally Posted by samoas View Post
    If we were married fanihi, we would be two peas in a pod! Oh and probably broke too.

    Hope you have an awesome trip with the Mrs!
    That's why we need to find another half who isnt indulged in gambling yet is tolerant of your habits. I was lucky to find such a person and she stuck with me through thick and thin. I doubt whether I could get a wife even remotely similar to her in my next life.
    senseless gambling addict

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    Every year i`ve gone on holiday my wife gets pregnant, so this year i`m taking her with me
    During sex, I stopped, she said "What you stopped for?", I said "Ssh, I saw this on porn tube, it's called buffering".

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    HAHAHAHAHA

    Quote Originally Posted by Seventh777 View Post
    Every year i`ve gone on holiday my wife gets pregnant, so this year i`m taking her with me
    And I needed to read that twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seventh777 View Post
    Every year i`ve gone on holiday my wife gets pregnant, so this year i`m taking her with me
    LOL !!!!
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